Friday Haiku: HI THERE!

Seven cups a day

My blood type is espresso

And I feel grande’!


Perk ya later, Jason Lazerda.

47 comments … read them below or add one

  1. kar says:

    That can’t be real. * poke poke *

  2. s says:

    Owlet is unreal
    Steady gaze captures my soul
    I have come undone

  3. dubyah1 says:

    My pupils are fine.
    Just fine. Nothing to see here.
    OMG Java!

  4. T.U.M. says:

    Owl I know my love?
    Owl I know my darling?
    Tell me, owl I know?

  5. tracylee says:

    I like to sing-a!
    about the moon-a and the
    June-a and the spring-

    ..a!

    (eh, close enough)

  6. Marci B says:

    now that is the owl for me!

  7. Rachael says:

    My head is as big
    as my entire body
    good heavens mama!

  8. Banquo says:

    Occular Beaming
    I am a leaf on the wind
    This leaf has tallons

  9. Theresa says:

    When I am so small
    And my eyes so enormous
    Super-power is CUTE

  10. pyrit says:

    The best part of wakin’ up
    Is Mrs. Fowlger’s in your cup

  11. Saffron says:

    My wings are so small.
    Flappity flappity flap!!!!!!
    Must fly to noms NOW.

  12. trixandsam says:

    Rapt raptor staredown
    With what we do not know
    Field mouse should run NOW!

  13. Anji says:

    This is the greatest Haiku I’ve ever read…That owl’s a genius!

  14. gizmo says:

    Mighty little owl
    But one question puzzles him
    “I can haz rodent?”

  15. Owlet perched on branch
    Ready to capture his prey
    rapt gaze, eyes wide open.

  16. Seven? Amateur.

  17. magickariel says:

    this is my favorite haiku-photo combo of them ALL

  18. Not a haiku, but having a toddler has caused me to memorize this.
    “Pussy said the owl, “You elegant fowl! How charmingly sweet you sing. Oh, let us be married, too long we have tarried. But what shall we do for a ring?”

  19. Theresa says:

    Flashback to synchronized plinking:

  20. kiragirl says:

    Owl be seeing you
    from the canopy on high.
    Friday, Brain is fried.

  21. Marie says:

    “My blood type is espresso!” That is the fuuniest damn thing I’ve read in a long time!

    I’m gonna have to steal that, Pyrit. Sorry. Lol!

  22. The Original Jane says:

    I don’t haiku but I love songs…

    Birds flying high you know how I feel
    Sun in the sky you know how I feel
    Breeze driftin’ on by you know how I feel

    ……and I’m feeling goooooooooood

  23. Ozbirds says:

    Love love love love love
    love love love love love love love
    I love this owlet.

  24. tommygirl says:

    I’M ON MY 4TH CUP OF COFFEE AS I READ THIS!!! err…

  25. I can totally hear him going,

    “What?

    No, seriously.

    What?

    No, you said What.

    Nothing, why do you ask?”