Seal of Disapproval

The Arctic — icy, vast, forbidding. In these frigid depths, warm-blooded creatures face the cold realities of survival. Tonight, on Extreme Ocean Quest, we’ll explore this harsh, unyielding… (Um, pardon me, I’m trying to introduce the show here…)


Photo by marine biologist Dr. Alex Mustard.

42 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Jimbeaux says:

    Sealios always seem so happy in the pics I see them in. Even this guy just wants to get in the picture! C’mon over, mister (miss?) sealio! I’ll take your pic and give you a hug!

  2. ScoutsMom says:

    Looks to me like one of those kids who stand behind a TV news reporter saying “Hi Mom”. Great photobomb!

    • Theresa says:

      Kids are OK. It’s when it’s great big jackasses that I wish once, just once, the reporter would turn around, haul off, and paste one right in the chops. :P

  3. dubyah1 says:

    phocabomb!

  4. loribelle says:

    I’ve never seen a seal look so much like a dog!

  5. ThirdShift says:

    Seal eyebrow dots! Does he not look like a lab or lab+Weimer?

  6. AuntieBellum says:

    “It doesn’t do them any good, you know, sitting on them. Takes all the life out of them. Remember that another time, all of you. A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.”

  7. 260Oakley says:

    Darn scene sealer…

  8. Lillith says:

    Dr. Mustard, did he escape from my game of Clue?

    *Yes I know it was Col. Mustard.

  9. CathyDee says:

    Excellent hovertext, NTMTOM. Excellent.

  10. freetomato says:

    I read the hovertext in the voice of Milton, from “Office Space”

  11. prinsasbeans says:

    [heart] the front flipperererere (or is that a paw) on the human bean’s shoulder.

  12. tracylee says:

    hmmm. I started reading it as the seal was hosting the show and the diver photobombed it.

    (hovertext spoils that illusion, tho)

  13. gizmo says:

    [...in best David Attenborough voice...] The arctic seal, while normally quite shy and timid, cannot resist the camera lens. In fact, my spidey-senses are telling me there is one over my right shoulder even as we record this.

  14. Gigi says:

    The first thing that jumped into my head before I read the hovertest was:

    Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

  15. Meg says:

    Absolutely hilarious, Mike!

  16. Katie says:

    Hey, Mister! Whatchadoin? What’s that thing there? Can I help? Wanna play? Play!

  17. Kari Callin says:

    “Umm, excuse me, but is that a Kodak or Nikon? And could you forward this picture to me? Thanks!”

  18. Well, yes. Everyone knows that seals are just dog mermaids.

  19. Theresa says:

    “The Arctic — icy, vast, forbidding.” I kind of heard that like
    “Everest— forbidding, aloof, terrifying.”