Friday Haiku: Call Scotland Yard

Do something before

Cat the Ripper strikes again

We’re safe, he’s wiped out

That’s how he rolls, Cranberrycocktail



  1. stbernardmom says:

    Have you checked for a pulse??

  2. 260Oakley says:

    The Bounty hunter
    Rests after another kill
    He is on a roll

  3. How does silly cat
    Crash flat on her back like that?
    Must be too much play

  4. SlaveToCat says:

    It’s a Knock Out in Round 1 of the Tabby Boxing Championships, fluffy weight division.

    Kitty was no match for Brawny.

  5. So much exhaustion
    Paper rolls won’t shred themselves
    Kitteh is all spent

  6. Sleep monster has claimed
    Exhausted paper shredder
    He’s too pooped to pop

  7. Tinee tired tabbee
    Snoozes supine, dreams divine
    Endless roll. Honkshu.

  8. Half a sheet onward,
    And I am SPENT! Nap attack!
    This is how I roll.

  9. Yanks may not get this,
    But here goes: “White Swan ATTACKED
    By tinee tabbee!”

  10. Owner mesmerized
    By belleh freckles. Snorgles
    Amidst destruction.

  11. First signs of autumn:
    Pale leaves fall after their dance.
    Behold; the first flake.

  12. You just wait until
    I grow into my ears: bam!

  13. Paper towels are
    No match for the power of
    Grey paper tigers.

  14. that’s actually
    kind of a cute lil kitten
    (confirmed dog person.)

  15. loribelle says:

    clap clap clap clap clap
    clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
    clap clap clap, Oakley!

  16. emmberrann says:

    You can buy tons of
    toys stuffed with catnip. Fav’rit?
    Toilet paper roll.

  17. emmberrann says:

    Also, too tired for privacy tail. Dis kitteh ‘s-played out.

  18. How. Does. She. Do. Eet!?!

  19. *snerk*

  20. Aaahhhh, the life of Reily…….play hard, nap hard!

  21. Fird Birfle says:

    *golf clap*

    also works with the “reflecting nature” attribute of Good Haiku.

  22. Fird Birfle says:

    *sternly looks in tracylee’s direkshon*
    *raises one eyebrow*

    *waves a paper flyer all about Tiger Rehabs in her direkshons*

  23. Midgiesmom says:

    ha ha…my kitten Jasmine does the SAME thing! If know you’re a cat lover if you think this behavior is cute…and I do!

  24. Kitteh is Charmin’
    From teh qte my head asplodes
    Boop him on the nose!

  25. emmberrann says:

    Oopsie – I am in moderayshuns. Nutella & Tortilla snacks, anyone?

  26. Clairdelune says:

    Double that, Oakley!

  27. Clairdelune says:

    Seems to me dubya1 is on a roll too! =)

  28. Clairdelune says:

    The slain White Dragon
    and the tired Grey Warrior
    both rest on the field of valor

  29. Clairdelune says:

    Kitteh owner should be told that it is cruel to show those special belleh freckles to those who cannot snorgle at will…**scheming to find a way to reach that kitteh… MUST have!**

  30. I knoowwwww but I can’t help myself 😦

  31. First the paper towels,
    The nap, then sheets of homework…
    A cat’s work is never done.

  32. Oops…

    “Cat’s work is ne’er done.”

    I’m really more of a sonnet person, actually…

  33. clap clap clap clap

  34. Tinee Tom Tabbee
    Tore twenty-two towels.
    Triumphant torpor!

  35. So true!

  36. Does he poop out at parties? 😉

  37. Punderful!

  38. Veggie mom says:

    He needs Vitametavegemin!

  39. Totally terrific TUM! 🙂

  40. noellesbootcutkittenpants says:


  41. Fird Birfle says:

    “on a roll”, so to speak??? 😉

  42. Fird Birfle says:

    *singsong voice*

    that means you’re a [drumroll] CAT PERSON (in triumphant voice) !!!!!!

  43. Perhaps she has sold her soul to the dark side? 😯

  44. Can’t think to compose
    a Haiku when brain is all
    obsessed with kitteh!

  45. Same here, Clairdelune 😀 I so want to snorgle that kitty also 😀 Together, we can both take turns snorgling that kitty’s belly 😀

  46. Oh em gee, my Charlie does the same thing to any paper he comes across. Sadly, without the fainting flat action afterwards. I always say “Well, there’s another roll of loo paper that will never again threaten society.” It’s a better thing to say than a string of curse words to an absolutely unrepentant paper shredder who I much love.

  47. T.P. thief in town!
    Cops had nothing to go on,
    tires on gravel road

  48. 😆 I wonder if your dear sweet Charlie does that just to hear you say that, Jill 😆 I am a Canadian and I know what “loo” means 😀

  49. Lee Johnson says:

    Don’t squeeze the charmin!