Every Book Club, She Gets Like This

“… So I just finished Fifty Shades of Grey, and (mmn, this Merlot is heavenly!) and my husband Wendell (sluurrrrp!) is in for a few surprises in bed tonight (just a little more, honey, top me off), if you know what I meanbrbbllbrbllblrblll…




  1. Mmm…woodsy with just a whisper of ant. Perfect!

  2. Beth (in MD) says:

    I fear I look somewhat similar at happy hours…

  3. phred's mom says:

    and a haunting whisper of formic acid…heavenly

  4. phred's mom says:

    also, how many of us are fortunate enough to have an anteater
    in the laundry room?

  5. She’ll have a nose full before long!

  6. hmmm…
    apparently my spirit animal is a wino anteater…
    who knew? *shrug*

  7. SlaveToCat says:

    Oh boy does Ant Brinke like to tip a few back at family reunions.

    You know it is time to cut back on the Merlot when your coat takes on the same hue.

  8. Martha in Washington says:

    Oh Man!! My friends had all PROMISED that they’d deleted those photos! :blush:

  9. Martha in Washington says:


  10. I don’t know why, but the image of blowing bubbles in your merlot like a 4-year-old just tickles me. :mrgreen:

    (Probably tickles the anteater snoot, too…)

  11. Mamabear says:

    I love the way the paws…claws…hands…appendages are crossed. So prim and proper.

  12. Blue Footed Booby says:

    I’ve laughed and had wine come out my nose. It was not pleasant. Not as bad as when it happens with rum, but still unpleasant.

  13. Very good!

  14. I don’t know what an ant eater feels like but if it’s as “silky smooth” as it looks…..
    I WANT ONE !!!!!

  15. Theresa says:

    Is it Pua? 😀 She’s getting a snootful. 😀

  16. I think I know what’s in that glass – Chi-ant-i.

  17. Fird Birfle says:

    *looks to the left and to the right*

    “erm ….”


  18. Fird Birfle says:

    poor Martha ….nice fur coat, there, though …

  19. dubyah1 says:


  20. dubyah1 says:

    FTW II!

  21. Give Fleurdamour the one million dollar prize, please!

  22. Apparently this is what happens when you mix wine and spirits.

  23. Can’t take her anywhere. Next thing you know, she’s waving her underthings around and yelling “@#$@$, I’M AN ANTEATER!”

  24. Yay! I love Pua. Is it dreadful I recognised her from the washing machine? If it is Pua, I remember she’s rather fond of cranberry juice.

  25. Rachael says:

    Yes, it is kinda pathetic. But in a good way! 🙂

    Now I’m in love with Pua too.♥♥♥

  26. Especially the carbonated kind. Such a spoiled little girl…

  27. It does look so silky!

  28. Fird Birfle says:

    Here ya go!! (ALLEGEDLY a million dollar bill ….)

  29. Fird Birfle says:

    Anteaters wear underthings????? 😯 wow, man ……..

  30. hmm: do i detect a soupcon of formic acid in the finish?

  31. I’ve just had tee many martoonies!!

  32. so funny picture xD And text too!!