Among my friends, we have the Rule of Three. That is, there are topics you must not bring up when more than three people are present, because if you do the conversation will never move on. Monty Python is one of them. Too many quotable moments, too much to talk about. This comments thread is doomed.
A swallow carry a coconut?….. African swallow maybe but not a European swallow…….5oz bird carrying a 12oz coconut…….wait a minute supposing 2 swallows carried it together?
This little gal looks like a cross between a bull dog and a siamese (which she is of course). I read the link above and she is truly a cutie (they say she has a sweet personality) Just goes to show you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover!!
She looks so…familiar! But in some other incarnation. Gremlin? Ewok? E.T.? I can’t quite put my finger on the exact look. Gremlin is as close as I can get…. is pretty close, if you move the color patches around a little.
Hate to say this, I mean no disrespect, BUT…didn’t we see
this same face on HM QEII at the Olympic opening? That’s
the first thing that came to mind. Forgive me, Your Majesty,
I hold you in pretty high esteem, even if I am a colonial.
Jeez, guess I’ll never get into Britain again, Drat.
I love Pythonery, and when one’s brain automatically puts in the dramatic pause before: ‘. . . a shrubbery!’ [dun dun DUNNN!].
‘Her name is Tiddles. I fling her’.
Oh man, what a great thread today! Need these laughs. The Yoda reference great, Monty Python too much!!
Kitty is still a cutie with an unfortunate underbite…..
I ADORE this cat. Is it a Snowshoe??? (My most beloved cat ever was a Snowshoe… I have a huge, soft spot for them. All cats, really, but especially the Snowshoe). I also love the Monty Python references.
@ emberrann: Theresa has quoted the elebenty-fourteenth bit of dialogue from Monty Python/ Search /Holy Grail. B’c some Outrageux Frawnsche soldiers are taunting some British knights, she (Theresa) says (above, but en francais): “Get the cow!! Get the cow!!” b/c the soldiers plan to use, not a Trojan Horse but a Trojan Cow, in attacking the other soldiers….
While actually WATCHING the film, you will be cracking up in the surreal silliness, which helps the logic/ antilogic of the story …..
Nerd alert!!!: one can calculate airspeed (s=d/t), or one can calculate velocity (v=at), but requesting the airspeed velocity of something does not compute, Captain (say in Spock voice)
I can say without fear of contradiction that this cat badly needs to be confused. Unfortunately, I am not qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend a very good service…..
If anyone is still reading this thread, and happen to be Facebook users, and love quoting Monty Python, I have a group called “People Posting Random Monty Python Quotes For No Reason”. It’s fun and you should join! And oh yeah, cute kitty!
There are some who call me…Tim.
…There are also some who have Goggles-ised him… Tim
I love kitteh’s look of disapproval!
Is this kitteh migratory? If so, I’d like it to migrate to my home … >////<
God, that face. >:C
Among my friends, we have the Rule of Three. That is, there are topics you must not bring up when more than three people are present, because if you do the conversation will never move on. Monty Python is one of them. Too many quotable moments, too much to talk about. This comments thread is doomed.
No it isn’t!
*Sorry, did you not want an argument?*
Yes, it is.
No it is not……..
That’s not an argument, that’s just contradiction!
It is SO an argument!!!!
IS NOT! It’s just gainsaying!
M: An argument isn’t just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can’t. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
A: No it isn’t.
M: Yes it is! It’s not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that’s not just saying ‘No it isn’t.’
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn’t!
*snerk*
None shall pass
Swallow, not sparrow. Just sayin’ …..
Therefore:
“European swallow or an African swallow?”
Waaaaggghhh! (swoosh)
When you are king, you have to know these thing.
Um…lets try that again.
When you are king, you have to know these things.
A swallow carry a coconut?….. African swallow maybe but not a European swallow…….5oz bird carrying a 12oz coconut…….wait a minute supposing 2 swallows carried it together?
“clippety-clop, clippety-clop”
[" 'e's got two empty 'alves uv coconuts an' 'e's bangin' 'em tuh-getha' !!!!" ]
also crucial:
” ‘elp!! ‘elp!!! I’m being repressed !!!!!”
BAHAAA BAHHAAAA………..too funny!!
Come watch the violence inherent in the system!
bwahahahaha
oh you guys crack me up 
I know, I’m loving this! From the “rule of three” comment on.
It could grip it by the husks.
Sorry, access to your account online is denied. The response to your secret question does not match the answer we have on file.
In order to restore on line access please visit your nearest KittyBank branch office.
Blue. No yel– Auuuuuuuugh!
****snerk******
Amongst his weaponry are such elements as floof, disapproval and ruthless efficiency.
