Cute Overload :D
[blowing keeses] Yoo hooooo! [shows a leetle leg] There’s lots more where that came from! [sing song]
I promeese I wont bite …hard. (Rawrr!)
Flaunt your gams, Polar Bear Porn.
Thanks for the edits. I just always feel bad giving you more work to do.
An example of “bear ” nekkid.
O.k. who rubbed HIS belleh ?
I did (raises left hook)
I think she’s doing a cover shoot for Cosmopolartan.
Inspired as always, oakley. =)
that’s an insanely bad photoshop
though it is a wry commentary on the effect of climate change on the polar bears’ formerly ice-covered habitat
score one for photoshoppers for trying!
and shkore one for the mod lounge having the good herring in stock!
I don’t usually notice things that are photoshopped & I looked at it & immediately could tell it was ‘shopped. On the other hand, bear is quite cute & I just don’t care that it’s shopped.
I guess my point was that this is obviously Photoshopped. If it were a good Photoshop, you’d never know. Bad ones are usually intentionally bad, so they’re really not too bad after all.
To be honest, I’m just trying to show my Dad he didn’t waste his money on my philosophy, logic, semiotics and art criticism classes.
i’m just curious: how would you know if this was a “good Photoshop?”
if i could detect very minor errors or had to use color- or contrast-shifting tools to detect the discontinuities. but in this case, the fact that the chair’s shadow is going away from us and the bear’s shadow is coming toward us is a pretty serious giveaway. as is the fact that the bear is smiling, which we all know supermodels never do in glamour shots. so the whole thing is so obviously fake as to make it impossible for me to express it in haiku form. not without another glass of the Chandon pink from the mod lounge.
which it appears i’ll be getting, because it appears the P-word is a certain ticket to the place…
Also, there’s the POLAR BEAR in a BEACH CHAIR.
It would have to be because that chair could not support a body that heavy, assuming you could fit that body into it before it splintered into kindling!
Damn cute photoshop it is too, and yes, a very good artistic statement on the warming of our global atmosphere and it’s consequences.
I used to let my great-grandchildren look at this site, but it’s gotten much too smutty.
HEY I didn’t get a “HARRRrrumph!!!!” outta you !!!!
Also: Who tha ‘ blankety-blank put a polar bear on a beach chair and a b’ankie ??????
Give the Governor a harrumph!!
(We never get tired of it, do we?)
And…another joke I don’t get. Is this one also from Airplane?
Blazing Saddles- one of my faves.
Okay, I HAVE seen Blazing Saddles, but it was many decades ago.
and these are SUCH FUN sk’mom.
We want you to affirm FUN!!!!
I think the bear eated the person whose chair it was.
well-stated and probably scientifically accurate as well :)
I agree, Skippy. The photoshopping is bound to give them body image issues.
Take this smut down at once, NOTMTOM.
Ah, but Pyrit did it!
I”m SO relieved to know that I’m not the only one who fails to “check the source” up above and accid. misattributes wonderful CO bits :)
Maybe I won’t need to be enrolled, in the “Special Ed” classes after all. But I hear, that they’re MORE FUN, anyhow :) ….
Who says a plus-size ball of floof is not sexy? Work it, girl!! :-)
It kinda looks like she’s semi-exercising…touching her toes, the EEEEEEz way…..
Pyrit, this is freaking hysterical. rotfl!
The polar bear must be your muse.
In my head: “I believe in miracles. Where you from, you sexy thing?”
If this is stuck in my head tonight you are gonna owe me big time.
I have the Austin Power Theme earworm!
Not so polar bear on vacation, working on his tan
I would like to see more cute polar bear tails, they’re so often overlooked.
We demand polar bear tocks!
I rreeeeaaallly need some back story on the beach and the playboy pose. I mean, I never have amazing photos like these to share after MY vacations.
Probably for the best, rescue gal. It would have to be one *He!!* of a vacation to produce a photo like that :)
ALSO did ennybuddy else notice the second Tag, below Mr. / Ms. Bahr’s photo ???
Oh my, no. Whata hoot!
Now, if this guy or gal were rolling on the furniture in the store ads on TV like Ms. Crawford, I definitely would by the stuff. (Not so much with said “model”, sorry…rolling on the furniture is NOT a way to sell your “supposed” designs. Sorry to be so negative.)
This pic is great no matter what :)
Hee hee, sounds like Penny when she’s had a few sips of Dr. Smith’s home-made “medicinal brandy.”
Oh. Oww. I did NOT know she was right behind me. Sorry, my angel, just kidding.
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