Cute Overload :D
You want a haiku?
I will try to think of one
I’m thinking …thinking
This might be a good time to read War & Peace, Hotshotjen.
I am the expert
At slowetry in motion
Dude, come hang with me
Two-toed or three-toed,
Second-fav’rite deadly sin
At the speed of cute.
Wups! In mod lounge, donning smoking jacket and pug slipp`eres, sipping on something suitable and raiding ‘fridge.
Two-toed or three-toed,
Second-fav’rite dedly sin
At the speed of cute.
The humans call me
Little Buttercup, although
I could not tell why
Pyrit, this may be your best Friday haiku EVER. I lol’ed.
“slowetry in motion” ?!?!
oh fer cryin’ out loud, oak.
a little carried away
with her eyeliner
“Spring” into action
My slothful smile is ready
To warm your sad heart
Cute Overload, aka
Sloths R Us
I am so learning to appreciate and love the sloth smiles. Wonder if they are as happy as they appear.
How does Oak do it? That’s what I want to know. HOW.
When you are close to a sloth everyone smiles! http://i.imgur.com/XisOX.jpg
Interesting. I assumed it was that last word, line 2, that got you into the lounge.
Since I just got up
I feel like a sloth myself
I need more coffee.
Nope, I forgot about ‘ded’. Dedly sinning is abetted on CO, what with the morsel-popping, ear-nom line-cutting, kitteh-napping and concupiscent capybara- and covey-coveting that goes on here.
As for my fourth favourite sin, behold the mod. lounge, and Exhibit Ehn: now littered with crumpled Dove bar wrappers and avocado chip bags, and crantini glasses mysteriously covered in chocolate smears and sticky green fingerprints.
Said the two-toed sloth
“Don’t need no stinkin’ third toe
Two’s just fine, thank you.”
care to rank them for us, dub? inquiring minds want to know… we know #s 2 and 4, where do you place the others? :D
more friday haikus
than i could possibly read
in just one sitting
Thanks for asking!
in demi-Latin for the pearl-clutchers, since I’m still full on mod-lounge goodies:
Luxuria [obv!], Sloth, Maru, Gula, Superbia, Loris, and Ira
Sorry, in Fri-ku:
Sloth, Maru, Gula, Loris,
Maru and Loris?
are you confusing your cute
with your dedly sins?
(see, I can fri-ku too!)
She’s a random generator from the Borg cooperative, sent to take over our weakened minds, which have been kilt DED by the Qte.
The Sloth sat high up in a tree
and said “my life is great for me.
Although I do not move real fast,
every day I have a blast.
I smile and smile the whole day through.
and never do I sing the blues
and so the time is right you see,
to let the world hear me say WEE!
I don’t like sloths, and I wish that co wouldn’t post so many of them…
Sounds like a terrific first line for a song, doesn’t it?
When you are close to a sloth, everyone smiles.
Great big grins that spread for miles and miles and miles.
For being nearby to a slothy makes everyone feels frothy
And that’s why the sloth is so good for your health.
Oohh, when you are close to a sloth, everyone smiles.
would you like them in a pan?
I love the cleopatra eyeliner!!!
Would that be sung to the tune of “Poetry In Motion “?
That how I behave after some sweet old boy spikes my coffee !! Wheeeee !
I HEARD THAT GOOGLE . ! WANNNA STEP OUTSIDE ?
…as sung by Johny Tillotson !
*dons asbestos coat and bulletproof vest*
While it might be heresy @ CO, I’ll admit that I’m moderately creeped-out by the whole sloth meme as well …..
*runs away in a cowardly fashion*
Would you like them in a cup,or in a can or on a pup? Would you like them near or far? Would you like them in a car?
BUT FIRD!!!! look at the smiles!!!!!!!!!!L who could not smile when you see those sweetmfaces.
LOL BOB! me too!
From my second favourite Dr. Seuss book, ‘Sloth on Cloth’
sure! wanna come with me?
My nails are quite long
The manicures can take hours!
As they file….I smile.
Fird I am sending a sloth to run after you! If you could just stay still for a couple of hours while he slooowly catches up. :D
I WAS TALKING TO GOOGLE , NOT YOU SHARPY!
I was saying, Sharpy _ “wanna step outside ?’ as a challenge 2 that Loudmouth who said he/she didn’t like sloths ! No offence 2 U intended !
kittya: I do agree about the smilingk.
Saffron: sure. No Problem.
What a lovely smiling face, made my rainy sunday a bit better!
Oh he/she is smiling :D
none taken! i was just cornfused!
Awwww. Buttercup is so cute. At the sanctuary they have a cafe where her basket hangs. So after your lunch you can go commune with her.
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