You Put The Ass in Assayer!

You always say you’re taste testing the food for me; in case it’s poison. You nearly knock me down on your way to the bowl. Well, go ahead, taste it. Taste it hard.


I am bowled over, Cohise!

Comments

  1. BWAHAHAHAHA! My mom did that to my sister when she started to eat a banana split with her face instead of a spoon !

  2. You gotta watch marmies every second…

  3. …or you’ll end up with food all over your face.

  4. Kari Callin says:

    “Uh, excuse me.”
    *slurp munch chew*
    “Umm, ex-CUSE me!”
    *crunch munch*
    “Hey! (whack) Quit being a catty hog and let me have some!”

  5. Ummmm, I think we need a bigger bowl. :)

  6. KIttyMarthaPoo says:

    Marmie: “Here, taste this, you JERK!” LMAO.

  7. wuyizidi says:

    They don’t call “Fifty Shades of Grey” Marmie-pr0n for nothing.

  8. :lol: This is a live Garfield and Nermal cartoon!!

  9. “Taste it hard.” I nearly spewed my tea all over the monitor. :D

  10. mindadale says:

    Ha! Yes! Loves it.

  11. mindadale says:

    Me too! (Well, water, not tea.) I needed that just now. :)

  12. Ali-Baba says:

    Brought to you by the repurrtory players from Meowlings
    (the marmie also performed with Second Kitty)

  13. My boys would so do this to each other.

  14. Ha, how true!

  15. HAW

  16. CO, you said “ass.”

  17. Omg, my children love this site, now I can’t let them look at it anymore! You are so mean! Wah. Whine. ;)

  18. 260Oakley says:

    Now, if they had chosen two smoosh-faced cats to pose in this picture, you could say they were casting ass-Persians. :)

  19. skippymom says:

    Sigh.

  20. skippymom says:

    I can’t believe how filthy this site has gotten lately.

  21. Casting NASTURTIUMS!!

  22. What do you mean? There hasn’t been any poop in days.

  23. HA!!

  24. skippymom says:

    POOP! POOP! POOP!

  25. Oakley, do you laugh out loud when you think of these puns?

  26. Sigh.

  27. 260Oakley says:

    Well, I giggled like an 8-year-old when I wrote this one. Does that count?

  28. Giggling is good for the soul. And I thank you for the gift you give us in making us laugh too. :)

  29. victoreia says:

    And *that’s* why Kyuri and Ezri have their own bowls! (In different spots, no less, because when their bowls were right next to each other, he’d keep shifting to block her.)

  30. “Taste it hard.”
    You slay me, CO. :o

  31. Theresa says:

    Way to class up the joint, SM. :D

  32. skippymom says:

    They call me Mrs. Classypants.

  33. Fird Birfle says:

    *giggle*

  34. Fird Birfle says:

    are they homo sapiens boys or feline quadruped boys??

    Signed,
    Inquiring Mind

  35. Fird Birfle says:

    we never even GOT that far with mischevious behavior in me Ma’s house ….
    (Ominous skeery moozik eez playingk, in dee beckground….)

  36. The furry littermates kind.

  37. Fird Birfle says:

    ah, SO deska !!!

  38. Fird Birfle says:

    Also I’m rather attaching a Clint Eastwood personality (or, possibly, Chuck Norris would do) to the Marmie.

    “Go ahead. EAT my food.”

  39. Theresa says:

    SkippyMom Classypants. I like it.

  40. dubyah1 says:

    Big brother of a different colour; soon to segue into ‘Stop hitting yourself’.

  41. warrior rabbit says:

    You missed a dramatic delivery opportunity, a la In the Heat of the Night.

    They call me… MRS. CLASSYPANTS!!

  42. Theresa says:

    Or, more low-key. “Classypants. Mrs. Classypants.”

  43. I wondered if one of them was named Zoe.

  44. :lol: I nearly snorted my keyboard up my nose, 260Oakley, reading what you wrote :lol:

  45. 260Oakley says:

    Ouch.

  46. That is one big fat CAT MAFIA boss there showing his underlings not to mess with him, or else!

  47. tommygirl says:

    haha this is so win

  48. KIttyMarthaPoo says:

    FARTS

  49. And… SkippyMom ClassyPants, meet KittyMarthaPoo TastefulPants.

  50. Smallthunder says:

    Oh, most definitely!
    (How I would hate it when my older brother would pull that on me!)

  51. Smallthunder says:

    Forgot to mention that he would phrase it, even more annoyingly: WHY are you hitting yourself?

  52. *Half of Theresa fingers her pearls and looks down in disdain through her lorgnette* *half of Theresa cracks up making extremely unbecoming snorting noises*

  53. sleekityin says:

    Poor grey kitty is completely “under the paw”.

  54. januaryfarmer says:

    I know the feeling.

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