Top Ten Reasons Why We’re Ready For Some Football

This is the first Sunday of the NFL season, and Cute Overload has many reasons to GET STOKED!

First, will the Bengals bring back mascot “Benzoo” from their old stadium?!


We want to see who wins more games, Panthers coach John Harbaugh or his younger brother, Niner’s coach Jim Harbaugh.


All the Ram Rookies this year will be pulling out the stops to prove themselves.


To see if the Ravens will trade “Nevermore!” for “Superbowl 2013! Sqwaaack!”


In December, when it’s twenty below in western New York, will Bills players wish they were in sunny California?


Keenan Allen will be invited to the Heisman trophy ceremony. OOPS WRONG BEARS


To avoid my friend Todd in Denver who gets just insufferable when the Broncos win.


To see what Philadelphia does next. They booed Santa Claus one year. Harsh.


To see the Lions star WR “Megatron” live up to his name.


To see if the Falcons uniforms could possibly get any worse.


And since Cute Overload always over-delivers, let’s crank this list to 11. To confirm the Dolphins have absolutely no shot.

89 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Alice Shortcake says:

    Erm…not quite sure what’s going on in the last photo but it’s bringing a smile to the mini-dolphin’s face!

  2. Who cares about the football teams???
    (I’m too busy looking at the baby animal pictures…..!!!! Awwwwwwwww!!

  3. Can I haz a baby jaguar to root for?

    • Fird Birfle says:

      Ali — I usually don’t ask these details, but in this case ….are you in NE Fla?
      ‘Cuz I’m in the Jax area ….. AND below, please (hopefully ) you should see
      a whole BASKET of alleged jaguar bebbehs, lookin’ cute as buttons :

      (also — to the General CO Publique: I put a comment in at the present “end of the line” of comments, down below, maybe #8 or so ….but I musta mentioned something that got the Big Green Moderaysh Machine all up in a tither, ‘cuz Ah dun bin moderated. So tune, back in, sometime either later today or tomorrow, several comments below this one, to see what *ONE* football game I’ve ever attended ….
      or don’t …. ;) )

      http://www.deeppencil.com/images/atiero-jumanes-and-valdivia-baby-jaguar-cubs-tierp1.jpg

  4. Starfish says:

    If the game I’m watching now is any indication, bebbeh dophlin (spelling intentional) has a better chance than Miami this season.

  5. Fird Birfle says:

    Bu– wai — I don’t LIKE feetsball, Brinke!!! How did you DO this??
    I have (almost) NEVER enjoyed feetsball before now (with one Technical Exception….when la famille lived in DC, dad took my mother and I to
    *pompoms waving now* THE ARMY NAVY football game, in the stadium at the Naval Academy, Annapolis. Thousands of midship– men? there MIGHT have been a few women sprinkled there, mid 1970s?? — all in their formal white uniforms in the bleachers, the Navy DONKEY there to officiate, etc….)

    this woulda been approx 1975-77-ish

    GOOOOOOO NAVY (sorry but “beat Army!”)

    • mctwin says:

      @Fird Birfle! Crazy coincidence! My family was in Annapolis just at that time for my brother’s induction into the Naval Academy! Yup! Go Navy! Beat Army!

      Brinke, this was fabulous! We’ll DONE! I would’ve loved to see what you could do with the 49ers! ;)

  6. tracylee says:

    go panthers! go Cam!

    no really, go.
    as in… go away and leave me to snorgle your mascotlet.

  7. kittykat416 says:

    That lion cub has puppeh-dog eyes MASTERED! And with the added sheepish smile on his leeps!

    • kittykat416 says:

      You might say that the lion is having a species-identity crisis: “Am I a lion, or a puppeh or a sheep? Or a man? Or a muppet?”

      • BB/VA says:

        You can’t hide those lion eyes
        And your smile is a thin disguise
        I thought by now you’d realize
        There ain’t no way to hide those lion eyes.

        He looks so sweet and innocent – I wonder what he just did that he shouldn’t have.

  8. Fird Birfle says:

    A BAYBEE SHEEPIE-POO

    no it’s NOT a RAM I don’t CARE whut you say it’s a BAYBEE SHEEP”IE-POO!!!

    YAY baybee sheepie-poos!!! GO baybee sheepie-poos!!!! GO!!

    No, WAIT, COME!!!!

  9. tammy. says:

    the hovertext for the rams could have said “Sam Braaaaaaaaaadford.” (like Laaaaaambert, but with less lambs and more brads…) unless rams don’t ba. do they? *googles noises rams make right after posting comment…*

    • tammy. says:

      i learned two things today, that duh, OF COURSE RAMS BAA. (i thought that maybe all that breeding would take the baaing right out of them…or something. right.) and the correct spelling of baa is baa. who knew?

  10. Dave T says:

    Looks like the Dolphins are going to be held back by their trainers.

  11. dgerish says:

    I would watch football if it were always this cute. Must wait for Puppy Bowl, alas.

    • Leilani says:

      Me, too! I’d like to see a Kitty Bowl. Or maybe a Buffalo Bowl. Or a Birdy Bowl . . .

    • Rachael says:

      I’m waiting for the Sloth Bowl.The only problem is the length of the games. It’s not much on action but the qte factor is through the roof! . :)

      As far as these mascots go, smilingk bebbeh lion, sproinging bebbeh boofalo and moostachioed bebbeh bengal are just too adorbs!!

  12. Alverant says:

    OK I don’t know much about football, but why would someone take the name of an evil robot? Is Starscream the wide receiver or something?

