Not only is this an example of Rule of Cuteness #1 but it also proves the first law of Cute Dynamics which states that a body’s cute factor is inversely proportionate to its size. In other words, the smaller it is, the cuter it is.
Aww, shucks, [toe scuffage], thanks! But HaiCute is only fun with others: see, it all started with Pyrit and Tracylee, from comic frogs to Kermit to cane toads to frat boys to traditional seasonal refs.
‘Tis the site, peeps and Overlords wot am the inspiration and not a competition ['cept when I can't count syllables: dagnabbit! ]
little sticky paw on the right is raised as he casts his vote for “prince”
He’s so teensy!
Not only is this an example of Rule of Cuteness #1 but it also proves the first law of Cute Dynamics which states that a body’s cute factor is inversely proportionate to its size. In other words, the smaller it is, the cuter it is.
I can’t wait to see a paramecium post on CO
if this rule is valid.
Oh, don’t put it at them. NOMTOM will find a scanning, tunneleing microscope and then won’t you feel silly!
The new FBI
print identification
system is a frog!
Would that be a prints prince?
Stealth attack of Cute
Sneaks up from behind, says “Boo”
Then tip-toads away
I’ll give you a smooch
then my prince will appeareth
hopping together
“uhh, my crown fell off…
yeah, that’s the ticket, fell off.
I can haz kees now?”
(apologies to John Lovitz, Christie Brinkley, & SNL)
Yay!
Why, yes, since you asked,
I *can* breathe through my skin, if
You know what I mean.
With no apologies whatsoever to ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’
Loved that show! (Clive rules!)
Sigh! It’s not easy
Being mottled copper, and,
Believed to cause warts.
Am I psychedelic,
Or is that my toad cuz? One
Way to find out!
Autumn-crisp frostwinds
Drive geese V’s south, burn leaves red,
Silence peepers ’til spring.
dagnabbit!
‘*Hush* peepers ’til spring’
Excellent either way, Dub.
Hoo, boy! Am I pithed!
Drank too much formaldehyde
And woke up top here!
“dagnabbit” dubyah
your haiku skills surpass all
we bow to your crown
Aww, shucks, [toe scuffage], thanks! But HaiCute is only fun with others: see, it all started with Pyrit and Tracylee, from comic frogs to Kermit to cane toads to frat boys to traditional seasonal refs.
and not a competition ['cept when I can't count syllables: dagnabbit! 
]
‘Tis the site, peeps and Overlords wot am the inspiration
When a fingerprint
is a unit of measure
it is really small.
Three haikus written by my grade 5 students:
Yes I am a frog
I’m so small on this finger
And I just love it!
I am a cute frog
I like to sit on fingers
I am lots of fun!
I’m a real cute frog
i am awesome like you
i love finger food
Have #3 send us a resume.