My People Call It Dinner

I’m cornstantly amazed by chipmonks, Attack of the Cute.



  1. He seems to be a “ring” eater. I’m more of a “typewriter” type.

  2. Me too. Let’s find someone to fight with about it. “TEAM TYPEWRITER here!” 😛

  3. I’m with Team Typewriter too! And I always insert a mental zzzzzing when I get to the end of the row.

  4. Sasha's Mum says:

    Me three! Just makes way more sense for butter application and economy of motion.

  5. Yay, for the typewriter people!!!

  6. Sasha's Mum says:

    Anyone else want to boop his cheeks … and then duck out of the way as all the little bits of corn fly out?


  8. Ugh, shades of John Belushi.

  9. Is that a corncob in your tiny paws or are you glad to see me?

  10. …and that’s why they call me Kernel Blimp.

  11. Ha! Hovertext.

  12. fleurdamour says:

    He is a corn chip.

  13. I’m a cut-it-off-the-cob-and-eat-it-with-a-fork girl, myself. Teh wonky jaw is not a fan of typwriter method OR ring method.

  14. Now peeple, let’s try to keep things clean around here. Harumph!! On the other hand, I guess it’s all in the mind of the beholder. 🙂

  15. Typewriter all the way! Right down to the mental sound effects! lol.

  16. Tee hee 🙂

  17. GO TYPEWRITERS! *waving pompoms*

  18. I don’t care if you’re a typewriter or a ring eater but I draw the line at my niece who eats corn on the cob with YELLOW MUSTARD!

  19. Mustard???

  20. Team Typewriter…only way to go baybee!!

  21. stbernardmom says:

    I dont know about the rest of you, but we have had an influx of chipmunks here on Casper Mountain (central Wyoming) this summer, plus more squirrels and mice. My son and I put sunflower seed around our feet, and the ‘munks come up and jump on our shoes and will follow us around when we are outside. There are about 11 of them, very curious and seemingly social little guys, not to mention absolutely adorable!!!!

  22. Well, it is yellow colored….just like butter

  23. I’m so jealous.

  24. Crazy Pants!!!!!!!! Your reference is undeniably brilliant to those of us old enough to remember. Aaaaaa, cuteness and humor and the strange fun of kicking up old TV commercials in my mind. God Bless you Crazy Pants.

  25. for those of you less than a million years old:

  26. How about horseradish?

  27. Her family was friends with mine. Her (full) brother has blond hair and blue eyes.

  28. 🙂 !

  29. i was wondering if anyone was going to mention it! the PC police can be awfully quick to pounce, as you know….

  30. If you BOOP his cheeks from behind you won’t have to duck !
    Now if I don’t go to he(( or the mod lounge for this post I will believe I lived a charmed life !

  31. Chipmunk of the Corn

  32. Fird Birfle says:

    *raises hand*

    Do I receive extra pernts for bravery or duty under fire,
    if my family harassed me about this, at the most-recent “fun” family
    gathering, July 4th, 2012, Northern Fla???

  33. “I thought you just said I could eat it.”

  34. Jiffy pop cheeks?

  35. Ditto this! Can’t stand the debris it leaves between my teef, otherwise.