Amazing Results!

Hey Friends! How about a product that gives you an instant neck lift, taking years and pounds off your facial area?

Here’s Houdini BEFORE trying our patented miraculous creation.

Here’s Houdini AFTER just one application!

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  1. Martha in Washington says:

    I’ll take a dozen…of the hamsters, please!!

  2. What an amazing product! I must order some now! I dial 1-800-HAMSTER, right?

  3. Don’t ham me because I’m beautiful.

  4. Houdini’s muzzlepowsche is a heart shape!

  5. Mary (the first) says:

    I need some kind of similar product for my hips. Srsly.

  6. Martha in Washington says:

    Ummm…and my thighs could use a little something. 😳

  7. And that trouble area ’round the midsection. Innere-too-bees should be miraculously vanquished.

  8. totchipanda says:

    This is SO EFFECTIVE I spent 20 minutes trying to compare the before and after to see if it was a mirrored image with filters over the cheeks. Then I realized he had the SAME PAW up. Well done, Houdini. Where shall I send my life’s savings?

  9. aaaaand has nobody thought to check for excessively pea-nut shaped tocks?

  10. you’ll also note that in the first picture he’s on LV-223 and in the second he’s clearly on LV426.

  11. Will Houdini be selling his product on QVC?

  12. *Snerk* on the hovertext – Jon Hamm, indeed!

  13. katiecat says: