The Pitter-Patter of Defeat

Mah feets. Mah feets so beeg. Y’know whut that means?  That means I will never be abuls to find cute shoooes to wear! [little sob]


Maybe my feet are normal and everybody else’s are freakishly small.


From Stefanie K. and her well-balanced, Mango.

22 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Fird Birfle says:

    #1 a and #1b: BEEP and BEF, FTW

    #2: PEEPS, get up, outcher CHAIRS now!!!

    (I hope I”m uploading the correct item; the computers in this room are pretty pitiful; I
    cannot even screen this audibly to be certain of which version I’m setting up)
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1698261553227674900

  2. nancy says:

    I think your feets are just right, sweetie. You have a solid foundation.

  3. Theresa says:

  4. Mary (the first) says:

    With some size 11W’s attached to my ankles, myself, I lovingly believe there’s no such thing as feet too big. Just more of you to love!!

  5. ceejoe says:

    What ees the leetle Mango?

  6. Kar says:

    I live in Atlanta, where you can find size 13 orange suede pumps. Come visit, we’ll go shopping.

  7. oonaghrose says:

    I wear size 12s, honey. I’m quite old, and it’s been quite difficult to find shoes at times in my life.

  8. 6rabbits says:

    Leetle bitty, teensy tiny, magnificent butterscotch morsel of a baby gerb! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *breath* EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *breath* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  9. MikeD says:

    two ways to view this expression: hes totally baked, or Mile 25 of a marathon in 100 degree heat.