I Am Zookie, Devourer of Worlds!

Across the endless cosmos I sojourn, feasting on planets like deviled eggs, raining agonizing terror upon just and unjust alike! Mutter your feeble prayers, wretched creatures, it shall avail you naught! For what Zookie desires, Zookie shall have!


Hey, sometimes a little role play is just the thing to spice up a game of fetch.


Armageddon to like this dog, Pepper M.

33 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Madame X says:

    Ermergerd!!!!

    And also… “Release the Kraken!!!”

  2. Theresa says:

    Zookie!!!??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  3. Mary (the first) says:

    I just can’t be terrified of a sweet face like that.

  4. JenDeyan says:

    That ball looks dirty enough to have it’s own ecosystem.

  5. niamhblond says:

    Oh he is so cute and sweet and you just won’t to pick him up and cwtch him ( cwtch is a welsh hug ) he’s lovely and there must be a proud owner of this lovely dog .

  6. fleurdamour says:

    Lo, if Zookie bites too hard, that world shall know the Uh-oh-pup-eclipse.

  7. Yukirat says:

    GOLD. If I were a millionaire corporate suite, I would hire NTMTOM to write all my ad campaigns.

  8. Tal says:

    Nice Sinistar reference, Zookie.

  9. fleurdamour says:

    Can you imagine the Dogshaming post? “Zookie ATE A WORLD.”

  10. Kar says:

    Someone tell Joss Whedon to continue auditioning for The Avengers 2 villain.

    I don’t care who he plays ball with on weekends, he ain’t terrifying when most of the audience wants to snorgle him.

  11. Jeffray says:

    Whatever Zookie wants, Zookie gets.

  12. Sharon Wilson says:

    Where’s the Silver Surfer when you need him?

  13. emmberrann says:

    Zookie ate him, of course!!

  14. thelittlemyrmidon says:

    ZOOKIE. HAS. SPOKEN. (said in stentorious deep bass voice.)

  15. milesandemma says:

    I love Zookie. SOOOO CUTE.