Totally Sloth-Faced

Dude, like, my limbs have stopped working the way I want them to… …hic, mumble mumble zzzzzzzzz


Cheers to Bradley Ireland Productions, and The Sloth Sanctuary!

Comments

  1. dubyah1 says:

    The name is Sloth. James Sloth. Completely unshaken and rarely stirs.

  2. 260Oakley says:

    I believe that is a Barons de Slothschild Snoredeaux.

  3. Fleurdamour says:

    I think he’s searching for his lost shaker of salt.

  4. You may find yourself in a beautiful house,
    With a beautiful sloth,
    And you may ask yourself,
    Well, how did I get here?

  5. Whoa – I think that is the bebeh sloth I saw in April. He’s all grown up now?! http://i.imgur.com/qzRKN.jpg

  6. To drink, or not to drink? *ponder*

  7. fleurdamour says:

    Or maybe he’s found the Holy Grail.

  8. who in their right mind would put a sloth in a schooner?

    don’t they have a proper snifter?

  9. dubyah1 says:

    Sloth as it ever was, Sloth as it EVER was

  10. Or a slow gin fizz!

  11. SlaveToCat says:

    ohhh a bowl of Death by Chocolate Sloth.

  12. 260Oakley says:

    Or perhaps a Mai Tie-Tie

  13. Is that what they mean when they say “he’s in his cups” ?

  14. Kari Callin says:

    “Once happy hour is over, I like to kick back and contemplate the meaning of life….and how I’m going to get out of this glass.”

  15. Jesus, how do we keep up with y’all?

  16. Said in best Brit accent: Brilliant!

  17. fleurdamour says:

    Or a rum and slowpoke

  18. fleurdamour says:

    A gin and catatonic

  19. fleurdamour says:

    A sloth and slow-da

  20. Yeah, for the Talking Heads shout out. Loved them and David Byrne. And although Oakley is still the champ, there sure is a lot of good competitive punning going on here.

  21. 6rabbits says:

    *Checks rarely used wine glasses for baby sloths. Finds none. POUTS!*

  22. hmmm Kari…that sounds like me after happy hour ;)

  23. Oh Em….GEE….is that for real?! It looks like a plush sloth I could buy…Does it come with the glass?!

  24. That’s how I looked & felt after dinner tonight… shrimp fajitas & a gigante margarita !
    (hic)

  25. Dude, that cloud up there totally looks like that chick we met at that party that one time! Remember? That party? You remember, bro. We were so wasted.

  26. victoreia says:

    *snerk*

  27. bookmonstercats says:

    In answer to the hovertext….

    the same way we all get there, Mr Slothy Cute-Pants, exACTLY the same way *hic*

  28. bookmonstercats says:

    Very nice…..

  29. bob drummond says:

    Very good Dubyah1 ..very good !!!

  30. bob drummond says:

    A SLOTHING WE WILL GO……….. (HICCUP !)

  31. Fird Birfle says:

    Mudbug: didja notice, that everything you’ve been eating & drinking, ends in “ita”???

  32. Fird Birfle says:

    but why does one NEED TO be in his right MIND, to do this???

  33. Blue Footed Booby says:

    Owns. Owns hard.

  34. ladycrumb says:

    Jack you have debauched my sloth!

  35. I think I’m being slowly (very slowly) slothmatized by CO!

  36. John B Hodges says:

    I read an National Geographic article about a man who had work to do in, I think, Indonesia, who had adopted a young sloth as a household pet. The sloth adapted very fast, got over his fear quickly. He was (in the author’s opinion) the ideal pet; to take the most mundane aspect, they only defecate when it is raining, so once a day he would put the sloth on the clothesline and angle the garden hose to make rain. They had a small tree on the porch of their house, the sloth usually slept there, and he was always gentle-tempered, sociable, and curious. The reason they would not be suitable for pets in temperate zones are two- (1) they can’t take cold weather, at all, and (2) they have weak immune systems, they are prone to catch diseases if they socialize with too many other animals and/or people.

  37. fleurdamour says:

    It’s like the Mad Hatter’s tea party, only with hard liquor.

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