The C.O. Guide to Musical Food

With a limited range of less than two octaves, the treble cracker is less versatile than, say, the tenor pretzel, yet nonetheless its glistening high notes make it an indispensable instrument in the snackwinds section of any food-based orchestra.


Via Attack of the Cute.

24 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Theresa says:

    OMG Musical humor, right in my wheelhouse! w
    Waiting for the chapter on Musical Fruit! :-P

  2. 260Oakley says:

    Thelonius Chipmunk could nibble the heck out of the treble cracker.

  3. Ace says:

    Oh my goodness, the tiny slicked-back ears!!!

  4. Wish I could find a photo that was in a wall calendar, showing one chipmunk chewing bark and another sniffing a twig. They looked like a two-man jug band.

  5. Marci B. says:

    awww!!!hes hungry:)

  6. Tater Tot says:

    I want to join a food-based orchestra!

  7. Kar says:

    Now I have an urge to go read Chitty Chitty Bang Bang again.

  8. Gigi says:

    Are treble cackers made from quadrotriticale grain?

  9. countessmara says:

    Oh, NOMTOM, will you marry me? You always amuse and never cease to amaze. Thank you.

    • Fird Birfle says:

      EHN lady, git to the END OF the line, about two earth’s circumferences, back.

      And THAT’s only IF the present Mrs. Mike ceases to exist (G-d forbid) !!!

      (PS: I’m only being playful, not truly meaning disrespect,
      to either you or to the present Missis Mike)

  10. Fird Birfle says:

    LOVE THE non-text hovernotes!!! We cannot accurately call it “hovertext” in this instance!!!

  11. 6rabbits says:

    NTMTOM, it’s been said many times before, but it can’t be said enough–YOU ARE A FREAKIN’ GENIUS!!!!!!!! WHERE is that coffee table book?!

  12. Nancy says:

    I don’t know if this will work … it’s Ernie Suggs and his all-vegetable chorus from The Muppet Show:

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuB4Jfw5n_8&w=420&h=315%5D