Well, Shello There!

I’m sho happy to shee your shmiling fayshe! I’m jusht back from a shwim — why don’t you schlide up a sheet and sh-er, I mean relaxshe a schpell?


Thish ish a diamondback terrapin, shays Chelsea C.



  1. Gimme. I need a happy turtle in my home.

  2. I’d shwim wid you enny time shister!

  3. he’s schmiling cause he’s slosshed on his Terrapin Beer! Gimme schumma’dat Rye Pale Ale (that schtuff is delischish)

  4. Testudo!!!

  5. My favorite!!!! Fell in love with them at Tarpon Springs, Florida!

  6. I feel an urge to wear a turtle neck a la Dana Carvey.

  7. A turtle

    With eyebrow dots…

    And a perma-smile?

    I don’t like it. He’s up to something. Everytime something adorable crosses my path it always causes problems! First the Ood, and now a happy Groucho Marx turtle.

    [/Doctor voice]

  8. I think this terrapin and the Ermahgerd lady are related.

  9. bookmonstercats says:

    How pretty!! Loving the pedicure.

    Bet he’d still bite my finger if I put it into his tank, though.

  10. CO is just getting turtler and turtler.

  11. What’s not to like about this guy?! Between the eyebrow dots, the splayed footage, and the polka dot skin, he is one handsome little dude. The smile is just icing on the cake. 🙂

  12. Fird Birfle says:

    I was also charmed by the polka dot outfit !!

    Also also: he gets a Gold Medal from THIS judge in re. his swimming techniques!!!


  13. Ish hish name Shigmund?

  14. I think it is Cindy Brady. 🙂

  15. what’sh for dinner? pork chopsh and appleschaush!

  16. skippymom says:

    Gold-plated leeps!

  17. bob drummond says:

    ! SI !

  18. bob drummond says:

    You betcha !!!

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  21. Fird Birfle says:

    “No soup for us???”

    Not That Soup N@zi, the other Soup N@zi …

  22. Fear the Turtle!

  23. bob drummond says:

    Only turtle soup is not on the minu Firdie , only turtle soup !!! Other soup are okay !!!

  24. Am I the only one reading / hearing the accompanying text in a sheckshy Sean Connery voyshe?