Every Book Club, She Gets Like This

“… So I just finished Fifty Shades of Grey, and (mmn, this Merlot is heavenly!) and my husband Wendell (sluurrrrp!) is in for a few surprises in bed tonight (just a little more, honey, top me off), if you know what I meanbrbbllbrbllblrblll…



  1. Mmm…woodsy with just a whisper of ant. Perfect!

  2. Very good!

  3. hmm: do i detect a soupcon of formic acid in the finish?

  4. Beth (in MD) says:

    I fear I look somewhat similar at happy hours…

  5. phred's mom says:

    and a haunting whisper of formic acid…heavenly

  6. dubyah1 says:


  7. phred's mom says:

    also, how many of us are fortunate enough to have an anteater
    in the laundry room?

  8. She’ll have a nose full before long!

  9. hmmm…
    apparently my spirit animal is a wino anteater…
    who knew? *shrug*

  10. Apparently this is what happens when you mix wine and spirits.

  11. SlaveToCat says:

    Oh boy does Ant Brinke like to tip a few back at family reunions.

    You know it is time to cut back on the Merlot when your coat takes on the same hue.

  12. Martha in Washington says:

    Oh Man!! My friends had all PROMISED that they’d deleted those photos! :blush:

  13. Martha in Washington says:


  14. Fird Birfle says:

    poor Martha ….nice fur coat, there, though …

  15. I don’t know why, but the image of blowing bubbles in your merlot like a 4-year-old just tickles me. :mrgreen:

    (Probably tickles the anteater snoot, too…)

  16. Blue Footed Booby says:

    I’ve laughed and had wine come out my nose. It was not pleasant. Not as bad as when it happens with rum, but still unpleasant.

  17. Mamabear says:

    I love the way the paws…claws…hands…appendages are crossed. So prim and proper.

  18. Yay! I love Pua. Is it dreadful I recognised her from the washing machine? If it is Pua, I remember she’s rather fond of cranberry juice.

  19. Especially the carbonated kind. Such a spoiled little girl…

  20. Rachael says:

    Yes, it is kinda pathetic. But in a good way! :)

    Now I’m in love with Pua too.♥♥♥

  21. Can’t take her anywhere. Next thing you know, she’s waving her underthings around and yelling “@#$@$, I’M AN ANTEATER!”

  22. Fird Birfle says:

    Anteaters wear underthings????? 8-O wow, man ……..

  23. I don’t know what an ant eater feels like but if it’s as “silky smooth” as it looks…..
    I WANT ONE !!!!!

  24. It does look so silky!

  25. Theresa says:

    Is it Pua? :D She’s getting a snootful. :D

  26. I think I know what’s in that glass – Chi-ant-i.

  27. dubyah1 says:

    FTW II!

  28. Give Fleurdamour the one million dollar prize, please!

  29. Fird Birfle says:

    Here ya go!! (ALLEGEDLY a million dollar bill ….)

  30. Fird Birfle says:

    *looks to the left and to the right*

    “erm ….”


  31. I’ve just had tee many martoonies!!

  32. so funny picture xD And text too!!


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