Do something before
Cat the Ripper strikes again
We’re safe, he’s wiped out
That’s how he rolls, Cranberrycocktail
Friday Haiku: Call Scotland Yard
August 31, 2012 By
Do something before
Cat the Ripper strikes again
We’re safe, he’s wiped out
That’s how he rolls, Cranberrycocktail
Have you checked for a pulse??
ha ha…my kitten Jasmine does the SAME thing! If know you’re a cat lover if you think this behavior is cute…and I do!
The Bounty hunter
Rests after another kill
He is on a roll
clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap, Oakley!
Double that, Oakley!
How. Does. She. Do. Eet!?!
Perhaps she has sold her soul to the dark side?
Punderful!
How does silly cat
Crash flat on her back like that?
Must be too much play
It’s a Knock Out in Round 1 of the Tabby Boxing Championships, fluffy weight division.
Kitty was no match for Brawny.
So much exhaustion
Paper rolls won’t shred themselves
Kitteh is all spent
Sleep monster has claimed
Exhausted paper shredder
He’s too pooped to pop
Does he poop out at parties?
He needs Vitametavegemin!
Tinee tired tabbee
Snoozes supine, dreams divine
Endless roll. Honkshu.
*snerk*
Half a sheet onward,
And I am SPENT! Nap attack!
This is how I roll.
Yanks may not get this,
But here goes: “White Swan ATTACKED
By tinee tabbee!”
Owner mesmerized
By belleh freckles. Snorgles
Amidst destruction.
Kitteh owner should be told that it is cruel to show those special belleh freckles to those who cannot snorgle at will…**scheming to find a way to reach that kitteh… MUST have!**
Same here, Clairdelune
I so want to snorgle that kitty also 
Together, we can both take turns snorgling that kitty’s belly 
First signs of autumn:
Pale leaves fall after their dance.
Behold; the first flake.
*golf clap*
also works with the “reflecting nature” attribute of Good Haiku.
You just wait until
I grow into my ears: bam!
WHOLE ROLL of TP.
So true!
Paper towels are
No match for the power of
Grey paper tigers.
Seems to me dubya1 is on a roll too! =)
“on a roll”, so to speak???
that’s actually
kind of a cute lil kitten
(confirmed dog person.)
*sternly looks in tracylee’s direkshon*
*raises one eyebrow*
*waves a paper flyer all about Tiger Rehabs in her direkshons*
I knoowwwww but I can’t help myself
*singsong voice*
that means you’re a [drumroll] CAT PERSON (in triumphant voice) !!!!!!
You can buy tons of
toys stuffed with catnip. Fav’rit?
Toilet paper roll.
Also, too tired for privacy tail. Dis kitteh ‘s-played out.
Aaahhhh, the life of Reily…….play hard, nap hard!
Kitteh is Charmin’
From teh qte my head asplodes
Boop him on the nose!
Oopsie – I am in moderayshuns. Nutella & Tortilla snacks, anyone?
The slain White Dragon
and the tired Grey Warrior
both rest on the field of valor
clap clap clap clap
First the paper towels,
The nap, then sheets of homework…
A cat’s work is never done.
Oops…
“Cat’s work is ne’er done.”
I’m really more of a sonnet person, actually…
Tinee Tom Tabbee
Tore twenty-two towels.
Triumphant torpor!
Totally terrific TUM!
*applause*
Can’t think to compose
a Haiku when brain is all
obsessed with kitteh!
Oh em gee, my Charlie does the same thing to any paper he comes across. Sadly, without the fainting flat action afterwards. I always say “Well, there’s another roll of loo paper that will never again threaten society.” It’s a better thing to say than a string of curse words to an absolutely unrepentant paper shredder who I much love.
T.P. thief in town!
Cops had nothing to go on,
tires on gravel road
Don’t squeeze the charmin!