Cute Overload :D
From the archives of Everything Is Terrible comes the uplifting climax to Zeus and Roxanne, offering up these enduring truths: Dolphins uphold the sanctity of marriage, dogs look great in bow ties, and Steve Guttenburg was in a lot of movies.
The baroo at :29 saddened me cuz it looked like Mr. McDoggersons had visions of marrying Roxanne his own self… but the joyful leap at :47 made it all better. Goggie will have to find his own soul mate.
And yes, dogs DO look great in bow ties. Duh. :)
“Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do, we do.”
Wow. That was terrible.
Darned Stone Cutters. They make…stuff, let’s call it “stuff”…like this possible.
Mr. Dolphin didn’t make a big fuss when he asked Roxanne to marry him. It was a modest porpoisal.
(Now who’s gonna be Swift enough to get this one?)
I wanted to like it. Had all the right elements. Well, two of
them, anyway: dolphin and doggie, but the human bit was
just too sappy. And the bouquet/dolphin dive! My teeth hurt.
They ate their own calves?
I got thirty second in. How far did you hold out?
“We will now drink beer and play ping-pong!”
At the end, I was distracted by Katrhleen Quinlan’s most excellent rack.
I must admit, I didn’t even notice the over-the-top acting and ridiculous story line. I was too engrossed in all the qte. :)
Own the DVD, LOVE it!!!
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