What’s new, Pussycat?

For some reason, the first thing I thought of here was “Tom Jones.” That’s not unusual, is it? It happens every day. All we need is one of those 60s turtlenecks and a peace sign medallion. And mebbe a lava lamp. Bottom line, a Smiling Furball Alpaca.

Thanks to NoName.


  1. The teef, People, the teef! :)

  2. Saffron says:

    What about The Green Green Grass to Nom? or She’s a ‘Paca? or

    I saw the light in the grass as I passed by her meadow
    I saw the tendrils of brown floofy fur on her head
    Sheeeeee was my ‘paca
    As she chomped with her teefies I watched and went out of my mind

    My my my Alpaca
    Nom nom nom Alpaca!
    So before you chew your cud anymore
    Forgive me Alpaca, I just need to say j’adore
    Forgive me Alpaca, I just need to say j’adoooooore!!

  3. For some reason, despite the auburn fuzziness, reminds me of Ray Bradbury: http://screenrant.com/ray-bradbury-obituary-sandy-177336/

  4. Rachael says:

    For some reason, it reminds me of Carol Channing. :)

  5. Mary (the first) says:

    omg you have just won the gold!

  6. Mary (the first) says:

    I second the Carol Channing vote!

  7. Theresa says:

    Did you say Tom Jones? Well, to that I say . . . . .


  8. Theresa says:

    PS: IMHO, this is the greatest thing Tom Jones ever did (a Prince song with Art of Noise), and it was well after the ’60s. :D He totally nailed this.

  9. *flutter* Sigh – Tom Jones has done many great things, but sadly, I was never one of them :(

  10. LOVE the underbite! Just like my peke!

  11. Theresa says:

    What a fetching little underbite! :D

  12. **claps wildly***

  13. Saffron says:


    …and don’t forget hid role in Mars Attacks!

    Oh my Glob, I love that man. He was just on Graham Norton and is still sexy as h*ll.

  14. I *snerk*ed right out loud at that one

  15. Stoned in Love video. Love a celebrity that can take a joke.

  16. Flavor Flav!

  17. Fird Birfle says:

    I’d even say it might be a fetching *medium-sized* underbite.
    Otherwise, I’m in awwwwww of it tooooooooooo.

    *romantic sigh*

  18. Fird Birfle says:

    ALSO RELEVANT: I think that this ‘Paca and Mr. Donald Trump jist MIGHT be able to transact a joint business venture, as re. hair styling/ ‘pieces” …..

  19. wannadance says:


  20. lol!

  21. lisaLassie says:

    racing to store to buy the CD

  22. lisaLassie says:

    People, are we absolutely positively sure Mr. Teef ‘n’ Hair is an alpaca and not a llama? He just has more of the big tough llama look more than the cute little alpaca look.

    Alpaca: Hmmmm: here is where I was going to post alpaca photo, to be followed by llama photo, only I don’t know how to copy them here.

  23. Surely would get the award for most beautiful smile! (laughs)


  24. BunnyBink says:

    I think you mean a LLAMA lamp, amiright?

  25. victoreia says:

    :lol: *falls to floor, laughing*

  26. dubyah1 says:

    I saw Mike Meyers as Austin Powers

  27. Oceanview says:

    He also brings to mind (mine at least) Engelbert Humperdinck, though that name is more suitable for Mr. Teef’s cousin from Camelot.

  28. Woooo! Did it get a little warm in here????

  29. Theresa says:

    Act your age, mamma, not your shoe size. :D

  30. Came to me quite suddenly. Thanks for the brilliant title.

    Title by Saffron, words by Jason

    The old farm looks the same
    As it gently starts to rain
    But I am warm and fluffy in my ‘Paca’s wool
    Now some may stop and think I’m way too hairy
    But all I know is that it’s so very
    Good to find the green, green grass to nom

    I’m a furball, that’s for sure
    But that’s what a ‘Paca’s for
    And for your sweaters I am happy to be shorn
    Just give me a field that’s filled with clover
    I won’t wait, I’ll bound on over
    So much fun to eat the green, green grass to nom

    Yes they’ll all come up to meet me
    With my teeth all smiling sweetly
    As I bend to eat the green, green grass to nom!

  31. Dignity? Dignity? Dignity leaves the room when Sir Tom enters.

  32. Love both these songs! :D

  33. Miss Tara says:

    Ditto on the out-loud *snerk*.

  34. Leilani says:

    I bow in awe. (hands clasped, bows humbly)

  35. Leilani says:


  36. Saffron says:

    WIN!!! :D :D :D Jason is awesome!

  37. Why thank you! Likewise!

  38. (Sing this) All I want for christmas is my two front teeth , my two front teeth, my two front teeth . All I want for christmas is my two front teeth so I can wish you Mary Christmas.

  39. Vote for that!


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