Brother Bluto face down in the bowl. Again.
Submeesh from Mary C., who rehabilitates partying opossums and squirrels.
Morning After At Delta Tau Chi
October 3, 2012 By
Brother Bluto face down in the bowl. Again.
Submeesh from Mary C., who rehabilitates partying opossums and squirrels.
FOOOD FIIIGGGHHHTTT!!
Seven years of college, down the drain.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Here are your grade point avarages. Mr. Kroger: two C’s, two D’s and an F. That’s a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You’re at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?
Flounder: [drunk] Hello!
Dean Vernon Wormer: 0.2… Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C’s and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day… HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu…
[sees Bluto with a pair of pencils in his nostrils]
Dean Vernon Wormer: MR. BLUTARSKY… ZERO POINT ZERO.
Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
OTIS! MY MAN!
You know, if I was you boys, I’d be–
LEAVING! WHAT A GOOD IDEA!
It’s LITERALLY Animal House.
This is too hilarious. The face-planted guy in the back is just plain funny.
Ha, what about the faceplant in the BOWL?!
[chants] TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Squirrels! All I really want is squirrels!
And in the morning it’s squirrels,
Cause in the evening it’s squirrels
my apologies to MCA
Photo is by Kay Singleton a Fort Worth, Texas wildlife rehabilitator. There’s a link to her group in there. She does wonderful work!
So this requires a Rescute tag?
YAY FORT WORTH! \o/ *totally has hometown pride*
Whether he brings the food to his face, or his face to the food, he always ends up wearing it.
The Hangover # 56, now it’s the skwerls turn to have fun!!
Looks like they woke up in jail this time, and that must be Stu’s great grandson in a fruitbowl instead of a bathtub.
Skwerls just wanna have fun?
as these are resqte’d skrewls can we have a resqte tag? Coast and Canyon Rehab does a great job too (in San Diego) – yay for wildlife rescue groups!
Party animals!
Once again, Brother Bluto wakes up the next day feeling hungover and mysteriously sticky.
O man, who spiked the strawberries???
Flounder: I can’t believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up “on” Dean Wormer.
Brother Bluto, hugging the porcelain Queen again.