“It’s only a li’ul RABBIT!!!!”
THAT RABBIT’S DYNAMITE!
So long as he does not use sarcasm…
This little kitty’s name is Tarder Sauce, and she has an under bite that gives her a peptual frown: http://www.inquisitr.com/345077/meet-tardar-sauce-the-internets-favorite-grumpy-cat/
*perpetual* (I know how to spell, and I know how to type. I just sometimes have trouble doing both at the same time …)
I have a peptual frown!
Tarder Sauce will (under)bite your kneecaps off!
It’s only a flesh wound.
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
YAY
Signed,
Brave Sir Robin
sorry but this is effin creepy, y’all… the eyes are almost human… *shudder*
It’s not the eyes that look “off.” If you cover the mouth, you’ll see that’s the wonky part.
This little gal looks like a cross between a bull dog and a siamese (which she is of course). I read the link above and she is truly a cutie (they say she has a sweet personality) Just goes to show you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover!!
Or a kitteh by her frown. =)
We shall fight them on the beaches, etc. Apologies to the Original Winston… Churchill.
Not much rejoicing goin’ on here!
She looks so…familiar! But in some other incarnation. Gremlin? Ewok? E.T.? I can’t quite put my finger on the exact look. Gremlin is as close as I can get….
is pretty close, if you move the color patches around a little.
Hate to say this, I mean no disrespect, BUT…didn’t we see
this same face on HM QEII at the Olympic opening? That’s
the first thing that came to mind. Forgive me, Your Majesty,
I hold you in pretty high esteem, even if I am a colonial.
Jeez, guess I’ll never get into Britain again, Drat.
“You must unlearn what you have learned.” “Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.”
We demand a shrubbery! (catnip preferably)
I love Pythonery, and when one’s brain automatically puts in the dramatic pause before: ‘. . . a shrubbery!’ [dun dun DUNNN!].
‘Her name is Tiddles. I fling her’.
Ni!
I saw this kitteh somewhere on the internets captioned thus: “I had fun once. It was horrible.” What a cutie!! A catmudgeon!
Yay for ‘catmudgeon’!
Oh man, what a great thread today! Need these laughs. The Yoda reference great, Monty Python too much!!
Kitty is still a cutie with an unfortunate underbite…..
I ADORE this cat. Is it a Snowshoe??? (My most beloved cat ever was a Snowshoe… I have a huge, soft spot for them. All cats, really, but especially the Snowshoe). I also love the Monty Python references.
I read that it’s a Siamese, but it’s got these genetic defects that make it look nothing like a Siamese.
Snowshoes are 1/2 Siamese… It has the coloring and everything. Oh well… I absolutely love it!!!!
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!
“And the spankings! Oh, spank me! Spank me!”
(Is it weird that that’s the quote that came to mind!)
(Ok, nevermind, don’t answer that.)
That face is, like, epic disapproval. That cat is judging you, and you probably deserve it.
Dear CO thank you for taking my frown and turning it upside down. My day just got infinitly better.
Here’s one additional pic
http://imgur.com/a/cZIiX
. . . Now go away before I taunt you a second time.
“run away!!! run away!!!”
Fetchez la vache!!!
Say, what???!?
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
@ emberrann: Theresa has quoted the elebenty-fourteenth bit of dialogue from Monty Python/ Search /Holy Grail. B’c some Outrageux Frawnsche soldiers are taunting some British knights, she (Theresa) says (above, but en francais): “Get the cow!! Get the cow!!” b/c the soldiers plan to use, not a Trojan Horse but a Trojan Cow, in attacking the other soldiers….
While actually WATCHING the film, you will be cracking up in the surreal silliness, which helps the logic/ antilogic of the story …..
Someone said that the cat looks exactly like Mitt Romney….when hes not impressed!
Anyone else see the resemblance?
I thought this was a Furby at first! Interesting cat.
AHGREED!
Nerd alert!!!: one can calculate airspeed (s=d/t), or one can calculate velocity (v=at), but requesting the airspeed velocity of something does not compute, Captain (say in Spock voice)
I see Dwight Schrute.
AWW
That dear sweet kitty needs to be gently snorgled and cuddled 
Disapproving kitteh face reminds me of a Boston Terrier.
I do not approve.
Any day that has a Monty Python reference is a good day for living.
I can say without fear of contradiction that this cat badly needs to be confused. Unfortunately, I am not qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend a very good service…..
If anyone is still reading this thread, and happen to be Facebook users, and love quoting Monty Python, I have a group called “People Posting Random Monty Python Quotes For No Reason”. It’s fun and you should join! And oh yeah, cute kitty!
oh YAY
*goes off to attempt to convince an ornery shared computer to pull up facebook….*