Avengers Disassemble!

Fear not, citizens! Earth’s Wrinkliest Heroes™ are here to protect you! (Starting by protecting you from your delicious shawarma, which was a bit greasier than they normally make it and you would have totally hated anyway, trust me.)

39 comments … read them below or add one

  1. tommygirl says:

    I want shawarma now!

  2. SlaveToCat says:

    Wonder Twin powers activate!

    Raises hand: Where is Cat Woman?

  3. dgerish says:

    I hope somebody sends this to Joss Whedon–something tells me he’d love it.

  4. jujube says:

    Uh, Thor seems to be having a problem with his helmet.

  5. ams1001 says:

    Now there’s an Avengers movie I would go see!

    Though, I had to look up shawarma, and the picture on Wikipedia looks utterly disgusting. Though I’m sure my cats would love it. (Actually, no, I’m not sure of that…they’re picky little brats. They might hate it just because I said that.)

    • dubyah1 says:

      Actually, it’s delicious, at least for humans: think Persian soft taco: warm puffy pita bread stuffed with sizzling hot sliced lamb or beef, garlic sauce, hummus, pickled turnip and peppers, lettuce.
      Mystery over what I’ll make for lunch!

    • Shawarma is DELICIOUS. Looks awful, tastes amazing. (But then again, I also like scrapple, so maybe I’m no judge.) And for the record, don’t feed it to your cats even if they do like it. it usually has garlic and/or onions on it and that’s not good for kitty tummies.

      • ams1001 says:

        Don’t worry, the cats don’t get people food and usually don’t eat it even when we do give them a bit (don’t think shawarma will be showing up in my parents’ house any time soon, either). Sometimes at dinner I’ll put a pea or corn kernel on the edge of the table, and Girlcat will reach up and swat it off (doing her best not to actually touch it, it seems; either that or she needs glasses) and then bat it around for a bit before getting bored. When they were kittens they would play “pea soccer” and we once found several petrified peas under a wicker box that’s in the corner of the kitchen. They used to eat them when they were little but the Boycat doesn’t even play with them anymore and the Girlcat only plays for a minute and then walks away. Sometimes she’ll just knock them off and that’s it. They’re 6 now, I guess they’re too grown up for such games.

        I never even heard of scrapple until I went to college in central PA; not a fan of any kind of sausage-like or mixed meat substance. And I’ve never liked lamb or veal (never tried goat).

        • Emmylee says:

          You can also get chicken shwarma…as one of my friends used to say…I want some shwarma to keep me warma! *insert groan here*

    • kar says:

      Think of it like a gyro. More or less the same thing.

      Then again, I could be enough of a noob because I can’t tell the difference between souvlaki, shwarma and donner kebobs. Except that I like them all with lots of tsaiki sauce.

  6. Cleosmom says:

    At first I thought there were only two doggies, each playing two roles, then there’s four, and finally at least six around the table at the end … endless cute doggies, wonderful!

  7. Alice Shortcake says:

    Pug SMASH!!!

  8. lorysse says:

    I have just sent this to everyone I know. If they don’t love it, I no longer know them. That is all.

  9. Sharon Wilson says:

    I used to know a dog named Thor! He was a shepherd mix, though, not a pug.

  10. dubyah1 says:

    Excellent baroo at 0:20

  11. I would totally watch this Avengers movie! I think I was the only person on the planet who thought the actual Avengers movie was TERRIBLE.

  12. Bella says:

    OMG, I just died! These pugs are super adorable! I want to bring them home with me! :) As far as I’m concerned, the Avengers ain’t got nothing on them! :)

  13. I´m a total cat lady, but pugs just turn me into a puddle of goo every time… :)

  14. Emmylee says:

    My favorite avenger? The one as captain america…the dead pan look behind that mask was awesome! I felt like he/she was thinking I am NOT amused.

  15. Xia says:

    This is brilliant. Am I the only one who has Sheldon flashing through my brain when the big Hulk hands showed up?