You want a haiku?
I will try to think of one
I’m thinking …thinking
This might be a good time to read War & Peace, Hotshotjen.
Friday Haiku: Don’t Rush Me
June 22, 2012 By
You want a haiku?
I will try to think of one
I’m thinking …thinking
This might be a good time to read War & Peace, Hotshotjen.
I am the expert
At slowetry in motion
Dude, come hang with me
“slowetry in motion” ?!?!
oh fer cryin’ out loud, oak.
How does Oak do it? That’s what I want to know. HOW.
She’s a random generator from the Borg cooperative, sent to take over our weakened minds, which have been kilt DED by the Qte.
*snerk*
Would that be sung to the tune of “Poetry In Motion “?
…as sung by Johny Tillotson !
Two-toed or three-toed,
Second-fav’rite deadly sin
At the speed of cute.
Wups! In mod lounge, donning smoking jacket and pug slipp`eres, sipping on something suitable and raiding ‘fridge.
Ahem:
Two-toed or three-toed,
Second-fav’rite dedly sin
At the speed of cute.
Interesting. I assumed it was that last word, line 2, that got you into the lounge.
Nope, I forgot about ‘ded’. Dedly sinning is abetted on CO, what with the morsel-popping, ear-nom line-cutting, kitteh-napping and concupiscent capybara- and covey-coveting that goes on here.
As for my fourth favourite sin, behold the mod. lounge, and Exhibit Ehn: now littered with crumpled Dove bar wrappers and avocado chip bags, and crantini glasses mysteriously covered in chocolate smears and sticky green fingerprints.
care to rank them for us, dub? inquiring minds want to know… we know #s 2 and 4, where do you place the others?
Thanks for asking!
in demi-Latin for the pearl-clutchers, since I’m still full on mod-lounge goodies:
Luxuria [obv!], Sloth, Maru, Gula, Superbia, Loris, and Ira
Sorry, in Fri-ku:
Luxuria, (obv!)
Sloth, Maru, Gula, Loris,
And Superb-Ira
Maru and Loris?
are you confusing your cute
with your dedly sins?
(see, I can fri-ku too!)
The humans call me
Little Buttercup, although
I could not tell why
Pyrit, this may be your best Friday haiku EVER. I lol’ed.
Cleopatra got
a little carried away
with her eyeliner
I love the cleopatra eyeliner!!!
“Spring” into action
My slothful smile is ready
To warm your sad heart
Cute Overload, aka
Sloths R Us
I am so learning to appreciate and love the sloth smiles. Wonder if they are as happy as they appear.
When you are close to a sloth everyone smiles! http://i.imgur.com/XisOX.jpg
Sounds like a terrific first line for a song, doesn’t it?
When you are close to a sloth, everyone smiles.
Great big grins that spread for miles and miles and miles.
For being nearby to a slothy makes everyone feels frothy
And that’s why the sloth is so good for your health.
Oohh, when you are close to a sloth, everyone smiles.
Since I just got up
I feel like a sloth myself
I need more coffee.
Said the two-toed sloth
“Don’t need no stinkin’ third toe
Two’s just fine, thank you.”
more friday haikus
than i could possibly read
in just one sitting
The Sloth sat high up in a tree
and said “my life is great for me.
Although I do not move real fast,
every day I have a blast.
I smile and smile the whole day through.
and never do I sing the blues
and so the time is right you see,
to let the world hear me say WEE!
That how I behave after some sweet old boy spikes my coffee !! Wheeeee !
LOL BOB! me too!
I don’t like sloths, and I wish that co wouldn’t post so many of them…
would you like them in a pan?
I HEARD THAT GOOGLE . ! WANNNA STEP OUTSIDE ?
sure! wanna come with me?
I WAS TALKING TO GOOGLE , NOT YOU SHARPY!
I was saying, Sharpy _ “wanna step outside ?’ as a challenge 2 that Loudmouth who said he/she didn’t like sloths ! No offence 2 U intended !
none taken! i was just cornfused!
Would you like them in a cup,or in a can or on a pup? Would you like them near or far? Would you like them in a car?
From my second favourite Dr. Seuss book, ‘Sloth on Cloth’
LOL
*dons asbestos coat and bulletproof vest*
*whispers*
While it might be heresy @ CO, I’ll admit that I’m moderately creeped-out by the whole sloth meme as well …..
*runs away in a cowardly fashion*
BUT FIRD!!!! look at the smiles!!!!!!!!!!L who could not smile when you see those sweetmfaces.
Fird I am sending a sloth to run after you! If you could just stay still for a couple of hours while he slooowly catches up.
kittya: I do agree about the smilingk.
Saffron: sure. No Problem.
*sigh*
My nails are quite long
The manicures can take hours!
As they file….I smile.
wowness.
Signed,
Duly Impressed.
What a lovely smiling face, made my rainy sunday a bit better!
Oh he/she is smiling
Awwww. Buttercup is so cute. At the sanctuary they have a cafe where her basket hangs. So after your lunch you can go commune with her.