Well, Shello There!

I’m sho happy to shee your shmiling fayshe! I’m jusht back from a shwim — why don’t you schlide up a sheet and sh-er, I mean relaxshe a schpell?


Shmile-HANSCHE!


Thish ish a diamondback terrapin, shays Chelsea C.

24 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Gaz says:

    Gimme. I need a happy turtle in my home.

  2. Kimmy says:

    I’d shwim wid you enny time shister!

  3. tracylee says:

    he’s schmiling cause he’s slosshed on his Terrapin Beer! Gimme schumma’dat Rye Pale Ale (that schtuff is delischish)

  4. BJ says:

    Testudo!!!

  5. Sasse says:

    My favorite!!!! Fell in love with them at Tarpon Springs, Florida!

  6. Kar says:

    I feel an urge to wear a turtle neck a la Dana Carvey.

  7. Ayaa says:

    A turtle

    With eyebrow dots…

    And a perma-smile?

    I don’t like it. He’s up to something. Everytime something adorable crosses my path it always causes problems! First the Ood, and now a happy Groucho Marx turtle.

    [/Doctor voice]

  8. feezie says:

    I think this terrapin and the Ermahgerd lady are related.

  9. bookmonstercats says:

    How pretty!! Loving the pedicure.

    Bet he’d still bite my finger if I put it into his tank, though.

  10. BB/VA says:

    CO is just getting turtler and turtler.

  11. Rachael says:

    What’s not to like about this guy?! Between the eyebrow dots, the splayed footage, and the polka dot skin, he is one handsome little dude. The smile is just icing on the cake. :)

    • Fird Birfle says:

      I was also charmed by the polka dot outfit !!

      Also also: he gets a Gold Medal from THIS judge in re. his swimming techniques!!!

      *GO TOITLES GO*

  12. Malinki says:

    Ish hish name Shigmund?

  13. skippymom says:

    Gold-plated leeps!

  14. BJ says:

    Fear the Turtle!

  15. Mooo says:

    Am I the only one reading / hearing the accompanying text in a sheckshy Sean Connery voyshe?