Friday Haiku: Spas

The final frontier

Where no monk has gone before

Say. it. like. Shatner.


It’s nice to be kneaded, comik book guy.

Comments

  1. I can hear music
    In the forest canopy:
    ‘Here comes the groom.’
    ***

    Spock! Bones! I’ve been…hit!
    By. some. sort of — alien.
    Relaxation. BEAM!
    ****
    Shakras aligned.
    Sacroiliac released.
    Happiest ending.

    *****
    Opposable thumbs:
    Evolved not for tools, but for
    Proto-bliss like this.

  2. Dang! Can’t count this early the am.
    Please to add an expostulation to the last line of the first one:
    ‘”Here- comes- the groom . . .” Ook!’

  3. This treatment’s not free.
    The minkee chiropractor’s
    Not in your network.

  4. Fird Birfle says:

    that minkee looks *nearly* as relaxed as a kitteh.

    Signed,
    Not in haiku. sorry, peeps :(

  5. emmberrann says:

    Umm, would this count as a “plank”?

  6. 260Oakley says:

    Hover text quandary
    Pryit may have hit bottom
    Yet I am laughing

  7. This is Monkey Spa
    Our primates are here to serve
    Plus, we remove ticks

  8. Hilarious hovertext. So so silly.

  9. Red Toenails says:

    Monkey say – Life is good.

  10. My back needs service.
    Mr. Monkey, please come here.
    There. Just like new. Sigh.

  11. SlaveToCat says:

    Oh for the love of Peter, Paul, and Mary get a room you two youngens. OOk OOK

  12. Robin Kiesel says:

    i bow to your superior hai-cuteness ;)

  13. luvstehQte says:

    this post reminds me of one of my favorite immature jokes: What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons! :D

  14. Thanks, but the more the merrier; join right in! 5/7/5

  15. No, I don’t think it wood be, too relaxed! ;-)

  16. Massuese Monkey looks so very intent upon his job!

  17. BatBlaster says:

    I think he monkey is checking the other monkey for parasites. Say, an they train helper monkeys to be chiropractors?

  18. “The final frontier” description…the two primates in this position. Dirty.

  19. Ahhhhhh…and the look on the rear money’s face…hahahahah.

  20. 9symphony9 says:

    A back rub :)

  21. now that’s funny. perverted, but funny.

  22. Intimidated by the brilliance; brain freeze.

  23. Hover text is best EVAR, Pyrit! :lol:

  24. Your words in haiku form, 6rabbits–your mind is brilliant, too:
    Intimidated
    by the brilliance; brain freeze.
    (Thawing quickly, though)

  25. First I thought awww :-(
    then I saw you’d done me one better by including a seasonal reference :-) :

    6rabbits’ haiku:
    ‘Intimidated by the
    Brilliance; brain freeze.’

    There! [does a Meg hand-dusting 'done' gesture].

  26. oops, sorry, didn’t scroll down to see Lekszi’s post [blushyface]

  27. @ lekszi and dubyah1–
    Y’all are sweet!! :-) But you’re giving my brain WAY too much credit, I think!
    You certainly made me feel good, though! :-) Thanks! :-)

  28. OMG…I’m jealous of a monkey.

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