The final frontier
Where no monk has gone before
Say. it. like. Shatner.
It’s nice to be kneaded, comik book guy.
Friday Haiku: Spas
August 17, 2012 By
The final frontier
Where no monk has gone before
Say. it. like. Shatner.
It’s nice to be kneaded, comik book guy.
I can hear music
In the forest canopy:
‘Here comes the groom.’
***
Spock! Bones! I’ve been…hit!
By. some. sort of — alien.
Relaxation. BEAM!
****
Shakras aligned.
Sacroiliac released.
Happiest ending.
*****
Opposable thumbs:
Evolved not for tools, but for
Proto-bliss like this.
i bow to your superior hai-cuteness
Thanks, but the more the merrier; join right in! 5/7/5
Intimidated by the brilliance; brain freeze.
Your words in haiku form, 6rabbits–your mind is brilliant, too:
Intimidated
by the brilliance; brain freeze.
(Thawing quickly, though)
First I thought awww
:
then I saw you’d done me one better by including a seasonal reference
6rabbits’ haiku:
‘Intimidated by the
Brilliance; brain freeze.’
There! [does a Meg hand-dusting 'done' gesture].
oops, sorry, didn’t scroll down to see Lekszi’s post [blushyface]
@ lekszi and dubyah1–
But you’re giving my brain WAY too much credit, I think!
Thanks! 
Y’all are sweet!!
You certainly made me feel good, though!
Dang! Can’t count this early the am.
Please to add an expostulation to the last line of the first one:
‘”Here- comes- the groom . . .” Ook!’
This treatment’s not free.
The minkee chiropractor’s
Not in your network.
that minkee looks *nearly* as relaxed as a kitteh.
Signed,
Not in haiku. sorry, peeps
Umm, would this count as a “plank”?
No, I don’t think it wood be, too relaxed!
Hover text quandary
Pryit may have hit bottom
Yet I am laughing
Hover text is best EVAR, Pyrit!
This is Monkey Spa
Our primates are here to serve
Plus, we remove ticks
Hilarious hovertext. So so silly.
Monkey say – Life is good.
My back needs service.
Mr. Monkey, please come here.
There. Just like new. Sigh.
Oh for the love of Peter, Paul, and Mary get a room you two youngens. OOk OOK
this post reminds me of one of my favorite immature jokes: What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!
Massuese Monkey looks so very intent upon his job!
I think he monkey is checking the other monkey for parasites. Say, an they train helper monkeys to be chiropractors?
“The final frontier” description…the two primates in this position. Dirty.
Ahhhhhh…and the look on the rear money’s face…hahahahah.
now that’s funny. perverted, but funny.
A back rub
OMG…I’m jealous of a monkey.