We Only Want Justice

Reported incidents of squeeing are on the rise! We must be vigilant! Are you able to identify which of the bad boys in this lineup made you squee? Just take your time, take your time.


Do any of the suspicious characters in this lineup stand out to you? It’s OK to snitch!


Would you like to press charges, Neatorama Facebook and Robyn A.?

59 comments … read them below or add one

  1. snoopysnake says:

    Those first 5 kitties look just like ours: Brownie, Cocoa, Adrianna, Dale (RIP), and Taco!

  2. nads says:

    Of course the tortie wants some of what the sibling is having…sigh. Torties. :P

    • fleurdamour says:

      The food on the other plate is always more interesting.

      • ceejoe says:

        Ain’t that the truth! Even though mine each get their own plate, they’re all over everyone else’s by the end of the routine, and there’s food all over the floor too… buncha little piggies!

      • skippymom says:

        When I serve dinner, Skippy looks at his dish and walks away. As soon the others have eaten some and left their dishes, he is all about hastening over to eat their food. It definitely tastes better when you steal somebody else’s. Of course, he is also asserting his authority as Number One Cat.

      • Fird Birfle says:

        @ fleurdamour: y’know, “the grass is always greener, on the other side of the fence”.

  3. skippymom says:

    The one in front should have a green bowl, dammit.

    • Mary (the first) says:

      Do you have CDO ? :D

      • skippymom says:

        Mary, don’t do that!

      • tracylee says:

        No, I don’t have OCD. I have CDO, with the letters in order. As they should be.

      • wuyizidi says:

        Or maybe COD – Cute Overload Disorder?

        • Angel says:

          Verrrrry interesting. What would the symptoms be? If it’s a Disorder, might that be manifested by an inability to squee adequately when confronted by the Qte? (because as we all know, it is not possible to squee too much, but it is definitely possible to be deficient in the squeeness gene, to which all the scrooges–and some nuffers–in the world can attest). This requires further investigation. *adjusts horn-rimmed glasses and jots note on pad*

          • Angel says:

            Gak! Moderation! Was it the horn-rimmed glasses? Sidles over to refrigerator, helps self to large serving of blueberry pie with a cold glass of milk. Yummmmm.

          • wuyizidi says:

            Common symptoms include diabeetus, sudden onset of euphoria, uncontrollable urge to steal, squeeze, and cuddle with animals, a host of verbal ticks – repetitive use of words starting with same letters (TINEE TABBIE TUMMIES), or the same phrase (Stinkin’ cute), answering only in puns, inexplicable lapses into Fronsche…, also melting, fainting, hearts exploding (“into a rainbow of confetti”), and of course sudden deth.

    • jujube says:

      By George, you’re right! Now I’m going to be off balance for the rest of the day.

    • Fird Birfle says:

      loving (in solidarity with ) skippymom’s frustration in re. “green bowl dammit”

      (it’s reminding me of “I’m Gumby, dammit!!!!” ) (Eddie Murphy)

    • ams1001 says:

      Alternatively, he could simply be moved to the top of the row and then all will be in order.

  4. Mary (the first) says:

    Third puppeh from the top, with his leg slung over his brother’s hip .. that’s the most squee-worthy one. And the kittehs, I think I have to go for the solid black one.

  5. Fleurdamour says:

    Couch potatoes and rug rats

  6. fleurdamour says:

    I just got an urge to jump over all these guys, like Squee-vel Knievel.

  7. Gigi says:

    Every body sing!
    8 little pupsters on the couch
    8 little pupsters
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    7 little pupsters on the couch

  8. Lorel Ski says:

    Fourth puppeh down made me squee. The little dollink has a smile on its face — prolly enjoying the booty massage from the third puppeh’s foot.

    • loribelle says:

      I thought he was having his ears and face pulled back by third puppeh.

      • loribelle says:

        whoopsie, I can’t count in the face of all that Qte–third puppeh’s getting the puppular facelift. My favorites are the bottom three for all the paw action, esp. third from bottom.

  9. Merri says:

    LOVE how the black kitty, the grey kitty down from it and the marmie kitty all have their little paws IN their plates, and IN their dinners….lol
    Oh yes, the tortie cannot POSSIBLY have food as yummy as the others…lol

  10. emmylee says:

    OM Geeeee…I WANT ALLLLLL the puppehs! *finds a big bag and starts picking puppehs up* I shall name you squishy….I shall name you pookie…I shall name you goldie…

  11. Mudbug says:

    Wait ….. This is a trick question right?
    There isn’t a single one of the pups or kittens that wouldn’t make each one of us squee !

  12. tracylee says:

    *rolls puppehs up in blanket, sushi-style*
    *tucks in pocketbook*
    *whistles*
    move along, folks, nothing to see here…

  13. Etoile says:

    Puppehs – I’m with Mary (the first): # 3, pale puppy with his arm around his sibling = most squeeable.

    Kittehs – The tinniest grey kitty with the toy behind him = most squeeable….

  14. mindadale says:

    Best post (and comments) all day. :)

  15. T.U.M. says:

    TINEE TORTEE!

  16. mrowbecca says:

    The photo of the 7 kittens (“The Seven”) is from love-and-hisses.com – http://www.love-and-hisses.com/?page_id=234
    Just in case people wanted to experience more photos of ridiculously cute kittens!

  17. kitkatCC says:

    8 puppies x $500 (or more)= $4000
    7 kittens x 0 = Free
    Number of puppies that found a home 8
    Number of kittens that found a home ? :-(

  18. peg4x4 says:

    The teeny-tiny dilute torti with the white plate..
    Any of the Goldens.. They’re all as sweet as can be.

  19. Fird Birfle says:

    DON”T EVEN GET ME STARTED, peeple …..

    *begins emitting squeeeees which injure precious puppies’ delicate earsies*

  20. megamissystar says:

    The police should mos def be called…my heart has been stolen.

  21. Iva says:

    Um… they all make me squeee.

  22. Ali-Baba says:

    I I I just can’t make up my mind! Puppeh bref or kittayn snorgling….I’m feelin kinda lightheaded! Maybe kittayn snorgling, followed by a swoon whereupon I lay down next to the puppehs (who were levitated to a large cushion on the floor), and am then covered by kittayns who make biscuits all over me before they settle down for a nap! That’s IT! Hold all my calls!

  23. Kar says:

    I love how Robyn uses green plates with kitty silhouettes on them.

  24. Teresa says:

    I just LOVE the picture of the little kitties eating their food :D

  25. Rachael says:

    You guys go ahead and make your choices. I’ll gladly settle for the leftovers.

  26. sugitomo says:

    Someone needs to set up a furry line up for me, stat.

  27. Tal says:

    It’s Harry, Barry, Larry, Gary, and Nathan Jr.!