Hello Folks! It’s me, Dr. Fuzzbrain, with today’s scientifical tip! If you ever look at your carpet, chances are you will wonder, how old is it? Elementary my dears! All you do is count the growth rings. There is one ring for every year of your carpet’s life! Of course, to do this you must first chop the carpet down, as I have just done. Look out below!
Next time just give him a paper towel tube, jpockele.