Introducing Mac OSX Maru

We’ve shipped Panther, Tiger, Leopard, and Lion. And we’re proud of those achievements.

Oh…one more thing.

Introducing the Mac OSX Maru. It’s most ambitious OS ever. More features. Fewer hairballs. Just incredible. [hands clasped]

This completely hypothetical OS and encore presentayshe is from Maru’s many fans on The McFacebookersons, natch.

Namaste.

21 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Mary (the first) says:

    I could use one of those. My Mac is not working very well. And I’m outta kittehs.

  2. Gigi says:

    There’s only one problem with the Mac OSX Maru.
    As soon as you get it open and out of the box it jumps right back in!

    • Fird Birfle says:

      “problem”?? I perceive no PROBLEM wit dat.

      Signed,
      An Avowed Maru-er.

    • Clairdelune says:

      There’s another problem: How are you going to resist the urge to kiss your new Mac OSX Maru computer on the nose? Repeatedly? While you should be doing some work?

  3. musicfoodbeerbikes says:

    …the only problem is the “prize” in every box…..

  4. Dash says:

    Oh. If only . . .

  5. Autumn says:

    This is just full of awesome!

  6. Tweedie says:

    Cute OS, but not too sure how useful it will be as you’ll never get it out of the box!

  7. SlaveToCat says:

    Someday when I’m rich and famous I’ll be able to afford a MacMaru.

  8. dgerish says:

    If it really existed, I’d turn in my Windows models for Macs (would do it anyway if my campus supported Macs better).

  9. Mal says:

    Now this is one unboxing video I’d be interested to see.

  10. fleurdamour says:

    Maruckintosh

  11. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    You’ll never get it out of the box

  12. liv says:

    i need one!

  13. Teresa says:

    I would be too busy snorgling Mac OSX Maru to use it :D