Friday Haiku: HI THERE!

Seven cups a day

My blood type is espresso

And I feel grande’!

Perk ya later, Jason Lazerda.



  1. That can’t be real. * poke poke *

  2. Owlet is unreal
    Steady gaze captures my soul
    I have come undone

  3. My pupils are fine.
    Just fine. Nothing to see here.
    OMG Java!

  4. Owl I know my love?
    Owl I know my darling?
    Tell me, owl I know?

  5. I like to sing-a!
    about the moon-a and the
    June-a and the spring-


    (eh, close enough)

  6. now that is the owl for me!

  7. My head is as big
    as my entire body
    good heavens mama!

  8. Occular Beaming
    I am a leaf on the wind
    This leaf has tallons

  9. SlaveToCat says:

    plink plink……..plink plink

  10. YES! Owl Jolson!

  11. When I am so small
    And my eyes so enormous
    Super-power is CUTE

  12. The best part of wakin’ up
    Is Mrs. Fowlger’s in your cup

  13. My wings are so small.
    Flappity flappity flap!!!!!!
    Must fly to noms NOW.

  14. Owl Jowlson, shirley.

  15. bookmonstercats says:

    Don’t call me Shirley (miss that man)

  16. bookmonstercats says:

    That’s a very poetical haiku there Banquo. Totally in the spirit** of things.

    (** see what I did there?)

  17. Rapt raptor staredown
    With what we do not know
    Field mouse should run NOW!

  18. This is the greatest Haiku I’ve ever read…That owl’s a genius!

  19. 260Oakley says:

    I see what you did and it was spooky.

  20. 260Oakley says:

    Hmm, could be NestCafe.

  21. Clappity Clap Clap
    Clap Clap Clappity clap clap
    clap clappity clap!

  22. Mighty little owl
    But one question puzzles him
    “I can haz rodent?”

  23. Owlet perched on branch
    Ready to capture his prey
    rapt gaze, eyes wide open.

  24. Seven? Amateur.

  25. If you want to show “eyes wide open” then write it this way: oyos.

  26. I still have to rent that movie.

  27. phred's mom says:

    …or Cowlumbian

  28. magickariel says:

    this is my favorite haiku-photo combo of them ALL

  29. Pure poetry!

  30. Not a haiku, but having a toddler has caused me to memorize this.
    “Pussy said the owl, “You elegant fowl! How charmingly sweet you sing. Oh, let us be married, too long we have tarried. But what shall we do for a ring?”

  31. Whooouan Valdez

  32. Awww memories of reading nursery rhymes to my kids!

  33. S’Funnee…. I lurve that poem much more than my kids ever did….. 🙄

  34. Fird Birfle says:

    ceejoe —
    you will liiiiiiike eeeet.

  35. Flashback to synchronized plinking:

  36. shirley you jest

  37. Owl be seeing you
    from the canopy on high.
    Friday, Brain is fried.

  38. I see you, and raise you one.

  39. haha! it took me a minute!

    Owl have a cuppa joe.

  40. “My blood type is espresso!” That is the fuuniest damn thing I’ve read in a long time!

    I’m gonna have to steal that, Pyrit. Sorry. Lol!

  41. The Original Jane says:

    I don’t haiku but I love songs…

    Birds flying high you know how I feel
    Sun in the sky you know how I feel
    Breeze driftin’ on by you know how I feel

    ……and I’m feeling goooooooooood

  42. Love love love love love
    love love love love love love love
    I love this owlet.

  43. tommygirl says:


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  45. Fird Birfle says:

    *pompoms in ackshon*

  46. Fird Birfle says:


  47. I can totally hear him going,


    No, seriously.


    No, you said What.

    Nothing, why do you ask?”