I Might Drool On You, Though!

People, give a looksee at Mr. Sam SlobberKnocker.

He comes with instructions:

Stolen Borrowed from Stuff I Stole From The Internet.



  1. May I squeeze, also?

  2. Eeee. I always keep waiting dogs company if my own schedule permits.

  3. I love his little back paws tucked under… 🙂

  4. Is he asleep?

  5. Sam Slobberknocker? CO writers deliver again! Wonderful!

  6. That is an offer I could not refuse.

  7. As a kid in Hollywood/ Beverly Hills I once kept a waiting dog company when the owner came out of the post office he was a little scared & scolded me saying the dog was an attack / guard dog like I should be afraid. I told him I was sorry I didn’t know it was an attack dog (& that I should be scared to pet it) . I guess he didn’t like the fact the dog was giving my face kisses. The funny part was I didn’t see the actor when he walked in but I did recognize him when he came out. He played General Burkhalter on Hogan’s Heroes. He sure did have a pretty German Shepard. I bet he didn’t tie the dog to the railing next time he went to the post office. (snerk) I worried that I got the sweet puppy in trouble for a long time after that.

  8. omg. I would so hug you and pet you and call you George….can I call you George Sam Slobberknocker??!

  9. Call him anything you want, just don’t call him late for dinner.

  10. Is he passed out sitting up?

  11. I like his “instructions” 🙂

  12. Me too. It is one of life’s great joys — having animals in our world and being part of theirs for just a moment.

  13. How precious! Ol’ Sam looks so huggable! *pets him, also snuggles him*

  14. What a smart puppy. Maybe the next time we humans need a hug we can just slap a sign on us and go stand near the escalator in the mall.

  15. Bully-tin Board

  16. Fleurdamour says:

    But can we snorgle him?

  17. +1

  18. Don’t mind if I do!

  19. Definitely an English Bulldog, look at those crooked teeth!

  20. Fird Birfle says:

    — or “Shirley” —

  21. OMG i’m too scared to huggle him, it might disturb his slumber and knock him akimbo!!!

  22. That’s some biting wit there, Gigi. 😉

  23. Did he say, “Kleeenk!! You eeeediot!!!”

  24. Bwahahahha !

  25. BWAHAHAHAHA…Firdie I was thinking that after Rosemary’s comment 😉

  26. 😀

  27. Awww! A bulldoggie! I will keep you company ALL DAY LONG!!! With lots of pettings and hugs! I loooove bulldogs! (as I’m sure you can tell my extreme! use! of exclamation points!) *whew* I apologize for that, just can’t contain myself in the face of a bulldog!

  28. Lucy's Mommeh says:

    Was in a little coffee shop up in Toronto earlier this year & a distraught goggie was wailing that his person was IN THERE and he was OUT HERE and omygawd you’re in there FOREVERS! A very nice man came over, sat down, and started talking to the goggie, and goggie let himself be comforted until his hooman came back out. The dog’s hooman thanked the comfortor of his goggie. And all was well.

  29. I would love to stop and keep this guy company until his hooman returns. In fact, I would insist upon it. 🙂

    It’s funny but one of my dogs (the toothless one) sticks her tongue out the side too – and she never drools. Then again, she’s a chihuahua and not a bullgoggie.

  30. I shall haf to consult with my superiors een Berrrrrlllllinnnnnnnnn!!!


  32. And what a face it is!

  33. AWW 😀

  34. 😆 Careful, Rachael 😆 You might have that dog go home with youi 😆

  35. Bonus for the use of, “akimbo”! I’m sooo, going to use that word today. 😀