Slurrpitty Durrpitty

The great philotsafur, René Des-cats says, ”I drink, therefore I am (cute).”


Truer words were never spoken, Dirigentens !

45 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Theresa says:

    What kind of kitty is that!?

    • Frogleg says:

      A Burmese

    • Kar says:

      I think it’s a siamese by those darkened points.

      And seriously? A silver spoon? At least tell me that it’s sterling for her majesty, she won’t stand for just plate.

      • pyrit says:

        I have it on good authority that, yes, that is, indeed, a. silver. spoon.

        • Kar says:

          That better be a Francis I pattern, her grace doesn’t approve of Buttercup of Alpine Lace patterns.

        • inky-stinky says:

          Silver has anti-microbial/antibiotic properties, which one of the reasons it became popular as silverware. It’s still used medically, especially for skin treatments for burns and as a wound healer for the elderly.

          • Sharpy says:

            “It’s all true!” says this guy: Bloo!

          • Fird Birfle says:

            This bit about silver/ anti microbial is verreh interestingk!!!

            Hadn’t heard that B4 and I’m from the South, y’all.

            (except for the times spent in Japan and Washington DC)

      • Frogleg says:

        Chocolate burmese have darker points.

  2. Alice Shortcake says:

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    *Thrusts a cloth through the screen, gently wipes mouf*

  3. Birdcage says:

    Oh for the love of PETE, could you not WARN a gal about a meelk-faced kittayn before I take a sip of diet coke as I’m navigating over to CO?????

  4. fleurdamour says:

    Who knew Cat-tesian cat-ionalism could be so cute?

  5. Gigi says:

    What are they feeding that kitteh, gruel?
    Is it’s name Oliver ?
    And can he have some more?

  6. Kari Callin says:

    “I DISTINCTLY asked for whole milk with my gruel. THIS is non-fat. Look into my eyes and sense the tone!”

    • Fird Birfle says:

      also heard as:
      [ALERT PEEPS THIS IS ONE 'uh MY ALL-TIME Fav-O-RITES!!!]

      “Don’t you LOOK at me, in that tone of voice!!!!8-O”

  7. skippymom says:

    Rene Descartes is in a bar. He finishes his drink and the bartender says, “Would you like another?” Descartes says “I think not” and he disappears.

  8. Angel says:

    Between the itty bitty teeny weeny very very cute li’l kitty and Pyrit’s amazing ddoouubblle entres, I am DED, people. Ded from the Qte and the Clevaire!!

  9. Mudbug says:

    What ???? Doesn’t everyone know milk is good for the complexion ?

  10. emmberrann says:

    Maybe this is the kitteh’s first slurp of semi-solid foods? I know it takes a few tries to get the hang of having not just meelks to eat…

  11. bob drummond says:

    Before I go ,I have question to ask – don’t burmese cats also come in “blue “?

  12. jen says:

    kitty says ” i hatez yogurtz’

  13. Christy says:

    OMG! Its eyes! Its eyes!