And They Spent Their Honeymoon Swimming up Niagara Falls

From the archives of Everything Is Terrible comes the uplifting climax to Zeus and Roxanne, offering up these enduring truths: Dolphins uphold the sanctity of marriage, dogs look great in bow ties, and Steve Guttenburg was in a lot of movies.



  1. The baroo at :29 saddened me cuz it looked like Mr. McDoggersons had visions of marrying Roxanne his own self… but the joyful leap at :47 made it all better. Goggie will have to find his own soul mate.

    And yes, dogs DO look great in bow ties. Duh. 🙂

  2. binkymama says:

    *vomits rainbow*

  3. “Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do, we do.”

  4. Wow. That was terrible.

  5. Darned Stone Cutters. They make…stuff, let’s call it “stuff”…like this possible.

  6. 260Oakley says:

    Mr. Dolphin didn’t make a big fuss when he asked Roxanne to marry him. It was a modest porpoisal.

    (Now who’s gonna be Swift enough to get this one?)

  7. phred's mom says:

    I wanted to like it. Had all the right elements. Well, two of
    them, anyway: dolphin and doggie, but the human bit was
    just too sappy. And the bouquet/dolphin dive! My teeth hurt.

  8. They ate their own calves?

  9. 260Oakley says:

    English major?

  10. I got thirty second in. How far did you hold out?

  11. “We will now drink beer and play ping-pong!”

  12. At the end, I was distracted by Katrhleen Quinlan’s most excellent rack.

  13. I must admit, I didn’t even notice the over-the-top acting and ridiculous story line. I was too engrossed in all the qte. 🙂

  14. Own the DVD, LOVE it!!!

  15. *applauds*