Start Your Day With Cup-O-Monkey

Wake up to the smooth proshness of Cup-O-Monkey™. Three adorable varieties: Marmoset, Tamarin, and Capuchin-o. Now caffeine-free (because quite frankly they’re jumpy enough to start with).

47 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Theresa says:

    MARMOSET MARMOSET!

  2. kittyisinnocent says:

    Ugh, I wish that guy wasn’t actually selling marmosets. And keeping a black leopard in a cage.

  3. David says:

    Marmoset knock you out….

  4. Sasha's Mum says:

    Ok, the music was fine … but I’d much rather have the meeping monkey sounds! Can we have an alternate soundtrack version please?

  5. E.a. Solinas says:

    The best part of waking up
    Is monkey in your cuuuuuuup!

    • LOL

    • Mamabear says:

      I LOVE that song! We sing it a little different in our house, though. Kids, ya know.

      The best part of waking up
      is vultures in your heeeart!

      When my (now 20 year old) son was a wee one he thought that’s what they were saying and we all thought it was a MUCH better ditty. Go ahead. Sing it like that. I sorta does sound like what they are saying.

    • SlaveToCat says:

      Maybe that’s what happened to the Red Sox ;)

  6. Elaine says:

    “Baby Monkey,
    Baby Monkey,
    standing in a cup,
    Baby Monkey.”

    {with apologies to the original lyricist}

  7. 260Oakley says:

    The very latest in cup-holders

  8. Mamabear says:

    This is EXACTLY what I said when I watched this cup o’ monkey clip:

  9. Wicked says:

    I need a monkey in a cup. Please send to me RIGHT NOW PLEASE!!!!

  10. Decca says:

    The cuteologiest in me went “squee.” The world music DJ went “what is this music?” Anybody know? It’s just the kind of thing I play on my show.

  11. Chris says:

    That’s some of your best work, NTMTOM!

  12. Ana says:

    I like! It’s funny… = )

  13. fleurdamour says:

    This coffee is a primate blend.

  14. Cambridge Rat Mom says:

    So tiny.

  15. NH says:

    Tell me his name is Joe, please…

    • Mamabear says:

      Actually, his name is Joseph, but he said that you can call him “Joe”.

      • SlaveToCat says:

        Well good morning and nice to meet you Mr. Joe Black…… swooons and falls down ded.

  16. Anita says:

    Hair of the monkey that bit you? *rim shot*

  17. fleurdamour says:

    That is a damn fine cup of coffee.

  18. murkle46 says:

    The poor little fellow looks unhappy about his predicament.The towel looks like it was placed to attract the marmoset to it,as a refuge of comfort.

  19. Mudbug says:

    O.k. Now I’m ticked off ! None of the clay I make cups with comes with
    baby monkeys ! I am going to have a serious talk with my clay supplier !
    Harumph !!!!

  20. ^oo^ says:

    No one has asked for Mon-kay Oh-lay!

  21. Rachael says:

    Just one word: WANT!!!!

  22. elishab. says:

    Not sure about this video, should it have a Cute or Sad tag?
    This baby looks very unhappy and seems to be calling for mom…makes me a little uncomfortable :(

  23. dgerish says:

    And of course NOMTOM and y’all knew this, but the pedant in me can’t resist: capuchin monkeys got their names from the Capuchin monks who invented cappucino. Excellent triple entrendre there!