Start Your Day With Cup-O-Monkey

Wake up to the smooth proshness of Cup-O-Monkey™. Three adorable varieties: Marmoset, Tamarin, and Capuchin-o. Now caffeine-free (because quite frankly they’re jumpy enough to start with).


  1. Theresa says:


  2. Marmoset there’d be days like this?

  3. joools in PDX says:

    Owwww. Nice!

  4. Marmose..? Ugh.

  5. Linda Vickerson says:

    There’d be days like this, my marmoset!

  6. I can’t choose, so I’ll take one of each!

  7. Theresa says:

    Two hard-boiled eggs! HONK!

  8. fleurdamour says:

    I’ll have a monkey-ato.

  9. victoreia says:


  10. kittyisinnocent says:

    Ugh, I wish that guy wasn’t actually selling marmosets. And keeping a black leopard in a cage.

  11. BiancaD says:


  12. Marmoset knock you out….

  13. YAY!

  14. Sasha's Mum says:

    Ok, the music was fine … but I’d much rather have the meeping monkey sounds! Can we have an alternate soundtrack version please?

  15. roastpotato says:


  16. That’s what I was thinking !

  17. and meeping monkey – lovely word – I shall want to use that – never heard that before but it is very well suited to the cute little voice – I think possibly a Capuchin-o would be my choice – hate to insult the lil critters but they seem so “human”

  18. The best part of waking up
    Is monkey in your cuuuuuuup!

  19. LOL

  20. Mamabear says:

    I LOVE that song! We sing it a little different in our house, though. Kids, ya know.

    The best part of waking up
    is vultures in your heeeart!

    When my (now 20 year old) son was a wee one he thought that’s what they were saying and we all thought it was a MUCH better ditty. Go ahead. Sing it like that. I sorta does sound like what they are saying.

  21. SlaveToCat says:

    Maybe that’s what happened to the Red Sox ;)

  22. “Baby Monkey,
    Baby Monkey,
    standing in a cup,
    Baby Monkey.”

    {with apologies to the original lyricist}

  23. dgerish says:

    Oooh, I thought of that too! Not your version, the original.

  24. 260Oakley says:

    The very latest in cup-holders

  25. So perfect. *bows to oakley’s prowess*

  26. Mamabear says:

    This is EXACTLY what I said when I watched this cup o’ monkey clip:

  27. I need a monkey in a cup. Please send to me RIGHT NOW PLEASE!!!!

  28. The cuteologiest in me went “squee.” The world music DJ went “what is this music?” Anybody know? It’s just the kind of thing I play on my show.

  29. ams1001 says:

    I’m diggin’ the music too. The video was posted by these folks:, maybe they’ll tell you what the music is :)

  30. That’s some of your best work, NTMTOM!

  31. I like! It’s funny… = )

  32. fleurdamour says:

    This coffee is a primate blend.

  33. SlaveToCat says:

    Dark Roast

  34. dubyah1 says:

    I’m not a coffee fan, so perhaps some GrrrrApe juice or Orang Crush with my Gorilla’d cheese sammich?

  35. Cambridge Rat Mom says:

    So tiny.

  36. Tell me his name is Joe, please…

  37. Mamabear says:

    Actually, his name is Joseph, but he said that you can call him “Joe”.

  38. SlaveToCat says:

    Well good morning and nice to meet you Mr. Joe Black…… swooons and falls down ded.

  39. Hair of the monkey that bit you? *rim shot*

  40. fleurdamour says:

    That is a damn fine cup of coffee.

  41. murkle46 says:

    The poor little fellow looks unhappy about his predicament.The towel looks like it was placed to attract the marmoset to it,as a refuge of comfort.

  42. O.k. Now I’m ticked off ! None of the clay I make cups with comes with
    baby monkeys ! I am going to have a serious talk with my clay supplier !
    Harumph !!!!

  43. victoreia says:


  44. No one has asked for Mon-kay Oh-lay!

  45. Rachael says:

    Just one word: WANT!!!!

  46. Not sure about this video, should it have a Cute or Sad tag?
    This baby looks very unhappy and seems to be calling for mom…makes me a little uncomfortable :(

  47. dgerish says:

    And of course NOMTOM and y’all knew this, but the pedant in me can’t resist: capuchin monkeys got their names from the Capuchin monks who invented cappucino. Excellent triple entrendre there!


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