We’re Outta Snausages

Dat’s right. Go to market. Or dis little piggy gets it.


Dat’s an offer you can’t refuse, Sandra!


  1. 260Oakley says:

    Fearsome pup warrior attempts to de-feet his opponent.

  2. wuyizidi says:

    …but end up giving his opponent a Sicilian massage instead.

  3. SlaveToCat says:

    For the times when you Can’t chew your own nails

  4. fleurdamour says:

    He’s gonna need to take some Puptoe Bitesmal for the toe jam tummyache.

  5. Har!

  6. leave the nom. take the dentabone.

  7. gail pierson (bunny) says:

    The thrill of victory..

    The agony of ‘de-feet’! :)

  8. Fird Birfle says:

    Such a tuff guy (or perhaps tuff GAL?) !!!!

  9. Rachael says:

    If you look closely, I think you’ll see evidence that the snausage hound is a boy. :)

  10. wuyizidi says:

    “May your first child be a masculine child.”

  11. kallisto73 says:

    Great ref!

  12. skippymom says:

    I think y’all know that I don’t usually nuff, but this is making me gag. The puppeh is very cute, but….

  13. feet gross me out too, skmom… :/

  14. wuyizidi says:

    “You’ve gotta get up close like this and – bada-BING! …”

  15. You get feets all over your nice Ivy League suit.

  16. 260Oakley says:

    Says Toe-ny Soprano

  17. SlaveToCat says:

    hmmm nom nom nom Stilton? nom nom Blue?? nom nom nom

  18. Come home with me, puppeh, I’ll give you all the snausages you want.

  19. He’s telling us we’d better toe the line.

  20. kibblenibble says:

    Man, this picture makes me wanna puppy so bad!

  21. Ya know, it’d be a shame if sumpin’ were to happen to your cuticle, fuhgeddaboutit

  22. Red Toenails says:


  23. My cat Isis used to lick and bite my big toes when I was sitting on the “porcelain throne” and could not get away. :lol: In winter when I would wear slippers she would paw at my feet for me to take them off so she could get at my toes.

  24. Cats are nuts. :D

  25. Emmberrann says:

    … Which is why we loff dem so moiche.

  26. Blue Frost says:

    One little piggy, four to go ;-)

  27. PS Why can I not take my eyes off the feets? :cry:

  28. skippymom says:

    I’ve been in moderation all day, I assume because a comment I made was kind of mean. I apologize. If I ever get out, I hope you all won’t beat me up.

  29. wuyizidi says:

    No, but you will still have to answer for Santino.

  30. The mod gods have been weird lately – the other day, with that post with the 19 cats in a circle, I said something completely innocuous, and I was in there for almost 2 days!

  31. you were trapped in a spam storm :(

  32. kibblenibble says:

    I’m in the lounge, too, skippymom, just for using the word for a baby dog. Wanna play monopoly?

  33. Can anyone explain to me why that word gets you in the lounge? I really don’t understand that one…

  34. victoreia says:

    I think the gremlins in the Mod Machine like to play head games, just to mess with us….

  35. 6rabbits says:

    Same here! Confused minds want to know!

  36. Darn ! The only line that hasn’t been used that I remember is “every time I try to get out they pull me back in ! ” I guess that could be the toe talking. Do toes talk ??

  37. 260Oakley says:

    No, toes do not talk, but shoes have been known to speak in tongues.

  38. Fleurdamour says:

    That is because they have soles.

  39. Turning the tables on toe-bean nomming.

  40. Martha in Washington says:

    Isn’t anybody else squirming just from seeing this? I’m afraid if this (or any) puppeh tried to chew on my toes, he’d end up across the room from the involuntary kicking that happens when something tickles my feet!

  41. Thank you, Martha in Washington! You are very understanding. Yes, much, much squirming went into this post! Ayieeeeeeeee! OMG, it’s a tough job, tough job. Sorry, I’m still a little jumpy.

  42. Martha in Washington says:

    *hands pyrit a cocktail of her choice to help with the heebee jeebees*
    There you go, sweetie. Just breath.

  43. The Smile Scavenger says:

    So cute!

    Maybe he’s removing toe-nail polish? If so, he’s doing a wonderful job!

  44. mini eyebrow dots and nommable ears!!!! *wiggles toes at puppeh*….heeeeeere puppeh puppeh puppeh :)

  45. I’m mesmerized by the toes, they are just about all the same length… oh my!!

  46. ewwwwwwww gee-ross!

  47. fleurdamour says:

    My foot has suddenly gone nom.

  48. Puppeleh is nomming him some toe beans.

  49. loribelle says:

    There is a crazy pedicure technique in which tiny fish nibble all the dead skin off of your feet (no, I have never, nor will I ever, try this). The puppeh pedi is much cuter.

  50. no way, i bet it would feel amazing!

  51. Waaaaaant!

  52. Veggie mom says:

    “Outta snausages. This’ll hafta do…”


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