Control, Are We Clear for Takeoff?

That’s a negative, K-Niner. We’ve got a sand castle on the runway. Hold your Position.

Standstrong82 Reddit so you could, too.



  1. We must not allow Tracylee to see this! Quick, someone distract her with a shiny object!

  2. This guy is taking the term “earflaps” to a whole new level!

  3. Clearance Clarence..

  4. Fird Birfle says:

    Roger, Roger !!!!

  5. Kari Callin says:

    This way, he can get reception from all over, not just local channels!

  6. Fird Birfle says:


  7. Over! 😛

  8. And don’t call me Shirley!

  9. Fird Birfle says:

    Y’know, Paramount can just discard their copies of the script. If they ever need to re-film these sequences, all they need do is to ask on CO:
    “Now HOW did that line of dialogue go, again???” 🙂

  10. But where is Woodstock?

  11. Thanks, Fird! I think it did the trick.

  12. I have a confession to make: I have never seen that movie.
    And yet, from hearing you all quote it all the time, I feel as though I have.

  13. seriously…?!
    am I that predictable?

    and is ear-nomming really such a bad thing? (if ear-nomming is wrong, I don’t wanna be right)

  14. y’all, it takes a heckovalot of distracting to get me away from ears like these…

  15. Fird Birfle says:

    YOU are REQUIRED to do thees.
    Yer life eet eez not complete w/o seeingk thees filme. Besides which, it is likely that you might enjoy it too. Am I right, peeps???


  17. Crazy Pants says:

    I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

  18. It’s a beachle.

    *grabby hands*
    *grabby hands*
    *grabby hands*

  20. ah hah! you just want me away from the ears so you can have them all to yourself. I’m on to you, skippymom!

  21. A Hospital? What is it?

  22. “I’ll get you this time, Red Baron!”

  23. There can never be too many e’s in “Beagle.”

  24. It is never the right time to stop sniffing glue.

  25. I live vicariously through you. And yes, you are that predictable. God love ya! 🙂

  26. Great earflaps – daren’t let my mutt see this!

  27. Skippy I might have to agree with Firdie on this one. I think when you see the movie and can put the quotes with the scenes in the movie…it makes it better 🙂

  28. I’m surprised no one has tried to tackle Tracylee before she starts nomming this poor guy’s earsies…
    I personally would like to snorgle that belleh 🙂

  29. *borrows Firdie’s glasses with the pearl chains to peer over at CP and Skippy*…hmmmm.

  30. Nah, I’m not particularly into the ears. Paws, now, I very much like to nom.

  31. We can stop any time we want, so why bother?

  32. Doncha think that if you took all dogs on the planet and could blend them together in a big gene blender that the resultant dog would be a beagle???? There’s just something so stereotypically “dog” about a beagle. Dictionary definish of, etc.

  33. Fird Birfle says:

    It’s a room with patients in it, but that isn’t important, right now …

  34. Fird Birfle says:

    Here ya go Emmylee:

    White Pearl and Silver Beaded Eyeglass Chain - Blank Space

  35. Fird Birfle says:
  36. Snerk, k-niner! nice one.

  37. phred's mom says:

    SkippyMom, I agree, you must see this movie. When it
    first was in theaters, one of my best friends and I were
    going through painful divorces. We went into the theater
    down in the dumps, came out new women. It’s right up
    there in the pantheon of epics in celluloid with “Young
    Frankenstein”, “Blazing Sadddles”, and any Monty Python.
    Just do it.

  38. phred's mom says:

    Skippymom, those paws smell
    like popcorn, that’s the appeal.
    Love them.

  39. I am always eating my kitties’ paws.

  40. and yet no one’s trying to send you to paw-hab. why’s it just me then?
    (cue ‘defensive’ tone-of-voice)

  41. and also, 😛

  42. Fird Birfle says:

    tracylee item 12:04 YAY

  43. Fourthed. It’s SO quotable. *nods seriously*

  44. …except for their eyes. Beagles have human eyes!

  45. I had the glasses pictured as being more cat’s eye, like in teh 60’s

  46. I can make a hat..or a broach…or a pterodactyl…

  47. What’s our vector, Victor?

  48. Love that song!

  49. Gonna fly like a beagle
    to be free
    fly like a beagle,
    let my spirit carry me….

  50. Ears ARE the best part! And there is abso-lu-tiv-ly nothing wrong with ear nomming. No need for rehab of any kind. Although, I AM pushing you out of the way so I can nom on those beagle ears myself! 😆

  51. *nods sagaciously @ Birdcage*

  52. Clapclap 🙂

  53. so im the only one convinced the muzzle is the Axis of Doggie Cuteness? I snorge my dog’s muz so much- oh the soft warm stinky goodness! It’s so addictive I’ve had to do it even while walking him, taking a quick glance around to make sure no one’s there to see…

  54. that was awesome.

  55. you’re not alone, fanci. I love to smooch my dog’s wheesker spots 🙂