What’re You Looking’ At?

Yeah, I know what’cher sayin’ — it’s a boid feedah. It’s supposed’ta be for da boids. Well, you’re for da boids, pal, whaddya think of that?

Listen up, Miss Manners. I got just one rule: If I can reach it, it’s lunch.

A wily squerl from Wiley Designs.



  1. Definitely a New York skwerl. NTMTTOM nailed the accent. 😛

  2. phred's mom says:

    Brooklyn in particular.

  3. Nah, nobody in Brooklyn talks like that anymore. In fact, nobody in Brooklyn is from Brooklyn anymore. except me.

  4. 260Oakley says:

    “The name’s Al. Al Fresco.”

    (It means nothin’, folks. It just made me giggle.)

  5. Just your everyday ordinary neighborhood thug, in furry pantaloonies.

  6. SlaveToCat says:

    Look at those wash board abs, the v-line waist, and those ripped massive legs. Must be an Iron-Squirrel Triathlete. What the huckleberries are they putting in the birdseed nowadays, steroids and HGH?? If I could look like that I would eat the song bird blend with a side of suet and peanut butter.

  7. Me too! And no, people in Brooklyn talk like…everything but that (but NTMTTOM did indeed nail the perceived Brooklyn accent!)

  8. Must … snorgle… skwerl … tum…

  9. First mistake: putting a squirrel-rated perch less than 5/8ths of a squirrel below the feeder batten. We’ll raise that feeder, today, on the New Yankee Woodchuck.

  10. Skwoil is just like Edward G Robinson. 😀

  11. Fird Birfle says:

    but has a better tail and doesn’t smoke ceegars…..

  12. 😀

  13. Oceanview says:

    I beg to differ. He is dining al fresco, so I think you nailed it.

  14. “If I can reach it, it’s lunch” may just be my new life motto. .