Friday Haiku: HI THERE!

Seven cups a day

My blood type is espresso

And I feel grande’!

Perk ya later, Jason Lazerda.


  1. That can’t be real. * poke poke *

  2. SlaveToCat says:

    plink plink……..plink plink

  3. Owlet is unreal
    Steady gaze captures my soul
    I have come undone

  4. My pupils are fine.
    Just fine. Nothing to see here.
    OMG Java!

  5. Owl I know my love?
    Owl I know my darling?
    Tell me, owl I know?

  6. I like to sing-a!
    about the moon-a and the
    June-a and the spring-


    (eh, close enough)

  7. YES! Owl Jolson!

  8. Owl Jowlson, shirley.

  9. bookmonstercats says:

    Don’t call me Shirley (miss that man)

  10. Fird Birfle says:

    ceejoe —
    you will liiiiiiike eeeet.

  11. I still have to rent that movie.

  12. shirley you jest

  13. now that is the owl for me!

  14. My head is as big
    as my entire body
    good heavens mama!

  15. Occular Beaming
    I am a leaf on the wind
    This leaf has tallons

  16. bookmonstercats says:

    That’s a very poetical haiku there Banquo. Totally in the spirit** of things.

    (** see what I did there?)

  17. I see you, and raise you one.

  18. 260Oakley says:

    I see what you did and it was spooky.

  19. When I am so small
    And my eyes so enormous
    Super-power is CUTE

  20. The best part of wakin’ up
    Is Mrs. Fowlger’s in your cup

  21. 260Oakley says:

    Hmm, could be NestCafe.

  22. phred's mom says:

    …or Cowlumbian

  23. Whooouan Valdez

  24. haha! it took me a minute!

    Owl have a cuppa joe.

  25. My wings are so small.
    Flappity flappity flap!!!!!!
    Must fly to noms NOW.

  26. Rapt raptor staredown
    With what we do not know
    Field mouse should run NOW!

  27. Clappity Clap Clap
    Clap Clap Clappity clap clap
    clap clappity clap!

  28. Pure poetry!

  29. This is the greatest Haiku I’ve ever read…That owl’s a genius!

  30. Mighty little owl
    But one question puzzles him
    “I can haz rodent?”

  31. Owlet perched on branch
    Ready to capture his prey
    rapt gaze, eyes wide open.

  32. If you want to show “eyes wide open” then write it this way: oyos.

  33. Seven? Amateur.

  34. magickariel says:

    this is my favorite haiku-photo combo of them ALL

  35. Not a haiku, but having a toddler has caused me to memorize this.
    “Pussy said the owl, “You elegant fowl! How charmingly sweet you sing. Oh, let us be married, too long we have tarried. But what shall we do for a ring?”

  36. Awww memories of reading nursery rhymes to my kids!

  37. S’Funnee…. I lurve that poem much more than my kids ever did….. :roll:

  38. Flashback to synchronized plinking:

  39. Fird Birfle says:


  40. Owl be seeing you
    from the canopy on high.
    Friday, Brain is fried.

  41. “My blood type is espresso!” That is the fuuniest damn thing I’ve read in a long time!

    I’m gonna have to steal that, Pyrit. Sorry. Lol!

  42. tommygirl says:


  43. The Original Jane says:

    I don’t haiku but I love songs…

    Birds flying high you know how I feel
    Sun in the sky you know how I feel
    Breeze driftin’ on by you know how I feel

    ……and I’m feeling goooooooooood

  44. Love love love love love
    love love love love love love love
    I love this owlet.

  45. Fird Birfle says:

    *pompoms in ackshon*

  46. tommygirl says:


  47. I can totally hear him going,


    No, seriously.


    No, you said What.

    Nothing, why do you ask?”


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