Is it true that most people get attacked by pugs in three feet of water about ten feet from the beach?


We’re gonna need a bigger boat, Carrie T.

22 comments … read them below or add one

  1. dubyah1 says:

    Epic tongue-ehn!

  2. Theresa says:

    DUM-DUM DUM-DUM DUM-DUM DUM-DUM!

    Sometimes that pug, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a pug, he’s got… button eyes, puppy eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he schnofflez ya and those black eyes roll over. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch yipping . . .

  3. Theresa says:

    The Mod Lounge just swallowed me up! Just for a little riff on Quint’s monologue, Chief!

  4. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    ANIMALS ACTING LIKE SHARKS!!!!! AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH, Run Away, Run Away

  5. The head. The tail. The whole damn thing.

  6. Kar says:

    Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.

  7. Diane says:

    The underside of it’s tongue is the last thing you ever see…

  8. antiavenger says:

    Just in time for Shark Week, comes the scariest movie of your life! PUGS! Coming to a theater near you.

  9. P Hertz says:

    And they’re in fresh water also! You can’t be safe anywhere!

  10. P Hertz says:

    Get out your tuba and play E and F over and over again….sing along….you know how the song goes.

    • wannadance says:

      ‘show me the way to go home…’ farewell, and goodbye spasnish ladies, swimming with bowlogged ladies..
      i thouigh robert shaw was the best actor in the movie and in fact the was the best actor anywhere. except maybe…uh,,,john hurt or…eh

  11. Daniel says:

    “Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this pug for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and smooch him, for ten”