What’s new, Pussycat?

For some reason, the first thing I thought of here was “Tom Jones.” That’s not unusual, is it? It happens every day. All we need is one of those 60s turtlenecks and a peace sign medallion. And mebbe a lava lamp. Bottom line, a Smiling Furball Alpaca.

Thanks to NoName.


  1. The teef, People, the teef! :)

  2. Theresa says:

    What a fetching little underbite! :D

  3. Fird Birfle says:

    I’d even say it might be a fetching *medium-sized* underbite.
    Otherwise, I’m in awwwwww of it tooooooooooo.

    *romantic sigh*

  4. Saffron says:

    What about The Green Green Grass to Nom? or She’s a ‘Paca? or

    I saw the light in the grass as I passed by her meadow
    I saw the tendrils of brown floofy fur on her head
    Sheeeeee was my ‘paca
    As she chomped with her teefies I watched and went out of my mind

    My my my Alpaca
    Nom nom nom Alpaca!
    So before you chew your cud anymore
    Forgive me Alpaca, I just need to say j’adore
    Forgive me Alpaca, I just need to say j’adoooooore!!

  5. Came to me quite suddenly. Thanks for the brilliant title.

    Title by Saffron, words by Jason

    The old farm looks the same
    As it gently starts to rain
    But I am warm and fluffy in my ‘Paca’s wool
    Now some may stop and think I’m way too hairy
    But all I know is that it’s so very
    Good to find the green, green grass to nom

    I’m a furball, that’s for sure
    But that’s what a ‘Paca’s for
    And for your sweaters I am happy to be shorn
    Just give me a field that’s filled with clover
    I won’t wait, I’ll bound on over
    So much fun to eat the green, green grass to nom

    Yes they’ll all come up to meet me
    With my teeth all smiling sweetly
    As I bend to eat the green, green grass to nom!

  6. Love both these songs! :D

  7. Saffron says:

    WIN!!! :D :D :D Jason is awesome!

  8. Why thank you! Likewise!

  9. **claps wildly***

  10. lisaLassie says:

    racing to store to buy the CD

  11. Mary (the first) says:

    omg you have just won the gold!

  12. Leilani says:

    I bow in awe. (hands clasped, bows humbly)

  13. For some reason, despite the auburn fuzziness, reminds me of Ray Bradbury: http://screenrant.com/ray-bradbury-obituary-sandy-177336/

  14. Rachael says:

    For some reason, it reminds me of Carol Channing. :)

  15. victoreia says:

    :lol: *falls to floor, laughing*

  16. dubyah1 says:

    I saw Mike Meyers as Austin Powers

  17. Vote for that!

  18. Mary (the first) says:

    I second the Carol Channing vote!

  19. Theresa says:

    Did you say Tom Jones? Well, to that I say . . . . .


  20. Theresa says:

    PS: IMHO, this is the greatest thing Tom Jones ever did (a Prince song with Art of Noise), and it was well after the ’60s. :D He totally nailed this.

  21. Woooo! Did it get a little warm in here????

  22. Theresa says:

    Act your age, mamma, not your shoe size. :D

  23. Dignity? Dignity? Dignity leaves the room when Sir Tom enters.

  24. Stoned in Love video. Love a celebrity that can take a joke.

  25. Saffron says:


    …and don’t forget hid role in Mars Attacks!

    Oh my Glob, I love that man. He was just on Graham Norton and is still sexy as h*ll.

  26. *flutter* Sigh – Tom Jones has done many great things, but sadly, I was never one of them :(

  27. wannadance says:


  28. I *snerk*ed right out loud at that one

  29. Miss Tara says:

    Ditto on the out-loud *snerk*.

  30. Leilani says:


  31. LOVE the underbite! Just like my peke!

  32. Flavor Flav!

  33. Fird Birfle says:

    ALSO RELEVANT: I think that this ‘Paca and Mr. Donald Trump jist MIGHT be able to transact a joint business venture, as re. hair styling/ ‘pieces” …..

  34. lol!

  35. lisaLassie says:

    People, are we absolutely positively sure Mr. Teef ‘n’ Hair is an alpaca and not a llama? He just has more of the big tough llama look more than the cute little alpaca look.

    Alpaca: Hmmmm: here is where I was going to post alpaca photo, to be followed by llama photo, only I don’t know how to copy them here.

  36. Surely would get the award for most beautiful smile! (laughs)


  37. BunnyBink says:

    I think you mean a LLAMA lamp, amiright?

  38. Oceanview says:

    He also brings to mind (mine at least) Engelbert Humperdinck, though that name is more suitable for Mr. Teef’s cousin from Camelot.

  39. (Sing this) All I want for christmas is my two front teeth , my two front teeth, my two front teeth . All I want for christmas is my two front teeth so I can wish you Mary Christmas.


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