Teddy Bear Goes Bananas!

Teddy Bear the talking porcupine is back! This time, the object of his assault attention is a frozen banana. TB needs to cool off in the Dallas heat, and this is just the thing. Listen to Teddy comment on his banana as he noms it to death. (Example @ :17- aaaack, it’s very good!) Helpful commentary/translation provided by his hoomin Allison B.

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Comments

  1. 260Oakley says:

    Sing it with me:
    Yes, we have cold bananas
    We have cold bananas today

  2. 260Oakley says:

    I’ve heard they shrink when they get cold. *snerk*

  3. This is exactly what it sounds like when I talk to the cats :P

  4. The ‘It’s VERY good’ at 0:18: amazing!

  5. I think I heard a “yeah, you bet, its good” I just LOVE me some Teddy!

  6. Anthropomorphic tabula rasa-ing: it’s a good thing!
    Dear CO’ers: does Teddy appear to ‘say’ anything in other languages?

  7. *George Costanza voice* “Shrinkage! Shrinkage!”
    *Elaine voice* “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.”

  8. But do they say “AAAAAAAAK!”?

  9. Like “porcupine,” for example?

  10. Is it possible he’s imitating people? I always thought that my darling Stinky, when I brought him home, quickly got the message that we make a lot of noise around here, so he wanted to be part of it, so he started talking, too. He just figured, “OK, that’s the way they do things around here.” And then there was that famous Boston-accented seal, Hoover . . .

  11. ;-) We have plenty of frainche-ophones, ethspanith-speakers and Norsicans, for example, on CO, so I thought perhaps they as we were hearing words in our native tongues.
    Even like this:

  12. The return of Snoopy ™ Teddy. I lof eeeet!

  13. Teddy needs his toof cleaned.

  14. Yay! Teddy’s back. I have been hanging out for a dose o’ new Teddy for a long time now. You’re worth the wait Teddy! I luffs you very much.

  15. nah, rodents have orange incisors.

  16. There’s always money in the Banana Stand.

  17. Arrested Development: The Movie, shooting as we type.

  18. Dang. Moderated for a film term.
    Gimme a pitcher o’ Mint Juleps and pass the resident ragdoll cat.

  19. I think I love Teddy Bear second best after Maru.

  20. Human@1:00: “What ya think, Ted?…..” Teddy@1:06: “GOOD!” LOL!

  21. awww he’s so cute. *pets his head* ouch!

  22. yay for the AD reference!

  23. Teddy Bear has overtaken Maru in my heart. I just can’t help myself.

  24. He sounds like the ferret in the old Budweiser lizard commercials.

  25. They never taught him to say “Yankees s*ck”???
    Is NOT a Boston sealio then…. :D

  26. Fird Birfle says:

    *gasp*
    *clutches pearls*

    *stumbles to nearest longue chair & collapses*

  27. Fird Birfle says:

    :)

  28. Didn’t you hear him say “Jetah you #$%!”?

  29. I WILL NOT OBSESS ABOUT THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE.
    I WILL NOT OBSESS ABOUT THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE.
    I WILL NOT OBSESS ABOUT THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE.
    I WILL NOT OBSESS ABOUT THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE.
    I WILL NOT OBSESS ABOUT THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE.
    I WILL NOT OBSESS ABOUT THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE.
    I WILL NOT OBSESS ABOUT THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE.

  30. ZOMG! What to the Mod Gods have against AD?
    [rattles tin cup against Lounge bar, being unclear on the concept]

  31. Are you kidding? It’s going to be Bluth Family celebration. That’s no place for children.

  32. I swear I heard him say, “Get away from me with that camera! I’m eating here!”

  33. I think someone is going to make a terrible mistake.