And Now, Here’s Yakov Smirnoff to Tell That One Joke He Knows

America, what a country! Your rich people, like the Paris Hilton, I always am seeing them carry tiny little dogs. In Russia, tiny little dog carry you!

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  1. Theresa says:

    Oh hell yeah! THIS! ^^^^^^^ *BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!*

  2. Winston says:

    What a country….

  3. Meg says:

    Please will someone translate for us so we can find out just why the heck that kitteh is getting the treatment!? So funny…

    • missjackie says:

      Basically, she keeps repeating “C’mon, keep carrying it home..” Not an exact translation, but that’s basically what she’s saying. I’m fluent in Russian (although I was born in the U.S. and my parents are from the Ukraine), but that’s the basic jest of what she’s saying.

  4. Kari Callin says:

    The canine version of the Fireman’s carry! LOL

    • dgerish says:

      I was thinking the same thing! Is the goggie in training with the local fire dept?

  5. ^oo^ says:

    So, you can herd cats…

  6. Liz says:

    Snoopy would disapprove.

  7. fanciD says:

    OMG! What is happening?
    No really.
    How do you train anything to do THAT?
    *headsplosion*

    • wannadance says:

      sedation?

    • Blue Footed Booby says:

      Growing up, we taught our labrador all kinds of odd tricks by accident, like “bite daddy.” Basically he liked making us laugh, so if we laughed when he did something, he’d do it again. I suspect this is how the catcarry happened.

      • lds7yrs says:

        But, but, you didn’t tell us what the dog did when you told him to ‘bite daddy”. He didn’t REALLY bite, did he???? 8O

  8. Nikki says:

    HAHAHA! I love how the cat is so chill about the whole thing.

    • wannadance says:

      i know, that is really amazing and funny. how limp and jello cats can become when called upon to allow embarrasing tricks. jasmine would claw that dogguh to bits. she looks innocent and sweet but can lunge and chew…

  9. Bring her home – I was looking for the Michael Ball version of a song like that – from the musical of Les Miserables – “bring her home bring her home – she is only a cat” – @.Wannadance mine bit everyone excepting me. If anyone walked by her she “Fzzsstt’d” at them and scampered to me for “protection”

  10. kodalai says:

    This is just speculation and I don’t know, but perhaps the cat is elderly? If the kitty can’t move fast then the doggie may have been trained to help cart her around.

  11. Hchy says:

    “Honey, can you go fetch the cat ……” Dogs are so intelligent. (And adorable)

  12. jen says:

    a good exercise in demonstrating the Floppehness of Felines

  13. viera catlady says:

    WTF? i love how the dog shoves the kitty into the house. definitely herding that furry feline.

  14. snorglepup says:

    Giving her a piggy-back. .err, kitty-back ride.

  15. Rachael says:

    That is seriously one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.

  16. Pickles says:

    I laughed harder than I laughed all day, but I’ve only been awake for like 20 minutes…

  17. Fird Birfle says:

    I am, ‘ow you say, “lovingk thees” ….. :)

    Signed,
    Big, goofy grin on mah face.

  18. Gigi says:

    Adorable! I think that’s the kittys doggy-mommy and they probably started to do that when the kitty as a baby.

  19. Kelly says:

    Mom – I swear – it followed me home all by himself! Can I please keep it??

  20. T.U.M. says:

    RINEE RABBEE

  21. Maxi says:

    OM gosh, this is hilarious. Perfect for the Monday morning blues. hahahahahahaha

  22. Elaine says:

    I can’t stop laughing. Thank you CO.

  23. jujube says:

    Priceless!!! This will definitely be going viral.

  24. lisaLassie says:

    One of those times when you can’t believe your own eyes.

  25. Nicole says:

    I went from “Is that a cat?!” to “Is that a cat LETTING THIS HAPPEN?!”