Oh, Behave!

[blowing keeses] Yoo hooooo! [shows a leetle leg] There’s lots more where that came from! [sing song]
I promeese I wont bite …hard. (Rawrr!)

Flaunt your gams, Polar Bear Porn.



  1. Thanks for the edits. I just always feel bad giving you more work to do.

  2. Veggie Mom says:

    An example of “bear ” nekkid.

  3. O.k. who rubbed HIS belleh ?

  4. Mudbug,

    I did (raises left hook)

  5. 260Oakley says:

    I think she’s doing a cover shoot for Cosmopolartan.

  6. that’s an insanely bad photoshop

    though it is a wry commentary on the effect of climate change on the polar bears’ formerly ice-covered habitat

    score one for photoshoppers for trying!

  7. Veggie mom says:

    *golf clap*

  8. vanity bear

  9. and shkore one for the mod lounge having the good herring in stock!

  10. skippymom says:

    I used to let my great-grandchildren look at this site, but it’s gotten much too smutty.

  11. Global warming?

  12. 260Oakley says:


  13. Clairdelune says:

    Inspired as always, oakley. =)

  14. Clairdelune says:

    Who says a plus-size ball of floof is not sexy? Work it, girl!! 🙂

  15. Fird Birfle says:

    HEY I didn’t get a “HARRRrrumph!!!!” outta you !!!!

    Also: Who tha ‘ blankety-blank put a polar bear on a beach chair and a b’ankie ??????

  16. I agree, Skippy. The photoshopping is bound to give them body image issues.

    Take this smut down at once, NOTMTOM.

  17. Give the Governor a harrumph!!

    (We never get tired of it, do we?)

  18. Pyrit, this is freaking hysterical. rotfl!

    The polar bear must be your muse.

  19. In my head: “I believe in miracles. Where you from, you sexy thing?”

  20. fleurdamour says:

    Not so polar bear on vacation, working on his tan

  21. skippymom says:

    I think the bear eated the person whose chair it was.

  22. skippymom says:

    And…another joke I don’t get. Is this one also from Airplane?

  23. skippymom says:

    If this is stuck in my head tonight you are gonna owe me big time.

  24. Veggie mom says:

    Blazing Saddles- one of my faves.

  25. skippymom says:

    Okay, I HAVE seen Blazing Saddles, but it was many decades ago.

  26. I would like to see more cute polar bear tails, they’re so often overlooked.

  27. We demand polar bear tocks!

  28. rescue gal says:

    I rreeeeaaallly need some back story on the beach and the playboy pose. I mean, I never have amazing photos like these to share after MY vacations.

  29. Fird Birfle says:


  30. Fird Birfle says:

    and these are SUCH FUN sk’mom.

    We want you to affirm FUN!!!!

  31. Fird Birfle says:

    well-stated and probably scientifically accurate as well 🙂

  32. Fird Birfle says:

    ALSO did ennybuddy else notice the second Tag, below Mr. / Ms. Bahr’s photo ???

  33. ThirdShift says:

    I have the Austin Power Theme earworm!

  34. i’m just curious: how would you know if this was a “good Photoshop?”

  35. Oh my, no. Whata hoot!

  36. victoreia says:

    Ah, but Pyrit did it!

  37. Fird Birfle says:


    I”m SO relieved to know that I’m not the only one who fails to “check the source” up above and accid. misattributes wonderful CO bits 🙂

    Maybe I won’t need to be enrolled, in the “Special Ed” classes after all. But I hear, that they’re MORE FUN, anyhow 🙂 ….

  38. Fird Birfle says:

    It kinda looks like she’s semi-exercising…touching her toes, the EEEEEEz way…..

  39. I don’t usually notice things that are photoshopped & I looked at it & immediately could tell it was ‘shopped. On the other hand, bear is quite cute & I just don’t care that it’s shopped.

  40. if i could detect very minor errors or had to use color- or contrast-shifting tools to detect the discontinuities. but in this case, the fact that the chair’s shadow is going away from us and the bear’s shadow is coming toward us is a pretty serious giveaway. as is the fact that the bear is smiling, which we all know supermodels never do in glamour shots. so the whole thing is so obviously fake as to make it impossible for me to express it in haiku form. not without another glass of the Chandon pink from the mod lounge.

  41. which it appears i’ll be getting, because it appears the P-word is a certain ticket to the place…

  42. I guess my point was that this is obviously Photoshopped. If it were a good Photoshop, you’d never know. Bad ones are usually intentionally bad, so they’re really not too bad after all.

    To be honest, I’m just trying to show my Dad he didn’t waste his money on my philosophy, logic, semiotics and art criticism classes.

  43. Also, there’s the POLAR BEAR in a BEACH CHAIR.

  44. bookmonstercats says:

    Probably for the best, rescue gal. It would have to be one *He!!* of a vacation to produce a photo like that 🙂

  45. Now, if this guy or gal were rolling on the furniture in the store ads on TV like Ms. Crawford, I definitely would by the stuff. (Not so much with said “model”, sorry…rolling on the furniture is NOT a way to sell your “supposed” designs. Sorry to be so negative.)

    This pic is great no matter what 🙂

  46. It would have to be because that chair could not support a body that heavy, assuming you could fit that body into it before it splintered into kindling!
    Damn cute photoshop it is too, and yes, a very good artistic statement on the warming of our global atmosphere and it’s consequences.

  47. Hee hee, sounds like Penny when she’s had a few sips of Dr. Smith’s home-made “medicinal brandy.”

    Oh. Oww. I did NOT know she was right behind me. Sorry, my angel, just kidding.