Mower Power to You!

July 17, 2012 By

OK maam, that’s the grass all nice and mowed. Now have you got any hedges that need trimmed?

I could do you some real nice topiary. (leeeecks leeps)


Time to lay off the Miracle Grow, Jean Winters Olkonen.

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  1. cheshirekittehkat says:
    July 17, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Yummers!!! I just lurve greeneries, of any & all kinds:
    (my mama was a lawnmower) :roll:

  2. 260Oakley says:
    July 17, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Giraffe gets high on grass, starts turf war.

  3. skippymom says:
    July 17, 2012 at 11:48 am

    This picture makes me dizzy.

  4. Gigi says:
    July 17, 2012 at 11:56 am

    I want a giraffe gardner!

    Do I order a gardraffe or a giradner?

  5. Rachael says:
    July 17, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Wow, you can really see the curvature of the earth. *wink wink*

  6. edmundh says:
    July 17, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Now why couldn’t I find a giraffe when I was outside in 30+ Celsius heat mowing my lawn and sweating buckets?

  7. mie says:
    July 17, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    Am I wrong to believe that this might be the location where they took the picture that is the standard Windows XP desktop background?
    And if it is, why oh why did they not include Mr/Ms Giraffersons in the picture???

    • Theresa says:
      July 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm

      Are you telling me this isn’t a REAL giraffe photobomb? :cry:

      • mie says:
        July 17, 2012 at 1:08 pm

        Nonononono, I would never claim so! I’m only baffled about why the photographer did not choose turn their camera ever so slightly to the right to include into that shot the very real giraffe that was standing right there off-frame. :) I choose to believe that the photographer fell over (with or without the assistance of Mr/Ms G) after taking the XP picture, and the camera went off when it hit the ground, hence this pic. That’s my story and I’m sticking with it. :D

  8. Theresa says:
    July 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    PS: Giraffe lips INCOMING!!!

  9. meltinsmush says:
    July 17, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Too bad this guy didn’t know to ask Meester Geeraff for advice foist before he opened the bottle… http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/minnesota-man-accidentally-destroys-40-000-square-foot-180003749.html

  10. Martha in Washington says:
    July 17, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    I could really use a giraffe gardener in my back yard!

  11. Monique in TX says:
    July 18, 2012 at 7:27 am

    This is utter and complete nonsense. I can’t believe you put up this post. Everyone knows you don’t waste a good giraffe on the LAWN. They’re for trimming high trees and cleaning gutters. Sheesh!

    • luvstehQte says:
      July 18, 2012 at 7:35 am

      ooooh, where can i get a giraffe to clean my gutters and trim the trees????? i bet he wouldn’t call me relentlessly like my current cutter-cleaning service, either. or, if he did, it wouldn’t be nearly so irritating. :D

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