Live at the Acrawlpolis

Good citizens of Athens! Gather now and hear my tale of Anna K., a seeker of truth and cuteness whose travels brought her here to the Acropolis, ancient temple to the Greek gods Athena and Yanni


… when lo, she did come across a lowly sojourner, a pilgrim not unlike herself. When she picked him up to inquire from whence he came, he did rebuke her with a stern look of Socratic disapproval…


O goddess Athena, deliver unto us a… REBUKE-HANCE!

62 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Theresa says:

    Sing, O Muse of the mad skills of NTMTOM!

  2. Theresa says:

    PS:

  3. emmberrann says:

    Tawk ’boutcher disapproval, dis guy’s got it down!!

  4. skippymom says:

    When I saw the first photo, I thought this guy was really big, then: woops, it’s a mini-turtlet.

  5. Fird Birfle says:

    *grabs the Turtle/ tortoise pompoms; takes position on the field*

    • skippymom says:

      yeah i’m thinking it is actually a tortoise

    • lisaLassie says:

      *While Fird busy with pompoms, grabs actual tiny turtlette and runs from the field: leaving a small stone with a “sleeping, do not disturb sign”*

  6. fleurdamour says:

    It’s Aristurtle!

  7. N. Fritz says:

    I can’t help but look at this post and think of Aeschylus (Greek playwright, died ca. 455 BCE). It seems that eagles like tortoise meat, and to crack open the shell the eagle drops the tortoise from a great height onto a rock. The story goes that an eagle mistook Aeschylus’ bald head for a rock and the rest is (dubious) history. Death by tortoise!

    • victoreia says:

      Ouch.

      (OTOH, I played Iphigenia in a college production of his Agammenon, so I don’t have too much sympathy….)

      • Theresa says:

        “Iphigenia in Brooklyn”?

        • AuntieBellum says:

          LOL! I looked up Iphigenia in Wikipedia, and among other things, it mentions “Iphigenia in Brooklyn” along with the parenthetical note, “this version of the story may be less tragic than others.”
          :mrgreen:

          • Fird Birfle says:

            Y’all know SO MUCH MORE about things Greek than moi !!!

            Cubism, surrealism and things outrageousleh Frawnsche, I can generally navigate. But boy HOWDY did my educamation lack in les topiques grecques
            (not sure about that adjective’s proper spelling/ ending and I’ll admit that I’m presently feeling a bit too impulsive to slow down & locate the proper bit …sorry)

  8. Lewis n' Clark says:

    wow, fleurdamour! just wow!

  9. Nikki says:

    “Rebuke-hance” Love that.

  10. fleurdamour says:

    Aesop’s fable: The Tortoise and the Glare

  11. Kar says:

    You just can’t say, LOOK! There’s a turtle! Can you?

  12. Brenna says:

    The shadow on the middle pic is awesome O_o

  13. Kari Callin says:

    “Oh, hello there. Who are you?”
    ” . .. ………”
    “What was that? Couldn’t hear you. Say again?”
    ” . .. ………”
    “Hold on a second. (picks him up) Now, say that again?”
    ” i.am. Sparticus!”
    “Aaaahh. Got it.”

  14. rattyclare says:

    Where was da hare??

  15. Jimbeaux says:

    Of course, you know what they say of the acropolis…

    • pugletsrule says:

      OMG I so needed that this morning – can’t stop laughing – my sides hurt!

      • Jimbeaux says:

        Yeah, they kinda break Stephen. It’s pretty damn laughter-inducing.

        • Theresa says:

          Stephen is such an adorable corpser. This is sort of like “Moses supposes his toes are roses.” :D

          • Kar says:

            I recognize most of those guys but who’s to Fry’s immediate right?

          • Jimbeaux says:

            Odd… Kar doesn’t have a ‘reply’ button. The guy to the right (the ‘Whatevaaaah!’ guy) is Alan Davies. He’s the recurring show guest and plays the ‘idiot’ foil to Fry, even though he’s actually pretty damn smart (and pretty damn funny).

    • Theresa says:

      They kind of make an operetta, don’t they?

  16. Emmylee says:

    Dudes…I was in Athens and I didn’t get to meet this lil’ disapproving chelonii! *pouts and throws a fit*

  17. WendyLady says:

    Shouldn’t the title be Awwwcrawlpolis? Just sayin…

  18. sugitomo says:

    Ehhn..?