That was definitely me senior year when I couldn’t avoid the 8 am classes. Doesn’t help that I didn’t even start working on stuff till after the Bob Costas show. Yes that dates me.
I call a Title IX Clause!!
I’m (allegedly) a female of the species and I wear shorts and usually sandals, even in the middle of winter. Unless it’s, like, ACTUALLY twenty degrees outside (which occasionally DOES occur in Jax, believe it or not). Then, I might put on a heavy shirt, socks and some long pants.
Signed,
Sixty-five degrees is shirtsleeve weather.
OK, 65 degrees does not constitute winter where I live… minus temperatures, that’s what I think of when someone says winter. Sandals= frostbite up here in Canada. And we STILL get some guys walking around in shorts!!
Professor X has three statistics classes: 8:00, 9:00 and 10:00. He has found over the years that the probability of a student falling asleep in class at least once during the semester is 85% for the 8:00 class, 60% for the 9:00 class, and 40% for the 10:00 class.
This year, one of his students, Miss Erma Nightliver, set a record by falling asleep in class 10 times. What is the probability that she is in the 8:00 class?
I wondered why everybody kept looking at me and smothering a laugh — until I hit that problem…
(Although I must admit, the prof’s options were somewhat limited – I was making a solid A…)
Firstly, impressed by the A in statistics! Secondly, that was me in my
&#@*&^@-mindnumbing-7:30 am-4-days-a-week
“Introduction to Education in the Elementary School” class.
My prof was no where near amused. ( More like southwest
of insulted.)
with nicitating membrane firmly in place, figures out the whole deal with general relativity; i went to school with a whole bunch of these guys. all they discovered was how many people really liked gourds and yes that was really janis joplin across the street. (from me. what a gorgeous voice)
another incomprehensible entry by
dancer. her brains are in her feet.
What a slacker! But with that face, he can get away with just about anything.
I thought the same thing, pretty much in exactly the same words.
hah! went to college with this guy? I was this
guygirl!(but not as a result of video games)
(and not nearly as cute as this one)
(nor as whiskery)
signed,
I dig parentheses
Tracylee…were you that student in my class??!!!
That was definitely me senior year when I couldn’t avoid the 8 am classes. Doesn’t help that I didn’t even start working on stuff till after the Bob Costas show. Yes that dates me.
And coffee? I had a five-pot a day habit.
Bob Costas is great.
Slides a pot of coffee under his nose and hangs donuts off of each whisker.
Hmmm….I think I’ve had this character in my class. Looks strangely familiar…must be the whiskers.
Looks more like a food coma than a late night with and Xbox.
…darned fingers….mumble, mumble…
It’s ALWAYS the fault of the COMPUTER or the keyboard, jujube.
ALWAYS.
Also the guy who wore shorts and sandals even in the middle of winter….
*raises hand*
I call a Title IX Clause!!
I’m (allegedly) a female of the species and I wear shorts and usually sandals, even in the middle of winter. Unless it’s, like, ACTUALLY twenty degrees outside (which occasionally DOES occur in Jax, believe it or not). Then, I might put on a heavy shirt, socks and some long pants.
Signed,
Sixty-five degrees is shirtsleeve weather.
OK, 65 degrees does not constitute winter where I live… minus temperatures, that’s what I think of when someone says winter. Sandals= frostbite up here in Canada. And we STILL get some guys walking around in shorts!!
bbbbrrrrrrr ! My teeth R chattering – Like a pair of castinets !
. . . Walks around naked, leaves the bathroom door open . . .
*hides*
(I DON”T do the first one; yes, I HAVE been known to leave the bathroom door open, though….)
If I don’t leave my bathroom door open, two of my kittehs become quite concerned. I think they’re convinced I’ll fall in unless they can watch me!
I’ve had one of these! They are so adorable.
I love it!
Okay, imagine a teeny red hat trimmed with white on his leetle hed…I swear he is Hamster Claus!
Quick! Draw a tiny mustache on his face while he sleeps!
Question on my statistics final:
Professor X has three statistics classes: 8:00, 9:00 and 10:00. He has found over the years that the probability of a student falling asleep in class at least once during the semester is 85% for the 8:00 class, 60% for the 9:00 class, and 40% for the 10:00 class.
This year, one of his students, Miss Erma Nightliver, set a record by falling asleep in class 10 times. What is the probability that she is in the 8:00 class?
I wondered why everybody kept looking at me and smothering a laugh — until I hit that problem…
(Although I must admit, the prof’s options were somewhat limited – I was making a solid A…)
Firstly, impressed by the A in statistics!
Secondly, that was me in my
&#@*&^@-mindnumbing-7:30 am-4-days-a-week
“Introduction to Education in the Elementary School” class.
My prof was no where near amused. ( More like southwest
of insulted.)
with nicitating membrane firmly in place, figures out the whole deal with general relativity; i went to school with a whole bunch of these guys. all they discovered was how many people really liked gourds and yes that was really janis joplin across the street. (from me. what a gorgeous voice)
another incomprehensible entry by
dancer. her brains are in her feet.
My first reaction on seeing this post:
“Marvin!! how are you doin? H’aint seen you in ages!”