Send In the Chub Patrol!

(cheesy 70’s cop-show disco music)

Who’s got fearsome rolls of fat,
Showin’ bad guys where it’s at?
♬ Chub Patrooooooooool! ♪

Cruisin’ in the Chubmobile,
Makin all the ladies squeal,
♫ Chub Patrooooooooool! ♩

Chub Patrol is an Emdot production.


  1. Line up for roll call!

  2. HA!

  3. Fird Birfle says:
  4. Lewis n' Clark says:

    Who are the chubs that won’t cop out
    When there’s danger all about?
    Right On!

  5. Theresa says:

    They say that Shar-pei’s a baaad chubba— :mrgreen:

  6. Shut your mouth!

  7. :lol:

  8. Jimbeaux says:

    She’s only talkin’ bout Shar-peis!

  9. Lewis n' Clark says:

    Well, we can dig it!

  10. Theresa says:

  11. What a nice trip down memory lane. Did we really look like that in the ’70’s?

  12. Wow, Theresa, you really know how to find ’em! And it’s scary how much they DO all sound alike, when played all-in-a-row like this. Boom-chicka-WOW …sizzle-sizzle-bappity-bap-bap-twangetty-wahn-wahn-wahn …

  13. They all sound like a fusion of “The Love Boat” and “mission Impossible”.

  14. rescue gal says:

    Just remember not to leave said chubs in car in the heat. They are already melted just enough!

  15. 260Oakley says:

    A famous investigative trio, code name: Chubby Checkers

  16. Shar-Pei = dogs as seen by Salvador Dali.

  17. I may need to get my eyes checked. I read part of the song as “Chub Padroooooooool!”

  18. Sharon Wilson says:

    The girls are squeeing at the cute chubs!

  19. loribelle says:

    That car cannot HANDLE the Chub!

  20. Heh. At first I didn’t realize that what I was seeing through the window was the rest of their bodies. I thought there was some serious drool going in. Ha.

  21. prinsas beans says:

    come on, really! all those prosh wrinkles in one car! I needs me a herd of ‘peis — right now

  22. bob drummond says:

    Anybody out there remember the ” Doberman Gang ” ? A 70’s movie about a guy and his trio of Dobermans ?Please let me know !

  23. I do !! I didn’t see it at the theater but I remember watching it on TV.

  24. Fird Birfle says:

    Here ya go, bob !!

  25. That looks like an AWESOME movie! I don’t really like 70’s movies, but that one’s too cool to pass up!

  26. bob drummond says:


  27. Fird Birfle says:


  28. By the way, BOOP, BOOP, and BOOP.

  29. Martha in Washington says:

    I would SO have watched that one!

  30. Fird Birfle says:

    BTW — my BFF has a Sharpei person in his life. The SharPei’s name is Angus.

    The doggeh’s entire vocabulary consists not of “bark” or “woof” but instead of the
    word “erm”.

    Promise. No fibs.

  31. does he wear a monocle? ’cause that’s the mental image I get with that story

  32. Fird Birfle says:

    that does seem appropriate.
    However, my BFF has not mentioned any eyewear …..

  33. If those aren’t chick magnets, then I don’t know what are!


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