Greetings, lowly servant; we’ve been expecting you. If you have brought our evening meal, leave it and begone. If not, my associates and I will be forced to take measures you will find… most disagreeable.
Via Reddit.
A Pointed Rebuke
September 7, 2012 By
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”
*clap clap clap clap clap*
(this is my favorite line in all of the James Bond movies and I love how Goldfinger delivers it whilst James is watching the laser as it heads for the family jewels)
I ust interject that I love the word “whilst.” I feel smarter just typing it…..
…except when I mistype the word “must”
*hugs Andi*
hopes she doesn’t mind …
And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!
Mr Bigglesworth is probably a very nice fellow. Did you ever meet a Sphynx cat? Great personalities.
Even without video we just *know* those claws are tapping menacingly!
Yes!! I can SO envision that.
Oooh! Miss Grouchy McGrouchersons got up in the wrong side of her designer basket this morning.
sew twue.
“We are si-a-mese if you please. “
We are Si-a-mese if you don’t please…
“We are si-a-mese if you please. “
And if you don’t please, you get…..THE CLAW!
Drat! You beat me to it!
Classic Good Cop/Bad Cop
this is exactly what ALL cats are thinking!
Leaves a plate of salmon and a saucer of cream. And then runs for the hills.
The feline overlords are losing patience…….now would be a good time to be gone, oh worthless one.
This could have easily been a picture of our bunny overlords–caption fits just as well!
hahahaha… bunny overlords…..
You better hope the bunny overlords didn’t hear you laugh!! A MOUNTAIN of disapproval could be headed your way!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GDWGsys0oTc/UCJsn74IU4I/AAAAAAAAEwU/mKIJVJ3JXmk/s320/photo-1.jpg
Beware the furry fury! The Furry! The Furry!
SERIOUS frownage there…
More proof that Siamese are evil. Bwaaahaaahaahaa!
And yet he still manages to look cute, even while threatening. Another cat superpower.
Hmmm..I’m not so sure about that fd. I am a born and raised cat person, BUT….siamese are a different story!
I’ve had wonderful siameezers in my life. They’re like any cat, respond to what they receive. I think Siameezzees respond even more strongly. Treat them right and they’re truly delightful. They’re also very, very smart.
I don’t know if it’s seeing Lady and the Tramp as a kid? But I don’t like the look of them and I can’t stand their type of meow. I know they are very smart. It’s just me, not them. lol (I don’t like rex cats either – now I’ll go hide behind the sofa since I am bashing someones favored pet….)
I agree with Mary (the first). There was a horrid Siamese that lived next door to me until 3rd grade. He would STALK the neighborhood kids and attack! This made me leery of any Siamese. But when I was an adult, my uncle got two of the best Siamese cats EVAR who totally changed my opinion of the breed. They are VERY vocal so not the cat for someone who likes quiet! I love how smart they are.
My grandparents had a truly MEAN siamese cat when I was little. However, when I lived in Savannah, I made friends with a male Siamese who was living around our porch. I fed and watered him, and he was a total sweetheart. He would come running the moment I stepped outside to feed him in the morning. If I sat by his bowl while he ate, he paused every few bites to nuzzle me. He didn’t like to be held very long, but he never did more than wiggle to get down, and if I touched him in a way he didn’t like, he never gave me worse than a gentle nip. Never even broke the skin. Unfortunately, I couldn’t let him into the house because my roommate is very very allergic. Just before I moved back to Chicago, I took him to the Humane Society so he could be adopted.
If looks could kill, you’d by lying on the floor saying “Please, Please don’t hurt me no more!”
OMG did anyone else hear this in their head?!!
I ALWAYS hear this when I see Siamese kittehs!
And sometimes even when they aren’t Siamese!
Here is your tuna dinner on separate crystal platters along with kitten milk in separate crystal bowls for you, oh great kitty rulers
As a former servant to a Siamese I protest. The dark-pointed overlords rarely do anything as vulgar as openly threaten their subjects.
Usually a whisker twinge is enough to dictate if the bed is too soft, too hard, the dinner is too cold, not enough, the cold duck not cold enough, the pillows not plumped enough, the fireplace not burning bright enough….
Ha ha ha! You’ve nailed it to a T!
…not enough duck in the cold duck…
LOVE THIS
Simonese!
I get this look from the feral mama and her 5 kittens in my back yard every time I try to touch them. One baby will now deign to be petted while he’s eating, but Mamacita doesn’t like it–she tries to swipe my hand away.
I am a catperson t’ru and t’ru, but dis kitteh, heah, dis kitteh heah looks downraht ebils! Pahtic’larly wit’ da pointy bits pointing into da basket stuff. I gonna leave dis bebeh alone, I am. I be outta heah!
*installs a “ZOOM” sound F-ect here*
Putting the ‘point’ in a pointed argument, and the slash in a cutting remark.
But also the ‘cute’ in ‘acute’ agony.
*golf clap*
“Greetings, lowly servant;”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
PERFECT caption for that picture! You guys slay me sometimes ;D
this story and pic are the cats meow –siamese version !!!
I’m seeing this more as a “just got up face”…
I have a Burmese mix who likes to stand in the empty bathtub after the hoomins have gone to bed and sing us to sleep.
Of course, the true irony in this photo is that half-lidded eyes on cats is usually an expression of contentment and affection.