Friday Haiku: Quantum Leap

Your haiku subject:

Spring lamb in more ways than one

Hop to it, poets


  1. I am a Spring lamb.
    I jump on the fresh green grass.
    Join me, feel the joy!

  2. Boing boing boing boing boing
    boing sproing boing sproing
    leap caper prance.

  3. Blast my pre-coffee typing! The second line should have boing at the end…

  4. I was sure the last line was going to be:

    boing boing boing boing boing

  5. Fird Birfle says:

    I feel yer pain!!!!
    Wonderful, exuberant wordsmithery!!!

  6. Rachael says:

    Lamb jumping for joy
    Cavorting in the pasture
    Buttocks in the sky

  7. Fird Birfle says:

    my input is not in Haiku format.
    Lamb’s limbs have Slinkies inside ’em !!!

    *wanders off, humming the Slinky themesong*

  8. dubyah1 says:

    Suspended hoof-prance
    Plus privacy tailio;
    Sproing is in the air

  9. dubyah1 says:

    Overlords memo:
    Next lambikin or kid pic
    Will request ‘Prance-Hance’!

  10. You beat me to it – I was going to try to come up with one including privacy tailio, but now I don’t have to! :)

  11. Sproingy sproingy boing boing boingy
    My rear is in the air
    My field and house are so affluent
    I am blessed

  12. spring is in the air
    and so are the lamb’s buttocks,
    movement suspended

  13. skippymom says:


  14. Saffron says:

    I am Hoverlamb!
    See me float over the grass.
    Who needs gravity??

  15. bob drummond says:

    sO WHERE’S HOVER DOG & HOVERBALL KITTY ??? Lets make it a trio !

  16. Walking is for chumps!
    I think I’ll just sproing my way
    back to mom. Snack time?

  17. Floating fluffy ‘tocks
    Curly, twirly lambykins
    Want to snorgle now

  18. butterball buttocks
    on display for all to see
    turkey? or lamb(c)hop?

  19. 260Oakley says:

    For a unique trip
    Fly with Ewe-nited Airways
    Always a bah-rgain.

  20. Oakley can even pun in haiku form!
    Wild applause!!

  21. dgerish says:

    seconded! And I just flew Delta. Never again! Only Ewe-nited for me!

  22. Katrina says:

    Tocks and sock and hocks
    Lurkensproing and gamboling
    Gravity? Over there.

  23. inky-stinky says:

    one small step for lamb
    one giant boing for lambkind
    mission accomplish

  24. Fird Birfle says:


  25. sleekityin says:

    Engage turbo sproing,
    Set privacy tailio,
    And we have lift off.

  26. Fird Birfle says:


  27. sleekityin says:


  28. My stomach grumbles
    What’s for dinner this Spring day?
    Lamb tocks, mint jelly

  29. Fird Birfle says:


  30. bob drummond says:

    Yeah, Firdie ! I know what you’re thinking ! ( lambchops on C.O. ? Verboten !!!)

  31. Sproinging hoofular
    I am a leaf on the wind
    This leap fantastic

  32. “Hoofular” FTW!

  33. skippymom says:

    Flying lambie bum
    really is the cutest thing
    I have ever seen.

  34. [shaking head sadly…] Again, with the cutest thing ever?!?

  35. skippymom says:

    You took the bait, ceejoe. hahahahahahaha

  36. I wouldn’t want to disappoint you. ;)

  37. skippymom says:

    Have I ever mentioned that you are my favorite person in the whole world?

  38. Soft underbelly
    Leaping joyfully o’er grass
    Springing into Spring

  39. Sasha's Mum says:

    Boing boing boing boing boing
    Gravity is for wussies
    (Can you see my tocks?)

  40. Leaping and Sproinging
    Spring Lamb Capers Happily
    Picture Perfect View.

  41. This little lamb went “boing”
    This little lamb went “sproing, boing, sproing”
    All the way home. Boing!

  42. Wee airborne lambski
    Sproinging for the joy of it
    Cutest butt evar

  43. Green meadow beckons;
    (Do my ‘tocks make me look fat?)
    Up, up and away!

  44. Bea!!!! Is that you??? Where have you been since last year?? :shock:

  45. Joyful the jumping
    Grateful springing lamb leaps
    Plays with happiness

  46. Grateful springing lamb leaps high

  47. Dorsey Stone says:

    Lunch awaits, tic-tock!
    No time to be standing ’round
    Staring at my tocks

  48. Spriong little hooves fly
    Sideways leap of happy lamb
    dewy grass cushion

  49. This and the panda lead me to wonder if we’re getting ready for ‘Tocktober early?

  50. noellesbootcutkittenpants says:

    Are you familiar with the Random Haiku generator? I refreshed until I found something more or less apt:

    fie the running went! hark!
    Oh! basking peeking shoe.
    Denmark works aptly

  51. lds7yrs says:

    I bow to your greatness. This is awesome! My new favourite!! :D

  52. How do I do this?
    Sh! it’s a lamb-y secret:
    Back faster than front

  53. noellesbootcutkittenpants says:

    In this I think that
    Kittens may be kin to sheep
    ‘Tocks too fast for feet

  54. Super Lamb is odd
    He backed into his powers
    Which makes flying weird.

  55. dreamwver says:

    Hey I can’t help it

    My butt looks just like a face

    Cute from all angles


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