I mean, besides the fact I am a crab.
Nope, it’s because someone stole my Ray-Bans! I just bought them at the Crab Shak (Every beach has something called ‘Shak’ on it) and now they’re gone.
And while I’m ranting, how about some SPF-100 over here?

Nice eye-stalks, YR.

Plus, this sand is really hot! I have to stand on my tippy-toes, here!
CRABBY I love crabbies. They Peench!
Plus, crab-walk:
I want to go to that beach! You can see the curve of the earth and everything, and the waves look so nice.
Plus adorable puppy! Plus that leetle crab looks just like the crab in the picture.
Oh no, I said the p-word, and now I am in Mod Lounge!
Can’t wait to see that post cause I’m wondering what a p-word has to do with Mister Crabby? He don’t look like a p-word to me.
There’s a cute little p-word in the vid I posted above!
Don’t know fersure, but this beach looks like
South Jersey, like mebbe Wildwood, although
there are not many peeps – unlike Wildwood.
Beaches are best w/o many peeps.
It is sooooo nicew to see a cute crabbee here: they are adorable. Thanks, kkCO
Gives Theresa a Midori Sour for the durashon.
We need some tinkly pi-anna moosik as Mr. Crabby’s theme music …
Judging by that bundle underneath, I’d say this is actually a Mrs. Crabby looking for a good place to cast off her eggs. Though I’m no expert on critters of the crustacean variety.
Then no wonder she is crabby.
More beaches need crabs! I never see ANY. ;(
Hey Crabcakes ! What are YOU looking at ???
LOL, I was thinking of that commercial! This li’l guy is so cute, makes me feel guilty for thinking crab is delicious.
I know I left them riiiight here!
Under the C,
Under the C,
Under the C,
There is an R, an A and a B!
*wild applause*
Wonder if that’s Mrs. Sebastian?
No peench.
“I’ll tell you why I’m crabby! It’s because I’m pregsies. Majory pregsies. Just look at the load of eggs this belly is carrying. And it’s not just gonna be one, two, three, four, or five bebehs like you wimpy two leggeds. We’re talking 10,000 decapoditos! Can’t wait ’til my due date. And where the heck are those Ray Bans?!”