Did you know that humans, and not we Koala, first dominated Earth? To see why, we must look back to the early days of what the humans called the “21st Century.”
Back then, the Koala was slow-witted, but over generations we developed the vestigial beginnings of the second head that we take for granted today. Thus equipped with an extra brain, we became advanced problem-solvers, curing disease, ending war, and inventing the “Internet” that keeps humans under control.
So the next time you complain about brushing the teeth of your second head, remember — it’s the reason you rule the world.