The Story of Our Progress

Did you know that humans, and not we Koala, first dominated Earth? To see why, we must look back to the early days of what the humans called the “21st Century.”

Back then, the Koala was slow-witted, but over generations we developed the vestigial beginnings of the second head that we take for granted today. Thus equipped with an extra brain, we became advanced problem-solvers, curing disease, ending war, and inventing the “Internet” that keeps humans under control.

So the next time you complain about brushing the teeth of your second head, remember — it’s the reason you rule the world.


Adapted from a bit of weirdness from the old days. Photo via CutestPaw.

12 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Nikki says:

    I ♥ you, NTMTOM.

  2. Theresa says:

    BEEP! beep!

  3. ffleur2 says:

    And furthermore, the 2nd head is tres cute, phhffttt!

  4. Is your second head giving me the stink eye?

  5. Mudbug says:

    I’m having a “Men in Black II” flashback !

  6. Genelle says:

    Reminds me of the “cars.com” commercial with the second head coming up.

  7. Kar says:

    Extra points for using the word, vestigial.