Every Book Club, She Gets Like This

“… So I just finished Fifty Shades of Grey, and (mmn, this Merlot is heavenly!) and my husband Wendell (sluurrrrp!) is in for a few surprises in bed tonight (just a little more, honey, top me off), if you know what I meanbrbbllbrbllblrblll…


“MAXIMUM SCHNOZZLE ACTION HERE!!!” says Brinke G.

33 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Saffron says:

    Mmm…woodsy with just a whisper of ant. Perfect!

  2. Beth (in MD) says:

    I fear I look somewhat similar at happy hours…

  3. phred's mom says:

    and a haunting whisper of formic acid…heavenly

  4. phred's mom says:

    also, how many of us are fortunate enough to have an anteater
    in the laundry room?

  5. Gigi says:

    She’ll have a nose full before long!

  6. tracylee says:

    hmmm…
    apparently my spirit animal is a wino anteater…
    who knew? *shrug*

  7. SlaveToCat says:

    Oh boy does Ant Brinke like to tip a few back at family reunions.

    You know it is time to cut back on the Merlot when your coat takes on the same hue.

  8. Martha in Washington says:

    Oh Man!! My friends had all PROMISED that they’d deleted those photos! :blush:

  9. AuntieBellum says:

    I don’t know why, but the image of blowing bubbles in your merlot like a 4-year-old just tickles me. :mrgreen:

    (Probably tickles the anteater snoot, too…)

    • Blue Footed Booby says:

      I’ve laughed and had wine come out my nose. It was not pleasant. Not as bad as when it happens with rum, but still unpleasant.

  10. Mamabear says:

    I love the way the paws…claws…hands…appendages are crossed. So prim and proper.

  11. Kar says:
    • Theresa says:

      Can’t take her anywhere. Next thing you know, she’s waving her underthings around and yelling “@#$@$, I’M AN ANTEATER!”

    • Earwig says:

      Yay! I love Pua. Is it dreadful I recognised her from the washing machine? If it is Pua, I remember she’s rather fond of cranberry juice.

  12. Mudbug says:

    I don’t know what an ant eater feels like but if it’s as “silky smooth” as it looks…..
    I WANT ONE !!!!!

  13. Theresa says:

    Is it Pua? :D She’s getting a snootful. :D

  14. Fleurdamour says:

    I think I know what’s in that glass – Chi-ant-i.

  15. Fird Birfle says:

    *looks to the left and to the right*

    “erm ….”

    RUNS FOR THA HILLS

  16. I’ve just had tee many martoonies!!

  17. so funny picture xD And text too!!