Look! A Finger Gargoyle!

If you have real sweaty hands, you should get a finger gargoyle to convey the moisture away from your palms. No more damp handshakes for you!

Plenty of time to get one before Halloween, saltehhh.



  1. He’s got that mean old man “Get off my lawn, you rotten kids!” look on his face but he’s still pretty cute. 🙂

  2. So ‘handy!’

  3. Those eyes just keel me!

  4. Not sure why, but suddenly I am craving lime sherbet…..

  5. The Hunchback of Notre Palm

  6. I once went thru custom at the L.A. airport with a foot high fully winged stone gargoyle packed in my carry-on luggage. The lady at the x-ray machine looked at the image, then looked at me and then asked deadpan “Does it come alive at night?”

    Needless to say that was long before 9/11.

  7. In the mod lounge with me, I knew I souldn’t have used the “d” word.

  8. It’s Rango!!!

  9. Fird Birfle says:

    1: I would LUFF to place this fellow, top, center of my computer screen to *persuade* other Hoomans to Leaf Me Alone, sometimes ….

    2: In a Related Story:

    Among reptiles where upper and lower eyelids have fused through evolution, so that a single large hole remains …
    Chameleons, owners of these most impressive features, are able to roll, or even to rotate each eye independently of the other, allowing it to view two separate objects from two directions at once, almost perfect visual acuity, with a 360 degree field, unique in the natural world.



  10. Looks like Larry King.

  11. So cute and grumpy! Harrumph! If i thought i could properly care for a Chameleon, i’d get one. Maybe if i lived in a warmer climate and didn’t have cats.

  12. After his 8th wife serves him with divorce papers and he realizes no pre-nup. was signed.

  13. Yay for clampy hands and feetsies!

  14. And suddenly I want to watch Tangled again. 🙂

  15. *golf clap*

  16. GREAT info, Fird Birfle. I do love those fluffy owl eyes, but the tarsier eyes! Holy moly!

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  18. Fird Birfle says:

    hey Crazy Pants; VERY nice bit, that, tangling up the various meanings of “digits” in the hovertext 🙂

    *enthusiastic clapping*