Heaveh Duteh Cutehs

Bring on the burly bully blorpitudinous blorp!

And check who’s pushing the bully buggy at 3:37! Big Momma is all, “They aint heavy, they my bullies!”

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This blorp brought to you by Suburban Bullies.

36 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Theresa says:

    I’ve seen this! And it nearly killed me the first time!

  2. TinaK says:

    CHUB, SPLAYAGE, and WUBBA-WUBBA-WUBBA on the puppy tummies…ahhhh. :-)

  3. Gigi says:

    My Fav Frame is the belleh rub at 3:09!!!

  4. skippymom says:

    Hovertext: Yoda, the English toff version?

  5. jen says:

    never before have i seen such unbridled blorpage!

  6. elenion says:

    I was ded at the word “blorpitudinous”.

  7. Elaine says:

    And the doxies (?) in the snow just about did me in :~) I may never recover now :~) BTW, where is my Hovertext? :~(

  8. Nikki says:

    Waddle, waddle. Lie down and splay in the grass. Waddle waddle, pant pant, waddle splay waddle. Side eye at :45, waddle, splay pant. Tummy rub. Round belleh, chub chub, waddle splay. Whew! It’s SUCH hard work to be a wrinkly little puppeh!! :D

  9. Fleurdamour says:

    Engage blorp engines, full blorp speed ahead.

    Aye, aye, Captain, blorp factor 10!

  10. ash says:

    aww Bulldogs! Makes me think of Bianca Romijn Stamos-OConnell Ostrosky Stern.

  11. Mudbug says:

    chubtockular Puppeh bref !!!!!

  12. Stella says:

    Sausages with legs!!! NOM

  13. At 1:10 – *bitebite*
    “ARF! You sir, are a cad. This is behavior up with I will not put! ARF!” *bitebitebitebite* “Take that, you heathen.”

  14. Saffron says:

    As a diehard Patriots fan I must nuff this vid because they are playing with a Giants football.
    *sigh*
    :D

  15. Rachael says:

    Holy guacamole! If that vid doesn’t push you over the edge, nothing will. Just checking to see if my health insurance covers qte rehab.

  16. tracylee says:

    My friend is fostering two six-week-old lab/pit mix puppehs (they’re brothers)
    and though they roll around and have widdle puppeh tummehs (ahem..), they’re not nearly as blorpy as these little guys! I think we need to fatten ‘em up :)

    (and yes – when I saw them, the first thing I did was go for the ears)

  17. Dana says:

    What a great way to start the day. I loved the music, too!

  18. I wuz cheated! I have that same rolling garden cart, but mine didn’t come with all that blorpitudinousness! I WANT MY PUPPEHS! :)

  19. Fird Birfle says:

    *sad*

    Black Box of deth. In the sense that the vid. duzzn’t run on this junky
    equipment / compooter lab/ my apts.

    *sad.

    (but at least the still shot is there!!!)

  20. Jude says:

    I’m being party-pooper again, but honestly I don’t understand why we humans had to create a dog like that! Too much skin, too short legs, respiratory difficulty. Was it really necessary?! *sigh*

    • prinsasbeans says:

      J- they are already here, and can’t be sent back, so just enjoy the the roly-poly, blorps for what they are.

      Many puppies are born “deformed” and emerge as wonderful adults and vice versa, even muttages-types.

    • ColumbaNine says:

      They can’t be sent back…but we could mercifully let the breed die out. Meanwhile I will enjoy their incredible preciousness.

  21. Sasha's Mum says:

    Tongue-hance not needed in this vid — these tongues come pre-hanced!

    (p.s., in addition to the belleh rubs, I was ded at the 0:45 mark when the little guy was trying to hide in the grass, side-eye and all)

  22. prinsasbeans says:

    1:16 – sibling chew toys. mutual-like.

  23. ColumbaNine says:

    I like the grandma lady with the white bob! I want my hair like that. Oh, wait, my hair is like that, just not white yet. One day it will be white and I will rule.

  24. tweetie says:

    Meet the Snorfs.

  25. S says:

    This video is adorable, but it makes me nervous. Bulldogs are low tolerance heat dogs, especially puppies. Those little guys look awfully hot.