…Pentapotassium Triphosphate, Aluminum Ammonium Sulfate, Calcium Benzoate, Partially Hydrogenated Blayvinoids, Red Dye #2, Plaid Dye #7, Love Potion #9, Vitamin B-52, Eye of Newt Gingrich, Milk of Amnesia, Arrelliam Sickoffitol…
A once-in-a-lifetime shot by Michael Higgins. More at Huffpo.
Chippie is dismayed that this wrapper contains nothing buy empty calories.
Or he realized he picked up one of “those” European news papers that show furless babes and hot chickens.
“Oooh, the Page Four chipmunk has a nice pair…. of teeth.”
But he reads it only for the “articles.”
I’ll bet you guys won’t dare post this!
you win! in case you hadn’t noticed, this is a site with cute animals and people who like to talk about them. political discussions don’t appear anywhere on this site. never have, never will.
Classic NTMTOM. I just glanced at the caption, “Love Potion #9″ caught my eye, and I knew.
8-l
The aluminum ammonium didn’t give him away? Gettin’ weak, NTMTOM..NOM
Eye of Newt Gingrich? Classic NTMTOM. Love the hovertext of course.
Some pretty EEEVILLLL ingredients in there, NTMTOM. Not to mention the partially hydrogenated Blayvinoids.
Isn’t that a derivative of Juliuskelpovidium?
It might have done, but I had only just glanced at it when the Love Potion caught my eye. I went back to the beginning to read it all.
I wonder if sodium pentothol is also on the list of ingredients….
Can I just go to the store and pick up a bottle of Vitamin B-52′s????
And *LOVE* the lil’ guy holding up the wrapper in bof his lil’ pawies, as if
it were the Sunday funnies section, after brunch!!!
Vitamin B-52 sounds like something the doctor would prescribe to treat an infestation of communists.
Or perhaps to treat a Rock Lobster deficiency.
Or if you picked up an infestation of the rock crustaceans at a beach party.
Or a bad case of matching towels.
Partially hydrogenated blayvinoids. Oh NOMTOM, you are the BEST!
Mike strikes that clever funny bone again. Heh!
I’ve been suffering from an overdose of Arrelliam Sickoffitol, but this picture seemed to help.
Damn, I must have accidentally overdosed on that too, given how I’ve been feeling lately.
Hey, chippie, come to my house and I will serve you some of my awesome homemade granola bars.
Cheeky chipmonk critic
this would make a fine entry in the coffee table book, ntmtom… just sayin’…
Totally, utterly agree!! My fav ingredient is “Milk of Amnesia.”
Milk of Amnesia, also known as Propofol (MJ’s sedative of choice, as it seems)!
Milk of Amnesia, AKA Bailey’s Irish Cream.
still waiting here too…. [tap, tap, tappity go the feengers on teh empty coffee table]
Is that science section from the Squirrel Street Journal or the Chipmunk Gazelle? Or with my luck its an article from the Boston Hamster?
Could be the Hedgehog Herald, or the Bunny Beacon.
“Stupid help wanted ads! Never anything right for me!”
Is Chippendales hiring?
I hear you have to show you have an extra large cheek pouch to make the cut.
HAW
Hilarious. And cute. This is why I recently spent a few hundred dollars for humane trapping rather than kill the chipmunks that were digging under the stoop.
Bless your heart!
Peeps, does anyone know George Booth, the great cartoonist of bulldogs, cats, frowzy-looking people and other greatness? This reminds me of this cartoon:
http://pinterest.com/pin/6966574394295909/
George Booth is TEH awesome. I particularly love his bull terriers.
And musical ensembles. “From the top– Watermelon Man. Let’s sock it out and give Mrs. Rittenhouse a chance to really cook.”
OMG YES! My dad loved Booth, and we had all his books at home. We kids read them so often we had them memorized. To this day, family members will point to a paraticularly bedraggled-looking specimen and say, “Booth Cat.”
Um, particularly.
I like “paraticularly.”
“Eye of Newt Gingrich, Milk of Amnesia, Arrelliam Sickoffitol”: Okay, this is total and utter hilarity. I bow to the clever-um-ity of whomever wrote this.
That would be our NOMTOM. Get in line….
I think the end of the line is several blocks over…..
I think it’s about as long as the waiting list for the Petite Lap Giraffe.
What about the line for house hippos? Is there still a long waiting list?
“Petite Lap Giraffe” = Weirdest euphemism EVER.
Sh….oooot! I know I’m new here, but I should know to never EVAH comment BEFORE reading others comments: my redundancy is redundant. P.S.- @YAYA- “Is Chippendales hiring?” LO freakin’ L!