Know Your Porcine Sleep Disorders!

Porcifragriasomnia: The inability to achieve deep restful sleep unless accompanied by a large ceramic strawberry.


“RIGHT. BEBEH PEEG SLEEPIN’ ON A STRAWBERRY. SEE EET EVERY DAY.” says Brinke G.

Comments

  1. I SO need a big ceramic strawberry !

  2. I myself cannot sleep without a leetle peeggy. :D

  3. Thats eitehr the worlds smallest pig.. or the worlds larget strawberry

  4. Can we discuss the cuteness of spotted Piggehs.
    because they seem to be really really cute to me.
    Cuter than any other kind of piggeh!

  5. Snowbunny says:

    I don’t think I’d get much sleep knowing there is an equally enormous hornet next to my strawberry or my piglet =(

  6. I want to beep his little nose, and soft-peench his little round tummeh.

  7. I was much relived to read that it was a large ceramic strawberry and not an average size one with a minuscule piggey on top because my first reaction on seeing the photo was: This time the breeders went too far! And where can I get one!!!!

  8. Birdcage says:

    If that was an actual-sized strawberry and you could get piggehs that size, I’d totally have, like, 6 of them. They could run around on my desk while I’m at work. And if the boss came by, they could hide in my pencil cup. And if they got tired, my tissue box would be a nice place for them to snooze….in place of strawberries.

  9. Darn nabbit, I landed in the lounge, too many (!) maybe ?

  10. *hands gigi a drink* Here you go :)

  11. Where is this place and how do I get there??? I need to see this in person, stat.

  12. Strawberry squeals forever!

  13. * golf clap *

  14. 260Oakley says:

    If that berry collapses the poor piglet will be in a bit of a jam.

  15. SlaveToCat says:

    A “Pig in a Berry” beats a “Pig in a Blanket” any day.

  16. Red Toenails says:

    I want to squees him.

  17. Thanks, I needed something to wash down the Peanut Buster Parfait I just hate!
    I’m a baaaaad girl :lol:

  18. In strawberry ham

  19. Hopefully piggeh preserves her dignity!

  20. Wil-berry

  21. Pam Sinclair says:

    Snortcolepsy. ;-)

  22. victoreia says:

    *golf clap*

  23. It’s the rare piccolo pig. Or, “piggolo,” if you will.

  24. Now to the banquet we press;
    Now for the eggs and the ham;
    Now for the mustard and cress,
    Now for the strawberry jam!
    Now for the tea of our host,
    Now for the rollicking bun,
    Now for the muffin and toast,
    And now for the gay Sally Lunn!

  25. At first glance, I thought that was a hamster-sized piglet. Then I realized just how absurd it was.

  26. Fird Birfle says:

    *ahem*

    “Piggolooooooooooo piggolo, piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigaloooooooooooooooo”.

    *bows ceremoniously*
    *leaves stage*

  27. Fird Birfle says:

    Where do I submit my application, to work there, Birdcage??

    *And, btw, what are my job duties??*

  28. Fird Birfle says:

    *hockey game clap*

  29. Same, except I was fully willing to believe it regardless of ridiculousness. Alas!

  30. That made my night!

  31. lds7yrs says:

    Me, too!

  32. dubyah1 says:

    I love G&S!

  33. JustAnotherHeather says:

    LOL- that reminds of the book, The Road to Oz. Princess Ozma has a big birthday and the wizard provides dinner entertainment via teeny little piglets. I can’t find the illustration anywhere on the web, but they were smaller than the cups and were turning somersaults and dancing all over the table. As I recall, Dorothy wanted to take one as a pet. And who wouldn’t at that size?

  34. emmberrann says:

    Having been to a couple or three hockey games, what, pls is a “hockey game clap?”

  35. Fird Birfle says:

    I will admit that I’ve nevaire been to see hockey.

    However, I figgered that clapping at a hockey game, just *might be* a TAD more …. BOISTEROUS???? than clapping at golf tournie.

    Signed,
    “I went to watch a fight,
    and a hockey game broke out…”

  36. wannadance says:

    WIN!!

  37. wannadance says:

    GIGIi just don’t get it…our mod don’t lineararararly…

  38. wannadance says:

    YAY!!!

  39. wannadance says:

    correction: ‘our mod don’t THEEK lineararararly..

  40. sleekityin says:

    This looks a bit like the peeg and strawberry equivalent of a dung beetle rolling a piece of dung back to “Chez Sharn”. (Although, the peegeh’s place would probably be “Casa Elsanta”.)

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