You’re Coming with Me, Mister

I’ve told you a thousand times not to leave this house. This is what happens when you don’t listen. You get the mouth treatment.

She said a mouthful, Piscator629!


  1. Mary (the first) says:

    How’s she doing that?!?

  2. KIttyMarthaPoo says:

    I know, right? Do the pads on her paws contain suction cups?

  3. spider-cat, spider-cat, does whatever a spider-cat does

  4. HAW

  5. Obviously she’s not declawed. Even then, that wouldn’t stop most kittheh moms from corraling their wayward yeuth’s.

  6. Yeuths? :D

  7. Once A Fish says:

    I think it’s “yoots”, as My Cousin Vinny would say.

  8. Bettymouse says:

    “Did you say ‘yoot?'”
    Oh, Fred Gwynne, how I miss you!

  9. *blank stare* “whut’s a ‘yoot’?”

    hehe we use that line all the time in my family when we’re confuzzled

  10. I think yeuths must be the French version.

  11. OH. EM. GEE! WHAT?! is going ON here?!! Look at momma’s tail!!! So silly and ridiculous I can’t even stand it.

  12. loribelle says:

    Momma’s tail is both a balancing device and an expression of annoyance with Little Mister/Missy.

  13. But Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-om!!!! The other kids are playing outside!

  14. If the other kids jumped off a bridge, would you, too?! Darn you, junior!

  15. In college I once quite literally jumped off a cliff cause all my friends were doing it. We were at this quarry swimming, and everyone was cliff-diving, which scared me, and I didn’t want to do it, but I felt like I had to because I didn’t want to seem like a wuss.

  16. Fird Birfle says:


  17. I don’t think she’s climbing the wall, I think she was photographed in mid jump. I think she’s aiming for that hole in the wall.

  18. 260Oakley says:

    She is a member of the Flying Wall-endas (working as a catcher for one of the junior members.)

  19. Broken record engaged: you rock Oakley.

  20. The Original Jane says:

    I agree.

  21. Fird Birfle says:

    Naw folks the photo is right-side up! Notice the flowers on the right. Probably those were not tampered-with. She’s probably climbing up to take him/ her into a window…

  22. Exceept how do we esplain why only 1 foot is in contact with zee wall!? Other 3 foots are in zee air! I is confoosed.

  23. Fird Birfle says:

    eez Magique …. *cue spooky Twilight Zone Music to enhance the mood*

  24. I think this may have somehow been photoshopped.

  25. I suggest that the little one could well be a “Missy.” Nothing like being called “Missy” when your Mom is in high dudgeon.

  26. Epitome of dudgeonosity: The Calling of the Three Names. First and middle bad enough, but a triple!!

  27. Or even worse, “Little Missy.”

    Mommies (of all species) are the bestest! ♥♥♥

  28. kibblenibble says:

    At first, I thought this picture was sideways… :-P

  29. Me, too! And then I noticed the trees in the background…

  30. SlaveToCat says:

    Some moms will do whatever it takes to keep the kids off the street.

  31. minimoppel says:

    Physics is for nerds.

  32. Fird Birfle says:


  33. Momma cat is doing a Batman-wallclimb (You know, from the 1960s TV series?), only for realsies.

  34. SlaveToCat says:

    Spider Cat. (I’m not going to mention where the spider web is sprayed from)

  35. Ah, this is the magic of photography. Cat Mom is using the momentum from a jump to climb the last bit up to the hole. In real time, it probably just looked like a jump. In this frozen instant of time, it looks like she’s taking a casual vertical stroll.

  36. Yes, my cats get over my courtyard wall like this all the time (darn them): they jump as high as they can, which gets them within a foot or two from the top, then use momentum + scrabbling to make it the rest of the way.

  37. bookmonstercats says:

    Agreed, I don’t think it’s a ph0t0shop at all (don’t want to end up in moderayshe, although it does depend on what’s on the menu in the lounge).

    Also, Oakley, you rock!!

  38. Fird Birfle says:

    PS: Mom + kid = MATCHINGKS

  39. Sharon Wilson says:

    I dunno…I saw a cat scale a chain-link fence once; they could probably take a brick wall. The kitten sure got up there.

  40. Weeellllll . . . I don’t believe the kitten really got up there, regardless of what the ‘set up’ says. I think the mom picked up the kitten and jumped up there with it, maybe to hide it in that hole.


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