Morning After At Delta Tau Chi

Brother Bluto face down in the bowl. Again.

Submeesh from Mary C., who rehabilitates partying opossums and squirrels.


  1. Mary (the first) says:


  2. Seven years of college, down the drain.

  3. fleurdamour says:

    Dean Vernon Wormer: Here are your grade point avarages. Mr. Kroger: two C’s, two D’s and an F. That’s a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You’re at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?
    Flounder: [drunk] Hello!
    Dean Vernon Wormer: 0.2… Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C’s and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day… HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu…
    [sees Bluto with a pair of pencils in his nostrils]
    Dean Vernon Wormer: MR. BLUTARSKY… ZERO POINT ZERO.

  4. Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

  5. OTIS! MY MAN!

  6. You know, if I was you boys, I’d be–

  7. fleurdamour says:

    It’s LITERALLY Animal House.

  8. This is too hilarious. The face-planted guy in the back is just plain funny.

  9. Ha, what about the faceplant in the BOWL?!

  10. [chants] TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

  11. Squirrels! All I really want is squirrels!
    And in the morning it’s squirrels,
    Cause in the evening it’s squirrels

    my apologies to MCA

  12. Photo is by Kay Singleton a Fort Worth, Texas wildlife rehabilitator. There’s a link to her group in there. She does wonderful work!

  13. So this requires a Rescute tag?

  14. YAY FORT WORTH! \o/ *totally has hometown pride*

  15. Whether he brings the food to his face, or his face to the food, he always ends up wearing it.

  16. The Hangover # 56, now it’s the skwerls turn to have fun!!

  17. fleurdamour says:

    Looks like they woke up in jail this time, and that must be Stu’s great grandson in a fruitbowl instead of a bathtub.

  18. Skwerls just wanna have fun?

  19. as these are resqte’d skrewls can we have a resqte tag? Coast and Canyon Rehab does a great job too (in San Diego) – yay for wildlife rescue groups!

  20. Party animals! :)

  21. Once again, Brother Bluto wakes up the next day feeling hungover and mysteriously sticky.

  22. O man, who spiked the strawberries???

  23. Flounder: I can’t believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
    Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up “on” Dean Wormer.

  24. Brother Bluto, hugging the porcelain Queen again.


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