Wanna know why I’m crabby?

I mean, besides the fact I am a crab.

Nope, it’s because someone stole my Ray-Bans! I just bought them at the Crab Shak (Every beach has something called ‘Shak’ on it) and now they’re gone.

And while I’m ranting, how about some SPF-100 over here?


Nice eye-stalks, YR.

21 comments … read them below or add one

  1. kibblenibble says:

    Plus, this sand is really hot! I have to stand on my tippy-toes, here!

  2. Theresa says:

    CRABBY I love crabbies. They Peench!

    Plus, crab-walk:

    • skippymom says:

      I want to go to that beach! You can see the curve of the earth and everything, and the waves look so nice.

      • Theresa says:

        Plus adorable puppy! Plus that leetle crab looks just like the crab in the picture.

      • phred's mom says:

        Don’t know fersure, but this beach looks like
        South Jersey, like mebbe Wildwood, although
        there are not many peeps – unlike Wildwood.
        Beaches are best w/o many peeps.

    • lisaLassie says:

      It is sooooo nicew to see a cute crabbee here: they are adorable. Thanks, kkCO

  3. Fird Birfle says:

    Gives Theresa a Midori Sour for the durashon.

  4. Fird Birfle says:

    We need some tinkly pi-anna moosik as Mr. Crabby’s theme music …

    • Victoria, Mom to 4 Rats (and one spoiled kitty) says:

      Judging by that bundle underneath, I’d say this is actually a Mrs. Crabby looking for a good place to cast off her eggs. Though I’m no expert on critters of the crustacean variety.

  5. The Original Jane says:

    More beaches need crabs! I never see ANY. ;(

  6. Mudbug says:

    Hey Crabcakes ! What are YOU looking at ???

    • noellesbootcutkittenpants says:

      LOL, I was thinking of that commercial! This li’l guy is so cute, makes me feel guilty for thinking crab is delicious.

  7. Dianne says:

    I know I left them riiiight here!

  8. T.U.M. says:

    Under the C,
    Under the C,
    Under the C,
    There is an R, an A and a B!

  9. junkshop_coyote says:

    No peench.

  10. BiancaD says:

    “I’ll tell you why I’m crabby! It’s because I’m pregsies. Majory pregsies. Just look at the load of eggs this belly is carrying. And it’s not just gonna be one, two, three, four, or five bebehs like you wimpy two leggeds. We’re talking 10,000 decapoditos! Can’t wait ’til my due date. And where the heck are those Ray Bans?!”