You’re The Next Contestant On The Price Is Right!

Aaaaaaaaaaah! I can’t believe it! Here I come, Drew Carey!

I hope he gets Plinko, Brinke G.



  1. skippymom says:

    At first I read the hovertext as “I’m gonna win that cat!” and I was wondering what a baby turtle would want with a cat….

  2. And then you wanted to offer him Eddy, right? 😉

  3. Aaaand we’ll be back to start this round somewhere around next March, which should give our contestant enough time to get here.

  4. Ali-Baba says:

    I hope his showcase includes a lifetime supply of strawberries!! 🙂

  5. skippymom says:

    You betcha. I was way disappointed when I realized it said car.

  6. steph moore says:

    No, No, NO. He’s all “STOP!! Hammer Time!”

    (Must recognize the fact that putting puffy pants on a turtle could be a bit difficult.)

  7. They will need to get a very very teeny wheel for him to spin to see if he gets into the showcase!

  8. Who knew toiltles could have jazz hands, er, flippers, er, webbed-finger thingies.

  9. “I’m the king of the world!!!”

  10. And don’t forget to spay and neuter your humans, er, pets.

  11. fyi, y’all, the mental image of a turtle doing the running man is hi-friggin-larious.

  12. And doing it in slow-mo no less 😆

  13. I learned a lot of my English watching Bob Barker on the Price is right and on Truth or consequences before that.

  14. If he does get Plinko he can just use himself to slide down the board and bounce off the pegs if he wants! (Turtles are formidable.)

  15. Theresa says:

    This. ^

  16. I love this.

  17. I’m afraid he might *be* Plinko!

  18. The Original Jane says:

    Wait, toilets, huh?

  19. bwahahaha CP…you’ve done it again. I love eet! 🙂

  20. Kari Callin says:

    I’m a bird! I’m a plane! I’m SUUUUU-per turtle!

  21. Here he comes to save the daaaaaaay !

  22. Where’s his cape? Super Turtle just HAS to have a cape!

  23. How out of touch am I?

    Drew Carey? What does he have to do with the Price is Right? Last I knew, he was hosting Whose Line Is It Anyway?

    (And what the heck [who the heck?] is Plinko???)

  24. Emmberrann says:

    Well, AB, Drew gets around a bit. Since Bob B decided to retire, and not a moment too soon, Drew got the assignment. I think that he still does “Whose Line, etc.” Whenever I see it on cable, he’s the host on that, too…..
    “Plinko” is a Japanese gambling game where you drop a disk or a coin onto a slanted board that has spikes coming out of it, and the coin falls into a slot at the bottom of the board that has a reward (or not). The “Price is Right” version is mega-sized, and if you get the coin in the right slot you might win money or a car or something. I think. I’m just full of information today. I think.

  25. Emmberrann says:

    Or not.

  26. Fird Birfle says:

    again I say “Poor Eddy” 🙂

  27. Fird Birfle says:

    also AB I can attest that for some crazy reason, even I who am/ are not an all-out
    gameshow person….Plinko really is pretty dang silly fun to watch.

  28. Fird Birfle says:

    Ennyboddy care to get into the mud to attempt to determine which type of car an adorable micro-toitle would select??? I’m gonna go old-school and say he wants a Beetle Bug as a vehicle. Simply for the cute factor.

  29. Fird Birfle says:

    also steph, your scenario brings to MY mind the “puffy SHIRT” bit/ Jerry Seinfeld ..

  30. One of my lifetime goals was to go on “The Price is Right” and kiss Bob Barker on the cheek. When I kick the bucket I’m doomed to be a ghost, as I will TOTALLY have unfinished business until I kiss that papery old-man cheek!!

  31. emmberrann says:

    Fird, do you think a Morris Mini might be a suitable cherce for a turtlet? Your thoughts?

  32. emmberrann says:

    Or maybe a smartcar? Oh, I know! A Segway! That would be perfection!

  33. Red Toenails says:

    That’s so what he said!!

  34. I bid $1, Bob.

  35. Fird Birfle says:


  36. Fird Birfle says:

    *goes to look up those two vehicles on the ‘Nets ….*

  37. That little guy is probably really scared or feeling threatened. That’s the only time when my turtle opens his beak. But he looks soooo cute.

  38. bob drummond says:

    Better make that “raw fish”, these types of turtles love meat not fruit -generally speaking !!!

  39. bob drummond says:

    Go that right , Mike !!!

  40. bob drummond says:

    Wait a minute ! Green Lantern didn’t wear a cape !!! Neither does Wonder Woman !

  41. bob drummond says:

    HAI !!!

  42. But their first names aren’t “Super” – they are “Green” and “Wonder”. (and Wonder Woman did wear a cape sometimes).

  43. edmundh says:

    No, turtlets should drive a Fiat 500!

  44. Meanwhile, I thought of Kermit the Frog’s arm-flailing yayyyyy.

  45. best headline evar!