(cheesy 70′s cop-show disco music)
Who’s got fearsome rolls of fat,
Showin’ bad guys where it’s at?
♬ Chub Patrooooooooool! ♪
Cruisin’ in the Chubmobile,
Makin all the ladies squeal,
♫ Chub Patrooooooooool! ♩
Chub Patrol is an Emdot production.
Send In the Chub Patrol!
June 21, 2012 By
Line up for roll call!
HA!
Relevant study material:
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Who are the chubs that won’t cop out
When there’s danger all about?
SHARPEIS!
Right On!
They say that Shar-pei’s a baaad chubba—
Shut your mouth!
She’s only talkin’ bout Shar-peis!
Well, we can dig it!
Wow, Theresa, you really know how to find ‘em! And it’s scary how much they DO all sound alike, when played all-in-a-row like this. Boom-chicka-WOW …sizzle-sizzle-bappity-bap-bap-twangetty-wahn-wahn-wahn …
They all sound like a fusion of “The Love Boat” and “mission Impossible”.
What a nice trip down memory lane. Did we really look like that in the ’70′s?
Just remember not to leave said chubs in car in the heat. They are already melted just enough!
A famous investigative trio, code name: Chubby Checkers
Shar-Pei = dogs as seen by Salvador Dali.
I may need to get my eyes checked. I read part of the song as “Chub Padroooooooool!”
The girls are squeeing at the cute chubs!
That car cannot HANDLE the Chub!
Heh. At first I didn’t realize that what I was seeing through the window was the rest of their bodies. I thought there was some serious drool going in. Ha.
come on, really! all those prosh wrinkles in one car! I needs me a herd of ‘peis — right now
Anybody out there remember the ” Doberman Gang ” ? A 70′s movie about a guy and his trio of Dobermans ?Please let me know !
I do !! I didn’t see it at the theater but I remember watching it on TV.
Here ya go, bob !!
That looks like an AWESOME movie! I don’t really like 70′s movies, but that one’s too cool to pass up!
THANKS AGAIN FIRDIE, I LOVES IT !!!!
By the way, BOOP, BOOP, and BOOP.
I would SO have watched that one!
BTW — my BFF has a Sharpei person in his life. The SharPei’s name is Angus.
The doggeh’s entire vocabulary consists not of “bark” or “woof” but instead of the
word “erm”.
Promise. No fibs.
does he wear a monocle? ’cause that’s the mental image I get with that story
that does seem appropriate.
However, my BFF has not mentioned any eyewear …..
If those aren’t chick magnets, then I don’t know what are!