Slurrpitty Durrpitty

The great philotsafur, René Des-cats says, “I drink, therefore I am (cute).”

Truer words were never spoken, Dirigentens !



  1. Theresa says:

    What kind of kitty is that!?

  2. Alice Shortcake says:


    *Thrusts a cloth through the screen, gently wipes mouf*

  3. Birdcage says:

    Oh for the love of PETE, could you not WARN a gal about a meelk-faced kittayn before I take a sip of diet coke as I’m navigating over to CO?????

  4. 😆 NOPE 😆

  5. Why do you think I avoid drinking anything at my computer?

  6. fleurdamour says:

    Who knew Cat-tesian cat-ionalism could be so cute?

  7. What are they feeding that kitteh, gruel?
    Is it’s name Oliver ?
    And can he have some more?

  8. A Burmese

  9. Kari Callin says:

    “I DISTINCTLY asked for whole milk with my gruel. THIS is non-fat. Look into my eyes and sense the tone!”

  10. I think it’s a siamese by those darkened points.

    And seriously? A silver spoon? At least tell me that it’s sterling for her majesty, she won’t stand for just plate.

  11. skippymom says:

    Rene Descartes is in a bar. He finishes his drink and the bartender says, “Would you like another?” Descartes says “I think not” and he disappears.

  12. Yes! A Burmese! Beautiful, tiny, trouble-making Burmese!


    The Zen Buddhist says to the hot dog vendor “Make me one with everything.”

  14. , skippymom; I finally, “got” the joke…lol.

  15. yes, that’s the classic…
    See this ; it is “kind of” cute..

  16. Fird Birfle says:

    I’m so nerdy that I got all tangled and forgot the point of the commercial b/c I fell in LURVE wit da teeny-tineeee toitle !!!!!!!


  17. Fird Birfle says:

    also heard as:

    “Don’t you LOOK at me, in that tone of voice!!!!8-O”

  18. LOL, that is my fav bit too…lol

  19. Fird Birfle says:

    Mr Bumble: “MOOOOOOOORE?????”

  20. Fird Birfle says:

    Sounds like a wonderful kitty to ME !!!!

  21. you Kant be serious..

  22. Between the itty bitty teeny weeny very very cute li’l kitty and Pyrit’s amazing ddoouubblle entres, I am DED, people. Ded from the Qte and the Clevaire!!

  23. I have it on good authority that, yes, that is, indeed, a. silver. spoon.

  24. victoreia says:

    Birdcage, haven’t you learned yet?!?!?!?!? (JK) *ducking*

  25. What ???? Doesn’t everyone know milk is good for the complexion ?

  26. emmberrann says:

    Maybe this is the kitteh’s first slurp of semi-solid foods? I know it takes a few tries to get the hang of having not just meelks to eat…

  27. Many races believe that the cosmos was created by some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.

  28. fleurdamour says:

    I am.

  29. That better be a Francis I pattern, her grace doesn’t approve of Buttercup of Alpine Lace patterns.

  30. I was thinking it was a Tonkinese. Don’t Burmese have flatter faces?

  31. Wahaha! The coming of the Great White Handkerchief!

  32. bob drummond says:

    I loved the part with the little turtle !

  33. bob drummond says:

    Before I go ,I have question to ask – don’t burmese cats also come in “blue “?

  34. kitty says ” i hatez yogurtz’

  35. inky-stinky says:

    Silver has anti-microbial/antibiotic properties, which one of the reasons it became popular as silverware. It’s still used medically, especially for skin treatments for burns and as a wound healer for the elderly.

  36. European Burmese don’t have flat faces. That’s the American standard. American ones also have much more health issues because of that deformed skull :p
    My mother was a breeder 😉

  37. Chocolate burmese have darker points.

  38. phred's mom says:


  39. “It’s all true!” says this guy: Bloo!

  40. noellesbootcutkittenpants says:

    Food, glorious food!

  41. noellesbootcutkittenpants says:

    Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
    “I drink, therefore I am”

  42. Fird Birfle says:

    This bit about silver/ anti microbial is verreh interestingk!!!

    Hadn’t heard that B4 and I’m from the South, y’all.

    (except for the times spent in Japan and Washington DC)

  43. Clairdelune says:

    I drool at milk-faced kitteh, therefore I am.
    BTW, today, you all proved what I suspected for a long time: cat lovers have superior intellects. =)

  44. Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed…
    A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed!

  45. Christy says:

    OMG! Its eyes! Its eyes!