Dat’s right. Go to market. Or dis little piggy gets it.
CAPEESH?
Dat’s an offer you can’t refuse, Sandra!
We’re Outta Snausages
July 25, 2012 By
Dat’s right. Go to market. Or dis little piggy gets it.
CAPEESH?
Dat’s an offer you can’t refuse, Sandra!
Fearsome pup warrior attempts to de-feet his opponent.
For the times when you Can’t chew your own nails
He’s gonna need to take some Puptoe Bitesmal for the toe jam tummyache.
Har!
…but end up giving his opponent a Sicilian massage instead.
leave the nom. take the dentabone.
The thrill of victory..
The agony of ‘de-feet’!
Such a tuff guy (or perhaps tuff GAL?) !!!!
If you look closely, I think you’ll see evidence that the snausage hound is a boy.
“May your first child be a masculine child.”
Great ref!
I think y’all know that I don’t usually nuff, but this is making me gag. The puppeh is very cute, but….
feet gross me out too, skmom… :/
“You’ve gotta get up close like this and – bada-BING! …”
You get feets all over your nice Ivy League suit.
Says Toe-ny Soprano
hmmm nom nom nom Stilton? nom nom Blue?? nom nom nom
Come home with me, puppeh, I’ll give you all the snausages you want.
He’s telling us we’d better toe the line.
Man, this picture makes me wanna puppy so bad!
Ya know, it’d be a shame if sumpin’ were to happen to your cuticle, fuhgeddaboutit
Toe-licious!
My cat Isis used to lick and bite my big toes when I was sitting on the “porcelain throne” and could not get away.
In winter when I would wear slippers she would paw at my feet for me to take them off so she could get at my toes.
Cats are nuts.
… Which is why we loff dem so moiche.
One little piggy, four to go
PS Why can I not take my eyes off the feets?
I’ve been in moderation all day, I assume because a comment I made was kind of mean. I apologize. If I ever get out, I hope you all won’t beat me up.
No, but you will still have to answer for Santino.
The mod gods have been weird lately – the other day, with that post with the 19 cats in a circle, I said something completely innocuous, and I was in there for almost 2 days!
you were trapped in a spam storm
I’m in the lounge, too, skippymom, just for using the word for a baby dog. Wanna play monopoly?
Can anyone explain to me why that word gets you in the lounge? I really don’t understand that one…
Same here! Confused minds want to know!
I think the gremlins in the Mod Machine like to play head games, just to mess with us….
Darn ! The only line that hasn’t been used that I remember is “every time I try to get out they pull me back in ! ” I guess that could be the toe talking. Do toes talk ??
No, toes do not talk, but shoes have been known to speak in tongues.
That is because they have soles.
Turning the tables on toe-bean nomming.
Isn’t anybody else squirming just from seeing this? I’m afraid if this (or any) puppeh tried to chew on my toes, he’d end up across the room from the involuntary kicking that happens when something tickles my feet!
Thank you, Martha in Washington! You are very understanding. Yes, much, much squirming went into this post! Ayieeeeeeeee! OMG, it’s a tough job, tough job. Sorry, I’m still a little jumpy.
*hands pyrit a cocktail of her choice to help with the heebee jeebees*
There you go, sweetie. Just breath.
So cute!
Maybe he’s removing toe-nail polish? If so, he’s doing a wonderful job!
mini eyebrow dots and nommable ears!!!! *wiggles toes at puppeh*….heeeeeere puppeh puppeh puppeh
I’m mesmerized by the toes, they are just about all the same length… oh my!!
ewwwwwwww gee-ross!
My foot has suddenly gone nom.
Puppeleh is nomming him some toe beans.
There is a crazy pedicure technique in which tiny fish nibble all the dead skin off of your feet (no, I have never, nor will I ever, try this). The puppeh pedi is much cuter.
no way, i bet it would feel amazing!
Taa- daaa!
Waaaaaant!
“Outta snausages. This’ll hafta do…”