Or put this tiny morsel of cuteness in your mouth. Ooooh! Or your pocket. Then you and your pocket pup can go anywhere together – restaurants, grocery stores, boring old work meetings, church, the dentist’s. Every day and every activity would be so much better if it had this puppy in it.
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*scuttling sideways into picture* I PEENCH!
Aww, Theresa, you beat me to eet.
I’m thinking of that Toyota commerical. “That’s not a real puppy…. that’s too small to be a real puppy.”
best part.
Ya too small and too cute to be real. I demand to be on the snorggle tummy poke panel to prove this pup is real.
I’m Crrrrushing you. I’m crrrshing your head!
That was my first thought too! (Though I don’t think The Headcrusher ever crushed any puppies — that would be just wrong.)
That’s one of my favorite skits of all time!
Does anyone know what breed it is exactly and how you can get one (for real, not just gushing)?
Maltese. They can be found on the internet under teacup maltese.
Thank you. I had no idea they could be so small. I wonder if this is a puppy and will get bigger?
Teacup dogs are so precious, but they are so fragile, it’s scary!
I think you meant to say “prosh”
Unfortunately even their innards are extremely fragile. I’ve read that even a case of diarrhea it can be fatal. Whoever thinks of getting a super tiny teacup should do some research to avoid devastating heartbreak.
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on the other hand, “teacup” and “diarrhea” in one sentence is a great appetite suppressant!
do ya think that the d-word by itself, might jist do tha trick???
*squelches a belch*
1) Are we sure this isn’t Shopped? 2) It reminds me of those things shaped like teddy bears & koalas & pandas & such that you clip onto stuff by squeezing the back.
yeah, weren’t those popular in the last century? i’ve seen them on “antiques roadshow.”
I wouldn’t say “shopped,” but I wouldn’t be hugely surprised to learn it was a stuffed toy.
IN FACT I myself am feelin’ so DOWNRIGHT ORNERY that I’m just gonna insist that it IS a dang stuffed toy. Ain’t NO WAY in heaven or the other place, that that’s a living animule.
Sits in Ornery, Disbelieving Chair.
I can see that resemblance, LLM!
I’d vote for ‘forced perspective’, where the hand is actually much closer to the camera than the puppy. It’s one of the ways the hobbits and dwarfs (played by normal-sized actors) were made smaller than than the humans in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and has a long history in both still photography and movies. (In the original Ben Hur, sometime in the ’20s I believe, the crowds-in-the-stadium were actually models, with foosball-like levers to make them move, shot in forced perspective to appear distant and with lowered depth-of-field to make them indistinct and out of focus to preserve the illusion…)
The stripes caused me to drool a little bit.
I agree – it’s like, he wasn’t cute enough, oh, no, they had to put him in a stripy OUTFIT.
EXACTLY! He was already adorable but a striped outfit had to be included?
OMG the stripey outfit didn’t even register with me ’cause I was so mesmerized by those shoebutton eyes. It’s TOO MUCH. [puts head down to avoid fainting]
There’s your proof of physical evolution right there, people. Natural or Human selection, doesn’t matter. We turned wolves in to THAT.
And THAT, ladies and gents, is a damn shame! Who do we think we are, gods?
(Everybidy knows *cats* are gods, not hoomins!)
EveryBODY! Wretched virtual keyboard!
repeat after moi, v:
ALL KEYBOARDS R EEBIL
Puppy in a onesie? Are you frickin’ kidding me?!? *thud*
Dang it, got myself mod-lounged. Friday afternoon, though, so there must be some happy beverages flowing …
Sasha’s Mum- what can I get you? something alcoholic? A spritzer?
Happy Beverages are required in the mod lounge.
I have pink elephant swizzle sticks… [seriously I do] Shall we use those?
(Did anyone ever think about “swizzle” – like, is it a verb??)
iDog?
:LIKE:
Ha! Apple Corp – “We Innovate, You Buy!” I’m not an Apple Autobuyer, but I would totally buy an iDog. Maybe a small herd of them!
You mean a litter.
Holy moley. So cute it is almost impossible. Looks like a puppeh created by the Hello Kitty folks…
That’s IT! High time to introduce “Hello Puppy”™. Remember, you saw it here first! Nikki thought of it but I trademarked it so we’ll work out a deal…
I had a reply here earlier about Hello Puppy™ that disappeared.. into the Mod Lounge? Anyway I’m still working out the deal with Nikki about how to split the money… Her idea, my Trade Mark.
I see the problem.
HelloPuppeh™ vs that other spelling dropped my comments off into the Mod Lounge. Nikki,let’s talk about how to divvy up the proceeds. Your idea, my Trade Mark.
The claw is my master!
boop overdose. Lawzy, what a face!
I have a pocket, why is there no puppeh in it ????
It’s sad, isn’t it. When I think about all the pockets I have and the clear lack of pups living in them…well, it’s a darn shame. I feel your pain, Gigi!
where do the batteries go?
Niiiiiiiice, Cambridge. Nice.
poopy face needs a kiss!
I think puppers disapproves of the peeench.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *grabby hands and runs* hey…i’ve behaved for a few weeks now. You had to expect me to start stealing cute puppers at some point.
Is that a tribble with legs?
Uh guys? There’s a wind-up key on his back.
*Entirely b’lieves this*
My flying squirrel can kick dat poopies butttt.
(Piglet, look, fresh meat)
You have a flying squizz-irrel?? Named PIGLET????
At 125 grams, the name fits her to a tee.
I so wish this had a sound clip attached. I want to hear his/hear leetle bark! Is that a preemie onesie or what!? I need more infos.
Oh – just remembered this. I had a stuffed animal Pomeranian that walked then sat back and yipped (the kind they would have in a little corral in toy stores, driving the employees nuts.) Once, after he had walked and yipped a few times, our cat Gus picked him up by the scruff of the neck and took him off somewhere, like a wayward kitten. Ha!
probably to the land of missing socks, pacifiers, glasses and $100 bills.
*shifty eyes*
ummmm…..Sharpy….kin u gib mee direkshons there….I just wanna match up some….SOX, yeah THAT’s it!!!
*innocent whistle*
I had a white toy kitten that did that – walked a few steps, “sat”, squeaked?, then walked some more and did it all again! Can’t remember what sized batteries it took…!
Do NOT, under any circumstances, Google “teacup maltese” and look at the Images results! Avert thine eyes!! I only took a couple of glances and am now incapacitated for the rest of the day.
*gits SKEERED*
*averts eyes*
Again with the sick little teacup puppies. Cute overload, why do you keep disappointing me by giving these people free advertising space? These are runts and malnourished puppies, kept underfed to keep them small until somebody buys them!
yes, i agree! poor little guys…
Not sure that I agree with breeding very fragile canine and feline breeds like those mushkins or even English bulldogs either but you gotta admit this is a cutie.
If I had that puppy in my pocket, it would feel like 70 degrees here, not 105.
He’s like the opposite of a makkuro kurosuke. Can you have white dust sprites??
When I was a kid, my sister and I would sometimes put our hamster in a wicker purse and bring her to church with us. Looking back, I’m not sure why my mom let us do this, and why nobody ever said anything about it…
My Bunny’s head is bigger than this little morsel!