Is it true that most people get attacked by pugs in three feet of water about ten feet from the beach?

We’re gonna need a bigger boat, Carrie T.



  1. Epic tongue-ehn!


    Sometimes that pug, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a pug, he’s got… button eyes, puppy eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he schnofflez ya and those black eyes roll over. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch yipping . . .

  3. The Mod Lounge just swallowed me up! Just for a little riff on Quint’s monologue, Chief!

  4. Ohh, I see what I did! Quint said one of the magic words– the baby dog word!

  5. 6ToedCatsRule says:


  6. The head. The tail. The whole damn thing.

  7. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.

  8. 😀 😀 😀
    While in the Mod Lounge I hope you enjoyed a nice lobster roll and a Sam Adams.

  9. All I could get on the Lounge TV was the Sawx game. What’s up with that!? 😆

  10. The underside of it’s tongue is the last thing you ever see…

  11. Requires a “tongue-hance,” IMHO. ;_)

  12. erg…;-)

  13. antiavenger says:

    Just in time for Shark Week, comes the scariest movie of your life! PUGS! Coming to a theater near you.

  14. And they’re in fresh water also! You can’t be safe anywhere!

  15. Get out your tuba and play E and F over and over again….sing along….you know how the song goes.

  16. “Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this pug for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and smooch him, for ten”

  17. wannadance says:

    afraid to get out of bed. there’s a shark in the hall, i just KNOW it…

  18. wannadance says:

    not for 3,000 though. 10,000. bad fish

  19. wannadance says:


  20. wannadance says:

    SNOCK…smooch him….!!

  21. wannadance says:

    PAWS, the doggies that chew. GAUZE. the young professionals…

  22. wannadance says:

    ‘show me the way to go home…’ farewell, and goodbye spasnish ladies, swimming with bowlogged ladies..
    i thouigh robert shaw was the best actor in the movie and in fact the was the best actor anywhere. except maybe…uh,,,john hurt or…eh