Dude, like, my limbs have stopped working the way I want them to… …hic, mumble mumble zzzzzzzzz
Cheers to Bradley Ireland Productions, and The Sloth Sanctuary!
Totally Sloth-Faced
July 19, 2012 By
Dude, like, my limbs have stopped working the way I want them to… …hic, mumble mumble zzzzzzzzz
Cheers to Bradley Ireland Productions, and The Sloth Sanctuary!
The name is Sloth. James Sloth. Completely unshaken and rarely stirs.
Said in best Brit accent: Brilliant!
Very good Dubyah1 ..very good !!!
Owns. Owns hard.
I believe that is a Barons de Slothschild Snoredeaux.
Or a slow gin fizz!
Or perhaps a Mai Tie-Tie
Jesus, how do we keep up with y’all?
A gin and catatonic
A sloth and slow-da
Or a rum and slowpoke
I think he’s searching for his lost shaker of salt.
Or maybe he’s found the Holy Grail.
You may find yourself in a beautiful house,
With a beautiful sloth,
And you may ask yourself,
Well, how did I get here?
Sloth as it ever was, Sloth as it EVER was
Yeah, for the Talking Heads shout out. Loved them and David Byrne. And although Oakley is still the champ, there sure is a lot of good competitive punning going on here.
Whoa – I think that is the bebeh sloth I saw in April. He’s all grown up now?! http://i.imgur.com/qzRKN.jpg
To drink, or not to drink? *ponder*
who in their right mind would put a sloth in a schooner?
don’t they have a proper snifter?
but why does one NEED TO be in his right MIND, to do this???
ohhh a bowl of Death by Chocolate Sloth.
Is that what they mean when they say “he’s in his cups” ?
*snerk*
“Once happy hour is over, I like to kick back and contemplate the meaning of life….and how I’m going to get out of this glass.”
hmmm Kari…that sounds like me after happy hour
*Checks rarely used wine glasses for baby sloths. Finds none. POUTS!*
Oh Em….GEE….is that for real?! It looks like a plush sloth I could buy…Does it come with the glass?!
That’s how I looked & felt after dinner tonight… shrimp fajitas & a gigante margarita !
(hic)
Very nice…..
Mudbug: didja notice, that everything you’ve been eating & drinking, ends in “ita”???
Dude, that cloud up there totally looks like that chick we met at that party that one time! Remember? That party? You remember, bro. We were so wasted.
In answer to the hovertext….
the same way we all get there, Mr Slothy Cute-Pants, exACTLY the same way *hic*
A SLOTHING WE WILL GO……….. (HICCUP !)
Jack you have debauched my sloth!
I think I’m being slowly (very slowly) slothmatized by CO!
I read an National Geographic article about a man who had work to do in, I think, Indonesia, who had adopted a young sloth as a household pet. The sloth adapted very fast, got over his fear quickly. He was (in the author’s opinion) the ideal pet; to take the most mundane aspect, they only defecate when it is raining, so once a day he would put the sloth on the clothesline and angle the garden hose to make rain. They had a small tree on the porch of their house, the sloth usually slept there, and he was always gentle-tempered, sociable, and curious. The reason they would not be suitable for pets in temperate zones are two- (1) they can’t take cold weather, at all, and (2) they have weak immune systems, they are prone to catch diseases if they socialize with too many other animals and/or people.
It’s like the Mad Hatter’s tea party, only with hard liquor.