The Latest in Desk Accessories

The makers who brought you Keyboard Kat and Pocket Protector Pet, now introduce their latest accessory: Desk Dik Dik.

Just think, you could be the proud owner of your very own desktop anipal! These little darlings are a mere fifteen to sixteen inches fully grown and love to whistle. (Whistle not guaranteed.)

Plus, it’s hilarious when you answer the question, “What have you been doing?” with, “Playing with my dik dik!” Well, it’s funny until Human Resources comes by your cubicle with an order to attend a class about office propriety.

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59 comments … read them below or add one

  1. pyrsrule says:

    Such big eyesies! And the little sweet smile!!!!

  2. fleurdamour says:

    I predict sproinging action in the near future.

  3. Kar says:

    Pretty sure this is an encore. Still though, if you’re backlisted for the house giraffe, the house hippo etc, these maybe an option.

  4. skippymom says:

    I am experiencing an acute case of dik dik envy.

  5. Theresa says:

    Oh, get out of town!

  6. doomchild says:

    Ha! I saw this pic on another site, where they claimed the animal was a deer. Thanks to the ever educative CO, I was proud to recognize it as a dik dik!

    *settles down to wait for Oakley’s dik dik -related pun*

  7. Katrina says:

    Does anyone remember the TV special “The Flame Trees of Thika” and “Twinkle” the Dik-Dik? Soo cute!

  8. “Tim, did you see the memo about the cover sheets for the TPS reports? I’ll make sure you get one.”

    *Sproings off to another cubicle*

    • Saffron says:

      WIN!!!!!

    • Etoile says:

      Mike FTW!!

    • Mamabear says:

      Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!
      Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!
      Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!
      Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!
      Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!

  9. ceejoe says:

    Sigh… my workplace would be a whole lot better if I had a Desk Dik Dik…

  10. SlaveToCat says:

    This just isn’t fair.
    I can’t even get multi colored post-its out of purchasing while every other civilized company gets dik diks.

  11. tracylee says:

    dang! my office supplies company says they’re on backorder :(

  12. Theresa says:

    “Excuse me, I believe you have my dik dik.” :P

  13. Theresa says:

    PS: The ratio of people to dik diks is too big. :P

  14. birdcage71 says:

    Look at the size of that dik dik head!

  15. Saffron says:

    Mr. Johnson at work. ;)

  16. Tall Girl says:

    Unrelated comment – did you see that “earworm” was officially added to the dictionary?! CO is the only place I’ve ever seen that word – and now it’s OFISH!!

    http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-f-bomb-dictionary-20120814,0,2597300.story

  17. Juno says:

    It’s a dik dik thing.

  18. JenDeyan says:

    Is it too late to order one? Are they all gone?!!!

    • bob drummond says:

      we will have the answers to these and other questions after this word from our sponsor !!!

  19. kiragirl says:

    matchinks nosicles

  20. Emmberrann says:

    Not only is that a dik dik, it’s a dik dik bebeh! Notice the bottle of MRE (meelk, reddy to eat) close by Mr. Dik dik Takercarerfor’s hand. *Sigh* Wonder if he’s a fostermom.

  21. LauraH says:

    The best thing about Dik Diks is there’s always two of them (was going to say they always come in pairs but that sounded rude)…so where’s the other one? And if they don’t have room for it I’ll gladly offer up my editing suite, plenty of space for sproinging.

  22. Dash says:

    It’s all the fun of a real dear in a convenient travel size!

  23. Theresa says:

    I will keep mine with my Petite Lap Giraffe. :P

    • feezie says:

      And the fun-sized elephant from a large office supply company.

      Only, do my eyes deceive me or does the poor lil dik dik have a wee cast on its wee leggie? Or is that its meelks?

      • Fird Birfle says:

        It took me a few looksies, also but I believe it is a teeny tiny dispenser of meelks weeth a drop dispenser fer a top (I’ve briefly left my brain behind somewheres and cannae remember that wird and am too daggoned LAZY at present to resairch the woid).

  24. 6rabbits says:

    Thumbs up on comments–should be illegal to laugh this hard! :lol:

  25. Katy says:

    The tiny hooves. The…tiny…hooves.

  26. maggie says:

    Even MORE photos of the dik dik (and Mr. Dik dik Takercarerfor) are here:
    http://www.thatcutesite.com/baby-dik-dik-antelope-born-in-zoo.html

  27. sugitomo says:

    His toes are so tiny, you can train him to type on that keyboard!

  28. Ann says:

    I work in Human Resources, and it’s okay to play with your dik dik as long as you’re on break and your door is closed. What you can’t do is ask someone else if they’d like to play with your dik dik. :-)

    • bob drummond says:

      careful what you say Ann , there might be children reading this page and they”ll giggle and say ” I want my own DIk Dik -pweeeeze ???”

  29. Shyme says:

    I am convinced that dik diks are an invention of highly talented Japanese anime artists. No actual real live animal could have such insanely huge and liquid eyes, and such a delicate prehensile woofly nose.