    • Starfish says:

      The way I heard it, it’s because he’s huge and has huge hands that are good for catching footballs with. Doesn’t make much sense to me either.

      • JenDeyan says:

        I think Megatron’s hands and arms formed the barrell part of his gun form. That could be where the name Megatron comes in.

        Also, I can’t choose between the babeh bengal kitten and the babeh raven chick as the cutest out of all the pics. I love when babeh aminals (spelling intentional, haha) are fluffy and those are the fluffiest to me. The little raven is almost a complete ball of fluffy. How cute is that?!

        • Alverant says:

          Actually with the original Megatron his arms formed the firing chamber. The barrel was formed by his chest and the last part was actually on the outside.

          I’ll stop now.

  13. Angel says:

    Brinke, this is totally BRIL! What an imagination! And yes, I’ll take the Panther with the blue eyes.

  14. Rhea says:

    They’re all cute, but that’s not a baby Bengal; that’s a baby cougar. They’re spotty when they’re small.

  15. Queen of Dork says:

    Each one of those pictures was cuter than the last. It was like this cute progression. My favorite is the little angry looking bird in the person’s hand. He looks so darling yet so angry! Actually, I think his looking so very mad is part of what makes him so cute.

  16. dubyah1 says:

    I don’t speak American football, as evidenced by my thinking the Bronco was a Colt ;-) , so had to look up the Falcon 2012 uniforms [look pretty plain to me, and definitely non-moult-y; am I missing something I should be mocking, northern Yanks?]. But the baby raven avec egg-tooth was a floofy revelation, and I didn’t know bisonettes could sproing, either. Thanks!

    • Queen of Dork says:

      As for American football, I’m totally (as I have since I lived in Denver and since Elway was the quarterback) rooting for…GO BRONCOS!!!

  17. giant bebbeh falcon feets!

  18. kristen says:

    so cute! every one of them. minor detail change: john harbaugh coaches the ravens, not the panthers.

  19. xatravels says:

    Baby raven, EEEEE!

  20. warrior rabbit says:

    Wellllllll, not so sure about the football angle. I mean, I sort of watch, and I watched the Aztecs trample Army last night in person, but… Also, where’s the baby elephant that could double as a Charger?

  21. mumofbubba says:

    Best post ever.

  22. Queen of Dork says:

    Peeps! I’m off to watch the movie Contact! I’m so excited about this. Even though I’ve seen it about 737 times before. (I own it). But I LOVE that movie and I love Carl Sagan. (Proudly displays Total And Complete Nerd badge). Love to you all and best wishes,

    Stef

    • Angel says:

      Your secret is safe with us (BTW, I read the book and just loved it)

      • 6rabbits says:

        LOVED the movie–seen it umpteen times–so I read the book and LOVED the book even more–read it at least 3 times! I watched Sagan’s “Cosmos” on PBS when I was a kid, and the way he clearly explained the universe still sticks with me! (Stands next to QofD, proudly displaying Total and Complete Sci-Fi Nerd badge.)

        • Queen of Dork says:

          Hooray for fellow nerds! I also read the book many years ago and also loved Carl Sagan’s show, Cosmos!

          • dubyah1 says:

            Ha, it’s on my CSMW list, as in, if I find out it’s on [usually late-night], still gotta watch [Can't sleep, must watch].
            We also use that at work with an index finger flipped rapidly up and down the lips to add turbulence to the voice: ‘I’m OK to go! I’m OK to go . . .’ [sorry, hope that translates]. Say it with me!

        • victoreia says:

          When I saw the movie “Contact”, about twenty minutes in I thought “this is soooo familiar!” Then I realized why…… *blush*

  23. loribelle says:

    The earsies, people! So many adorable earsies! aaaaahhh..splat.

  24. Maggie says:

    I’m sorry to disappoint everyone who fell in love with the “baby raven”, but that is not a baby raven. Ravens are altricial: they hatch helpless, blind and nearly naked. They definitely would not fit the classic definition of cute. The photo is of a precocial chick: they hatch covered in down, with eyes open, and able to walk and feed themselves within a day. This little black baby is probably a game-, water- or shorebird. I think it might by a pigeon guillemot. What’s sure is that it’s adorable!

  25. Carla Oliveira says:

    Yay for the baby peregrine falcon!!!

  26. jude says:

    John Harbaugh is the Ravens coach, not the Panthers.

    Sincerely,
    Baltimorean (but stlll a Bears fan)

  27. victoreia says:

    I’d watch football if these fuzzies were actually playing!

  28. Oldcat says:

    The NFL was the one that blocked the Bengals from bringing baby tigers to the games.

  29. Mary (the first) says:

    I don’t anything about football but I know those bebehs are adorable and the lion cub made me go “awww” out loud. Sigh.

  30. When it’s twenty below WHAT in Western New York?
    No, srsly.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo,_New_York#Climate
    Sunniest city east of the Mississippi. No, really.

  31. I hate sports, but if you gave all sports updates alongside cute animal pics like these I’d be a big fan.

  32. Saffron says:

    *sigh* No qte animal for the New England Patriots….although Tom Brady is cute and sort of looks like a dinosaur in this pic???
    http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/18993018/tom-bradys-newest-hairstyle-the-fauxhawk :D

  33. Mandy says:

    John Harbaugh is the Raves head coach, not the panthers…

  34. Juno says:

    As a lover of all things Philadelphia, let me just tell you: Santa totally had it coming. (Hey, at least they didn’t chant “aaaaaassshoooooooole” like the Phillies fans!)

  35. Tamz says:

    Aww the Dolphins need our support more than ever right now! <3 What a little cutie!